Saturday, February 4, 2012

reagan srewtape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcSm-KAEFFA

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Thursday, February 2, 2012


Cuban Government's Not Through Begging

Dear Diary,

Today I learned that if Florida State universities could only redirect 37% of their office supplies budget towards Cuban street croquette makers ... yada yada yada ... another day, another plan to redirect the lawn chairs on the Cuban Titanic. I can assure the apologists for the Cuban regime that their efforts are not in vain. I take pleasure in their failure.

One of my favorite Far Side cartoons had a dog standing on its hind legs and pointing a gun at it's owners as they ate dinner. The caption read: "I'm THROUGH begging!" That dog must have had more heart than the Castro brothers. I know this because far from being bothered by the fact that their country is sustained by the scraps from one US working class immigrant community, the Castro brothers are actually pining for a bigger bowl.

Finally, communist leadership has turned Cuba into the type of country that a Harry Callahan can love, one that knows its limitations. If I was a better Catholic, I wouldn't be able to take off my Catholic 'hat.' But since I'm not, it comes off, sometimes unconsciously, but sometimes not. When it's off and I think of Cuba, there is no pity. There is an appreciation for the concept that ideas have consequences, especially bad ones. And I think that is a good thing.

For my parents generation, and specifically for my Father who is longer around to see it, when I see what has become of those who kept him away from the country he loved and would not allow him to attend the funeral of his Mother, then there truly is no pity. That part of me looks forward to day -- I expect this scene to be repeated often until death do me part -- when I ask those who were committed Communists or who defend family that were, how it feels to have been so spectacularly wrong.

However, I will not press that point too strongly. Because I'd like the conversation to move on to the question of which personality traits are required to live day after day, year after year, in such a terrible system. When we hit about three personality traits [resourcefulness, etc.] that is when I plan to engage. Because the point that I truly wish to make -- hat in hand no doubt -- is to ask why cowardice isn't on the list?

At that point, it really doesn't matter what is said after. In effect, I seek to leave a neutron-like bomb in their thoughts. I don't have a vested interest in when it goes off. As long as I know that I have used every ounce of street and book smarts at my disposal to be confident that it will go off at some point. When H. Lector induced a fellow inmate to commit suicide, I took notes.

I can't stand the thought of those complicit in the governance of Castro's Cuba not being haunted by their involvement for the rest of their lives. I swear that I have fantasies about calling out communist sympathizers at my nursing home. Exposing their true allegiances during bingo. You know the old saying, 'if you can see it despite the cataracts....'

Putting my 'hat' back on and thinking about the Caribbean. There is one country that deserves our prayers and money. A country in who a significant part of the country was not complicit in its misery. That country is Haiti.

But I will never forget Cuba. You see my dog's food bowl is getting a little run down. I was going to throw it away, but if can help just one Communist party member, then it will be worth it. I just have to find a way to get it to them. Brother, can you spare a corner of that gusano? Hey, they won't even need to change the name, Fifi [spelled El-Meon in Arabic].


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Thursday, January 26, 2012


Do Steelers Fans Have Daughters?

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10105/1050765-100.stm

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/10/sports/football/10nfl.html?scp=18&sq=Roethlisberger&st=cse

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/16/sports/football/16steelers.html?scp=3&sq=Roethlisberger%20and%20DNA&st=cse

Remember the scene in A Few Good Men, where the [cruise] confronts [jack] with the inconsistency in his testimony

If Roethlisberger did not assault the young woman, why were they disappointed in his behavior - which part of the story is more unbelievable - that 4 young women who attend a junior college decided to frame a

benefir of the doubt

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Homer Simpson Catholic

http://blog.beliefnet.com/deaconsbench/2010/10/homer-simpson-catholic.html

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Saturday, January 21, 2012


The Jose Canseco of Episcopalians

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Thursday, October 27, 2011


How Can I Lift Thee, Let Me Count The Ways

The Cuba Study Group is a

These are actual headlines:

  • 10/14/10 - Twitter’s Glitch: An Opportunity for Cuba and the U.S.
  • 10/04/10 - A New Release of Political Prisoners in Cuba
  • 09/28/10 - Ease travel to Cuba, help spur reform








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Tuesday, October 11, 2011


A Long Life?

We all want a long life right? I'm torn between the views of Woody Allen and Thomas à Kempis:

  • Allen: ... life is full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, ... and it's all over much too quickly.
  • Kempis: What good is it to live a long life when we amend that life so little? Indeed, a long life does not always benefit us, but on the contrary, frequently adds to our guilt. Would that in this world we had lived well throughout one single day. Many count up the years they have spent in religion but find their lives made little holier. If it is so terrifying to die, it is nevertheless possible that to live longer is more dangerous. Blessed is he who keeps the moment of death ever before his eyes and prepares for it every day.
The Nobel Prize awarded in Literature to Mario Vargas Llosa.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011


Short Story

He'd always admired logical people. We tend to admire that which we lack. Logical was good, logical should have meant no regrets. So being logical about his faith had brought him to this point.

The point of life was to love and serve God. God is best served through service to our fellow man, the least among us the better. We know from experience that we as humans will sin despite our best intentions. God gives us the sacrament of reconciliation so that we can achieve or return to a state of grace.

But that always struck him as a bizarrely unsatisfactory arrangement. Let me get this straight, he thought, we basically play musical chairs with our eternal salvation. Knowing that we will sin and knowing that death comes like a thief in the night, how do we sleep at night? Most of us sleep just fine. The next thought hit him hard. Those who sleep well at night do so because they don't really believe. They don't really believe in Hell. They have soft thoughts becasue they don't have the heart to see how badly they fail god on a daily basis. they avert their eyes from the truth of depth of their unbelief and then hope that god will have mercy upon their soles

Man that's not good enough. I mean seriously, if there's a God, a Heaven and Hell and the Bible is meant to be read, studied, meditated upon and mostly prayed over, - then 99% of the Catholics he knew, including himself were engaged in wishful, and frankly irresponsible and or negligent wishful thinking. he was on that road to. but something happened - he had a moement of, cant really call it grace - more like a clarity about a dream, which like remembering dreams he expected to fade away but it didn't - it came more and more into into focus as time passed

not to put to fine a point on it - but basically he needed to achieve a state of grace and hope to die - not suicide of course - but there are plenty of dangerous jobs out there

i mean to the extent we want to live, isnt t hat hedging our bets that the life we know here is it?

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Monday, September 12, 2011


My 3rd Game at Wrigley Field

I will be at the game - pre-posting - 1st two games were memorable
cincinatti again
didnt knwo who Maddux was, neither did he




fri game - http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-scores/boxscore.php?boxid=198809020CHN
sat game - http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-scores/boxscore.php?boxid=198809030CHN
maddux - http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=maddugr01





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Saturday, July 9, 2011


Love At Font Sight

There is font and then there is font

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Monday, March 7, 2011


Miami Heat: A Fan's Plea to Keep Track Of All Those Jumping Off The Bandwagon

Before you have even one word of conversation with anyone about the Heat today, you need to get them on the record in response to one question. The question's genesis is rooted in more serious topics -- from friend and occasional guest blogger Wichi -- but can be relevant elsewhere. The question is, in or out?

Do they think the Heat will win this year? Yes or no. If the person attempts to answer that they believe the Heat can win, if they do a better job of ... yada yada yada. Please inform them that that was not the question being asked and make a note that you are dealing with a weasel [i.e. Yankee fan]. Then ask them again, slowly, do they think the Heat will win this year?

File the answer away in a safe place. If their answer today is no and the Heat go on to win the NBA Championship, it is your job to remind them of their answer for the rest of their natural lives. Trust me on this one, the joy derived from such reminders will rival any fun derived from the actual team win.

Assuming we expand Teddy Roosevelt's 'Man in the Arena' concept to include those who support those literally in the Arena, then today's Heat detractors fit the "cold and timid souls" description nicely.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011


Robert Kagan: Why No Love For Colombia?

Before Egyptian protests initially began on Jan 25th, Robert Kagan had an Op-Ed in the Jan 23rd Washington Post which stated the following:

But sometimes American policy is as incomprehensible as it is regrettable, as damaging to our interests as to our ideals. Consider the case of two countries: Colombia and Egypt. They're both important to American interests. Colombia is on the front lines in the war against narcotics traffickers and narcoterrorists in Latin America. It is a staunch pro-American ally in a region threatened by Venezuela's tyrannical Hugo Chavez and his various cronies in Bolivia, Ecuador and Nicaragua. Egypt has been an important player in the Arab world; it maintains a cold but durable peace with Israel and is an ally against Iran and in the fight against radical Islamic terrorism. Both Colombia and Egypt have received billions of dollars in U.S. aid over the years.

Now for the differences. Colombia is a democratic success story. Once plagued by guerrilla insurgencies and murderous paramilitaries, with wealthy drug lords controlling major cities, Colombia is in the midst of a political and economic renaissance. Under the brilliant and enlightened democratic leadership of Alvaro Uribe for eight years, the narcoterrorist FARC was beaten back, the drug cartels of Cali and Medellin were all but destroyed, and a poor human rights record began to improve. Last summer Colombia held free and fair presidential elections, and already, Juan Manuel Santos has demonstrated a remarkably open and liberal approach to governing. As The Post's Juan Forero recently reported, Santos has pushed legislation to compensate victims of Colombia's long guerrilla war, including those who suffered at the hands of security forces. He is trying to return millions of acres stolen from campesinos by corrupt politicians. In a world where democracy is retreating and authoritarianism is advancing, Colombia stands out brightly against the trend.
For now, the amazing the timing of Kagan's comments -- in effect having history confirm his analysis in a matter of days -- is overshadowing the 2nd country in his analysis. Why the hostility towards Colombia by the Obama Administration? Why would an Administration struggling to 'appear' more amenable to free-market solutions oppose a free-trade agreement negotiated and signed five years ago with a strong ally? I think the answer is tied to the reasons the Administration supported former President Zelaya's efforts to replicate a Chavez-stlye subversion of democracy in Honduras.

Here's my shot at why. His political roots are with the Left. While he has shown the discipline to do what is necessary to get and stay in power [i.e. Afghanistan], at some point a person's early influences and psychological allegiances matter. Maybe because a part of them resents that Colombia defeated the FARC guerrillas. Why would they have any allegiance towards the narcoterrorist FARC? Who knows, maybe they grew up rooting for so-called Latin American revolutionaries and resented Reagan's support of the Contras in Nicaragua. Proxy payback anyone?

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The Egypt-Colombia dichotomy - By Robert Kagan
Sunday, January 23, 2011;

American foreign policy, like any nation's, can be hypocritical, selfish, riddled with contradictions and double standards. A president may proclaim his commitment to democracy in soaring rhetoric one day and in the next turn a blind eye to repressive behavior by some government deemed important to U.S. interests. Squaring ideals with more tangible interests is a tricky business.

But sometimes American policy is as incomprehensible as it is regrettable, as damaging to our interests as to our ideals. Consider the case of two countries: Colombia and Egypt. They're both important to American interests. Colombia is on the front lines in the war against narcotics traffickers and narcoterrorists in Latin America. It is a staunch pro-American ally in a region threatened by Venezuela's tyrannical Hugo Chavez and his various cronies in Bolivia, Ecuador and Nicaragua. Egypt has been an important player in the Arab world; it maintains a cold but durable peace with Israel and is an ally against Iran and in the fight against radical Islamic terrorism. Both Colombia and Egypt have received billions of dollars in U.S. aid over the years.

Now for the differences. Colombia is a democratic success story. Once plagued by guerrilla insurgencies and murderous paramilitaries, with wealthy drug lords controlling major cities, Colombia is in the midst of a political and economic renaissance. Under the brilliant and enlightened democratic leadership of Alvaro Uribe for eight years, the narcoterrorist FARC was beaten back, the drug cartels of Cali and Medellin were all but destroyed, and a poor human rights record began to improve. Last summer Colombia held free and fair presidential elections, and already, Juan Manuel Santos has demonstrated a remarkably open and liberal approach to governing. As The Post's Juan Forero recently reported, Santos has pushed legislation to compensate victims of Colombia's long guerrilla war, including those who suffered at the hands of security forces. He is trying to return millions of acres stolen from campesinos by corrupt politicians. In a world where democracy is retreating and authoritarianism is advancing, Colombia stands out brightly against the trend.

Egypt, meanwhile, is committing national suicide. The 82-year-old, infirm Hosni Mubarak is entering his fourth decade as dictator. He seems determined to have himself "reelected" in elections planned for September or to hand power to his son Gamel. He has cracked down brutally on domestic dissent, arresting, torturing and murdering bloggers. He has kept an "emergency" law in place throughout his reign. Recent parliamentary elections were so heavily rigged that opposition parties boycotted the runoffs and renounced the few seats they won. After the "Jasmine Revolution" in nearby Tunisia, the Egyptian pot is about to boil over. Yet Mubarak's response has been to turn a deaf ear to persistent calls to free the political system and end human rights abuses.

You might think that the Obama administration would respond accordingly to these situations. Last year, Deputy Secretary of State James Steinberg played a helpful role encouraging Uribe to forgo an unconstitutional third term in office. Today, you might expect the administration to be looking for ways to strengthen this Colombian success story. You would also expect it to be moving swiftly to get ahead of events in Egypt, to use its influence to press Mubarak and his government to open the political system and avert impending disaster.

Unfortunately, you would be mistaken. There is only one thing the United States needs to do for Colombia right now: Pass the free-trade agreement negotiated and signed five years ago. The agreement has economic benefits for both nations. Failure to ratify it this year would be a slap in the face to Colombia's new president and the Colombian people. Rewarding Colombians for their democratic progress would seem to be a no-brainer. But the administration shows no inclination to push the agreement forward, even with the new free-trade-oriented Republican House sure to pass it. Labor leaders, of course, oppose all free-trade agreements. And some human rights groups still want to punish Colombia for abuses committed years ago, and some in the administration agree.

In Egypt, the human rights abuses are not a decade old. They happen every day. Is the Obama administration exacting any price for this behavior? Have the president and secretary of state made clear to Mubarak that if he doesn't open up the political process to genuine competition, allow international election monitors to ensure the integrity of the electoral process, lift the state of emergency and put an end to torture and police brutality, he will not only destroy Egypt but also damage U.S.-Egyptian relations? Hillary Clinton gave a fine speech in Doha this month on the need for Arab governments to make room for civil society, but when she met with the Egyptian foreign minister right before the November elections she said not a word about Egyptian politics. President Obama has made fine statements about America's interest in supporting democracy around the world, but when he called Mubarak after the eruption in Tunisia, he said nothing about the dangers of a similar eruption in Egypt. The administration has made almost no change in a decades-old policy of clinging to Mubarak, despite the evidence that the man is steering his country toward disaster.

How to explain these two wrongheaded policies, both so at odds with American ideals and interests? Don't bother. Just hope the administration stumbles toward the right answers before it's too late.

Robert Kagan, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution, writes a monthly column for The Post.
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Monday, February 14, 2011


Leaders Who Believe In Free-Markets

The WSJ's great Mary Anastasia O'Grady reports on one country's efforts to create free-market oriented cities. The country has leaders who make the type of statements noted below.

Leader 1 - What I love about the concept is two things. First, that we will employ the best practices from similar projects around the world that have been successful. Second that it is entirely voluntary for people to move in. They are the ones who will protect it.

Leader 2 - If we want to develop we have to find a way to counterbalance the populism that causes us so much harm. The model city is a way of decentralizing power and connecting people to their government.
Pop quiz: The above quotes come from one of the following [as in all multiple-choice questions, 2 of the possible answers are absurd]:
  1. Obama Administration officials
  2. Islamic Brotherhood
  3. Hong Kong
  4. Hounduras
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PS. In response to hundreds of reader comments, while they might be kindred spirits in some respects, answers #1 & #2 are not the same.

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Honduras's Experiment With Free-Market Cities - A poor country considers a new way to stimulate private investment.

By MARY ANASTASIA O'GRADY - Tegucigalpa, Honduras

What advocate of free markets hasn't, at one time or another, fantasized about running away to a desert island to start a country where economic liberty would be the law of the land? If things go according to plan, more than one such "island" may soon pop up here.

Honduras calls these visionary islands "model cities," and as the Journal's David Wessel reported from Washington 10 days ago, the Honduran Congress is expected to soon pass an amendment to the constitution that would clear the way to put the concept into action.

The idea is simple: A sizable piece of unpopulated government land is designated for use as a model city. A charter that will govern the city is drafted and the Congress approves it. A development authority is appointed by the national government. The authority signs contracts with the investors who will develop the infrastructure. The city opens for business under rules that act as a magnet for investment.

Sound fanciful? Perhaps, until the chief architect of the plan, 35-year-old Octavio Sánchez, points out that "model cities" are nothing new. "What I love about the concept," President Porfirio Lobo's chief of staff tells me in an interview, "is two things. First, that we will employ the best practices from similar projects around the world that have been successful. Second that it is entirely voluntary for people to move in. They are the ones who will protect it."

During the Cold War, Honduras was known mostly for its loyalty to the U.S. In 2009 it gained fame for deposing Manuel Zelaya because he was trying to extend his presidency in violation of the nation's constitution. Honduras refused to comply with international demands to restore Mr. Zelaya to power. Now the little country that stood up to the world to defend its democracy seems to be affirming a belief that it needs to change if it wants to ward off future assaults on freedom.

New York University economist Paul Romer is a global champion of the same concept by another name. Here's how Mr. Romer described his "charter cities" in a Jan. 25 interview with the Council on Foreign Relations' Sebastian Mallaby: "Some group of people who are willing to try something different say: Let's go off by ourselves. We'll develop both different laws, perhaps, but importantly, different norms about right and wrong. We'll reinforce that in our little culture that operates separately. And then, if these turn out to be a success . . . we'll not only demonstrate to others that there's something better, but we'll also provide a mechanism where people can move from the equilibrium where one set of rules and norms prevails to this other one."

The germination of model cities for Honduras started in Honduras. The reason is not hard to discern. Reformers have spent years trying to liberalize the economy only to be thwarted by special interests.

As Mr. Sánchez, who also worked in the government of President Ricardo Maduro (2002-06), puts it: "For me, for a very long time, it has been obvious that with the current system, we are going nowhere." The young lawyer says that almost a decade ago he began thinking about whether it would be possible to designate a small place where all the pro-market reforms would be law. He had no doubt that such a zone would grow fast and that the ideas behind it would spread.

Over time the concept evolved and the 2009 political crisis seems to have generated interest in new ideas. In an interview here last week President Lobo told me that his polling shows that among Hondurans familiar with the proposal, there is broad support.

The amendment is expected to pass Congress within the next three months. This week Mr. Sánchez and Mr. Lobo will travel to South Korea and Singapore, where they will analyze successful model cities to aid in drawing up the first charter. They will also be looking for investors. Mr. Sánchez says that it is important that more than one model city is launched so that rule designers will have to compete.
Can it work? The critics—who interestingly enough seem to be mostly failed planning or development "experts"—say it is unlikely because, well, this is Honduras. But Mr. Sánchez is not deterred. He points out that both Japan and Chile were once proclaimed culturally incapable of development. He also argues that history is on Honduras's side. Separate legal systems inside cities generated untold prosperity as far back as the 14th century in Northern Europe's Hanseatic League and more recently in places like the Chinese city of Shenzhen.

Former president Ricardo Maduro is also a fan. "If we want to develop we have to find a way to counterbalance the populism that causes us so much harm. The model city is a way of decentralizing power and connecting people to their government."

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Saturday, February 12, 2011


Verizon iPhone an improvement?

Perception: Verizon is superior to AT&T, so their iPhone is the better buy.

Reality: Verizon voice calls are better, but their data network is inferior.

This according to the WSJ's Walt Mossberg:
What about the trade-offs? Chief among them is data speed. I performed scores of speed tests on the two phones, which I used primarily in Washington, and its Maryland and Virginia suburbs, and for part of one day at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport. In these many tests, despite a few Verizon victories here and there, AT&T’s network averaged 46% faster at download speeds and 24% faster at upload speeds. This speed difference was noticeable while doing tasks like downloading large numbers of emails, or waiting for complicated Web pages to load. AT&T’s speeds varied more while Verizon’s were more consistent, but overall, AT&T was more satisfying at cellular data.

Also, because Verizon’s iPhone—like most other Verizon phones—doesn’t work on the world-wide GSM mobile-phone standard, you can’t use it in most countries outside the U.S. AT&T’s iPhone does work on this standard, and can be used widely abroad, albeit at very high roaming rates. In the midst of my testing, I had to travel to Hong Kong, one of the few countries where the Verizon iPhone functions. But even there, it only worked for voice, not data, at least in the areas where I was working. The AT&T model handled both voice and data everywhere I tried it there.


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Friday, February 11, 2011


Milton Friedman on Hayek

Perception: Milton Friedman was a conservative.

Reality: Friedman, and Hayek, saw themselves as radical in attacking the root of the problem [socialism].

Tyler Cowen from Marginal Revolution recommended this C-SPAN Book TV video from 1994 featuring Milton Friedman being interviewed by Brian Lamb about the 50th anniversary release of Hayek's book The Road to Serfdom. At the 50:30 mark, when asked about Kenneth Galbraith, Friedman explains beautifully about the difference between socialism and freedom and why he is no conservative, as we now -- now being the latter half of the 20th century, hey the dude was born in 1912 -- define it. So while someone like Friedman would probably have issues with the particulars of specific Tea Party proposals, I believe he would have supported the movement itself.

How good was Milton Friedman? He's been dead for 5 years and the hyper-partisan Paul Krugman is still afraid to cross him.


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Thursday, January 20, 2011


Vortex Discharges, Snickers and Communism

There are various one-liners ricocheting off each other in my head. The lines are like pliant pets, once in the brain, their sole purpose is to be ready if called to the vortex by some seemingly random triggering event, irrespective of the period they spent dormant. More than one of those lines came from a Woody Allen movie or book [p.48 plz]. One of the lines entailed Allen patiently explaining to his dinner hosts that he would gladly eat any meat they would have cooked, given that he only practices vegetarianism at home. Since then, whenever I spot half-hearted wannabe posers, other than in the mirror, the movie scene plays in my head.

The latest triggering event came as a result of a Catholic men's group, Emmaus, which I am a part of, and how we handle paying for meals when we get a large group together. [Vortex discharge - Mel Brooks line about the waiter at the Last Supper asking, 'separate checks?']. We began to have an issue that those of us who remained to pay for the bill often had to put in additional money. We quickly decided that everybody pays $20 -- most of the menu is around $10-12 plus a couple of pitchers and appetizers for the group -- problem seemingly solved.

Except that it turns out that if people showed up and weren't that hungry, had recently measured their cholesterol, or were just allowing their liver's to dry out, then the $20 flat rate got a little grating. In addition, once the flat rate went into effect, the advantage clearly shifted from the cheap bastards to the stragglers. Now instead of having to fork over more money, we were left with excess funds despite a generous tip. Returning the money was viewed as impractical. [Vortex discharge - Barzini .... 'after all we're not Communists'].

I forget what came first, the idea that returning the excess funds was impractical or the Ice Cream Snickers bars. See what we decided to do with the excess monies was to eat Ice Cream Snickers bars until the excess funds were used up. I've bought and eaten Ice Cream Snickers bars all across this great country of ours, but none have tasted as good as those paid for by my unsuspecting brethren in the Faith.

Nothing like a little real world research -- or as we like to say in Miami, 'see this is why communism is such a disaster' -- among friends in the faith to expose and confirm certain sociological / economic ideas.

  • Hypothesis #1 - Lack of ownership equals a lack of accountability. When the early leavers [i.e. cheap bastards] left money, they never seemed to account for the pitchers and wings shared by the group. True.
  • Hypothesis #2 - When there is no direct correlation between effort and reward, effort suffers. The stragglers would have gladly figured out who owed more when they had to make up the difference, but deemed it impractical to return excess funds. True.
  • Hypothesis #3 - Collectivism discourages thrift. While the Pilgrim experience is no doubt instructive, the Snickers Saga is the kill shot, i.e. 'la tapita al pomo.' True.
My only irrational fear in life is being outside Miami on the day the stench of the Castro brothers is removed from Cuba. I have never really thought about what I want to do that day, but now I know that I will be eating an Ice Cream Snickers bar on that day. So let me officially welcome 'Snickers, the Collectivists snack of choice' to the list of vortex discharges.

No mention of Woody Allen would be complete without repeating the joke at the end of Annie Hall - for youtube video click here.
I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011


Abuelo's ALF Spells Trouble for Cuban Goverment

Recently, a Cuban government ministry [i.e. the Castros] issued a comically ungrateful statement bemoaning the fact that the recent Obama administration loosening of travel restrictions did not go far enough.

It made me wonder what a Cuban government official would say if they could speak with impunity.

Do you think your statement will have an effect?
No, but it gives our compañeros in the press an excuse to repeat our appeals.

Is pleading for compassion for a such miserably failed state really in your best interests at this point?
Clearly it may have reached its limits, but we are all grateful for the work. If you would of heard of some of the ideas we rejected, perhaps you would understand why we do what we do.

OK I'll bite, like what?
We have studies which show that Cuban-Americans getting Federal aid through Medicaid are only sending us 19% of their net remittances. That number was in the mid 20's just a few years ago. We believe they can and should do better.

Why haven't they been as generous?
Frankly, the trend towards the use of ALF's--not this kind--has been a serious blow to the Revolution's financial planning. We hope to see some improvement by the so-called death panels. The end of life spending is just out of control.

What will you do now?
Our options are limited, once a patient is accepted ....

No, I meant the Cuban government.
Well my mandate is to get the remittance number into the 30's.

Does not seem terribly realistic.
I view it as my personal sugar harvest quota. Look, no one likes to say it, but given the realities of the shift in Congress, a tragic humanitarian event is our best chance to move the needle on this issue.

Like a hurricane?
Yeah, but we're not even in season. Then again, I was sure in 2008 that Hurricane Ike was our meal ticket. That's one of the negative side effects of being part of such a lengthy revolution, all our assumptions get to play themselves out. It's been a problem truthfully.

That was impressive. You just described the government's ongoing abject failure in neutral terms.
Like Allen Iverson says, practice, practice, practice. In Castro's Cuba, progress is exclusive to the future.

Seriously, no Plan B.
Hey this is a 50 year old regime. The Mouse That Roared wasn't just a movie to us, it represented a plan. We've been propped up by countries in four continents and outsourced to a fifth -- we hate the cold and Australians.

Plan B? We're on plan Omega brother.


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Thursday, December 2, 2010


Yesterday: The Jon Gruden Era at UM

Lyrics from a melancholy acoustic guitar ballad about a break-up:

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Jon Gruden turned down the opportunity to coach the University of Miami's football team. Here's one perspective on why the megalomaniacal albino's no, while clearly not the act of a friend, may not be a bad thing.

Gruden made his mark in winning the Super Bowl in his first year as coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs in 2002. Gruden won [altogether now Cane fans] with Tony Dungy's players and a great defense built by Lane Kiffin. If that seems harsh, consider that Gruden never won another playoff game at Tampa Bay and his teams lost home wild-card playoff games in the two years they did make the playoffs. His final season there featured a team which collapsed after the same Kiffin announced he would be leaving when the season ended. Like Randy Shannon, Gruden was fired from his last coaching job in a year which began with a contract extension.

All in all, Gruden produced a .507 winning percentage in his seven year stint as a NFL head coach with Tampa Bay. I guess the genius bar is much lower in the post-Shula era, but even Trinidadians would blush at this level of limbo.

If, like me, you thought it odd that the negotiations with UM involved his brother. We shouldn't have. Coaching is apparently the most family of businesses. Gruden himself is the son of a coach and the 2nd generation names which have crossed his path in his career include; Griese, Kiffin, McKay, Shula, Simms. The theme from Deliverance would seem a nice fit for this degree of inbreeding.

However, given that Gruden is a fellow Roman Catholic, we shall put the above speculation aside and spare him the Saban treatment [eternal sports (i.e. unactionable) hatred]. But the Gruden era was instructive. As we get ready to watch the Heat travel to Cleveland tonight, if Gruden annoyed us this much in just 24 hours, imagine if they had televised his decision after dragging it out all summer.


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Wednesday, December 1, 2010


Liberal Catholics, Transubstantiation and Boise St

Index of Liberal Catholic Warriors for the Faith:

C'mon guys, don't ever lose your sense of humor. I mean your faith, well.... But never lose your sense of humor. Think of it as the only true historically peer-reviewed commandment.

I used to feel bad for liberal Catholics during the past score-ish years. Clearly discouraged by John Paul II's longevity and succession, their liberalism seemed to represent the 10th step in a 12-step program to leave the Church. Their main concerns have always struck me as more political than spiritual. The list is familiar:
  • Female priests
  • Nuanced stance on abortion
  • Acceptance of homosexuality
One thought bothered me about that list. Transubstantiation. How could they keep transubstantiation off the list for so many years. I mean granted their main issues were literally sexy or sexual, but theologically speaking, they couldn't hold a jock strap [or panty] to transubstantiation in terms of the difficulty of true acceptance of Catholic teaching. That's why transubstantiation is the Boise State of Catholic theology. Think of the scandal if Boise State were kept out of the the BCS title game after 1,863 undefeated years.

Then one day it hit me like as if I was staring at Marcee in a Beautiful Mind. It's not real. Their list is not real. It's interesting and focus-grouped, but it doesn't represent the main concerns of adult Catholics, even liberal ones. A list of real concerns about the difficulty in accepting Catholic teaching would be more varied and less aligned with politically correct issues of the day.

Ever since that day, I'm the jaded guy in the crowd on the ground seemingly unaffected by the threats of 'jumping' from liberal Catholics on the ledge. If asked, my advice would be to go ahead and jump. Who knows, the distance they fall may not be as far as their oscillation would suggest.

If you think that opinion is judgmental, then you need to brush up on the difference between having an opinion on issues in the public domain and the type of judgment we are admonished not to engage in in the scriptures. One involves forming an opinion to the best of our abilities and the other presumes to know God's will. As an example, while I would prefer, if asked, that liberal Catholics jump, that is not judgmental. If I presumed to know where they would land when they jumped, now that's judgmental.

I recommend Fr Barron's take on the issue, although I doubt he would reciprocate.


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Tuesday, November 30, 2010


Three Pages into Three Thousand Years

Three pages into Three Thousand Years and I have an issue. A new low.

Advent is a good reminder to attempt to deepen the faith. So when I read great things about Christianity: The First Three Thousand Years, I bought the used book and began to read with little expectations of finishing the 1,016 page book, but expecting to gain a better historical perspective in specific areas which interested me. The author, Diarmaid MacCulloch, was apparently a lapsed Anglican who was raised in the faith and treated his subject with respect.

Using my Mortimer Adler training, I began with the part of the book which most interested me, Chapter 3: A Crucified Messiah. Just three pages in I came across my first bomb:

Luke's birth narrative, the more elaborate [Matthew is the other] explains that Jesus's parents traveled from Nazareth to Bethlehem at the time of Jesus's birth because they had to comply with the residence terms of a Roman imperial census for tax purposes .... This does not ring true ... Roman authorities would not have held a census in a client kingdom of the empire such as Herod's, and in any case there is no record elsewhere of such an empire-wide census, which would certainly have left traces around the Mediterranean. The story seems to embody a confusion with a well-attested Roman imperial census which certainly did happen, but in 6 CE, far too late for the birth of Jesus [the birth is estimated between 7 and 4 BE], and long remembered as a traumatic event because it was the first real taste of what direct Roman rule meant for Judea. The suspicion therefore arises that someone writing a good deal later, rather hazy about the chronology of decades before, has been fairly cavalier with the story of Jesus's birth, for reasons other than retrieving events as they actually happened.
In a thousand page book, I expected to read a lot of hedging about conflicting accounts. But here MacCulloch calls Luke a liar [naturally using testosterone-deficient language, i.e. cavalier], with no attempt to reconcile the dates giving Luke the benefit of the doubt. What a prick.

In didn't take much research to discover that there are plenty of explanations for the discrepancy. The most complete explanation was provided by a blog post by J. Hampton Keathley, III titled, Acclamations of the Birth of Christ (Luke 2:1-20). Keathley summarizes the issue:
Critics have challenged Luke's statement because they claim Josephus, a Jewish historian, placed this [census] at least ten years later [6 CE] after Archelaus had been deposed and Quirenius had been sent as a Syrian magistrate in charge of this registration. Their point is Quirinius did not govern here until several years later.
Keathley then offers three possible solutions for the historical discrepancies:
  1. There were two registrations. There is evidence that such registrations happened periodically about every 14 years and that Quirinius could have been twice in charge of these registrations. Luke shows us from Acts 5:37 that he was aware of the later registration or census of Quirinius, the one reported by Josephus. In other words, Luke shows us from Luke 2:1-2 and Acts 5:37 that there very well could have been two registrations conducted by Quirinius and this fits with archaeological findings as well as with Josephus’ account.
  2. An eminent archaeologist named Jerry Vardaman has done a great deal of work in this regard. He has found a coin with the name of Quirinius on it in very small writing, or what we call ‘micrographic’ letters. This places him as proconsul of Syria and Cilicia from 11 B.C. until after the death of Herod. It means that there were apparently two Quiriniuses. It’s not uncommon to have lots of people with the same Roman names, so there’s no reason to doubt that there were two people by the name of Quirinius. The census would have taken place under the reign of the earlier Quirinius. Given the cycle of a census every fourteen years, that would work out quite well.
  3. Quirinius had a government assignment in Syria at this time and conducted a census in his official capacity. Details of this census may have been common knowledge in Luke’s time but are now lost to us. An incomplete MS describes the career of an officer whose name is not preserved but whose actions sound as if he might have been Quirinius. He became imperial “legate of Syria” for the “second time.” While this is ambiguous, it may be a clue that Quirinius served both at the time of Jesus’ birth and a few years later.
The complete explanation by J. Hampton Keathley, III is copied at end of the post.

Onward, Christian soldiers, page four beckons.

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Acclamations of the Birth of Christ (Luke 2:1-20)
By: J. Hampton Keathley, III

http://bible.org/article/acclamations-birth-christ-luke-21-20#P69_15704

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This brings us back to our passage where we want to observe another historical detail in the account of Christ’s birth—the census to be taken. Again, remember Galatians 4:4 which says, “but when the fulness of time had come, God sent forth His Son, born of a woman …”

“That a decree went out … a census …” The word “census” here is apographo, which means “the taking of a census, registration, or enrollment.” The KJV has “taxed,” but the word actually referred to a census (though a taxing often followed based on the census or registration.) It was a registration for taxing purposes.

Critics have challenged this statement by Luke because they claim Josephus, a Jewish historian, placed this at least ten years later after Archelaus had been deposed and Quirenius had been sent as a Syrian magistrate in charge of this registration. Their point is Quirinius did not govern here until several years later.

Several years ago a writer for Life Magazine, Robert Coughlan used this along with some other things to claim the whole story of Jesus Christ was without historicity and should not be relied upon. But this assumes that we have all the information of this time and know more than Luke could have possibly known.

How do we deal with this apparent historical discrepancy? There is evidence that such registrations happened periodically about every 14 years and that Quirinius could have been twice in charge of these registrations. Luke shows us from Acts 5:37 that he was aware of the later registration or census of Quirinius, the one reported by Josephus. In other words, Luke shows us from Luke 2:1-2 and Acts 5:37 that there very well could have been two registrations conducted by Quirinius and this fits with archaeological findings as well as with Josephus’ account.

There is also another solution proposed by some archaeologists. In discussing the problem of this census with John McRay, a well known archaeologist, Lee Strobel describes part of the conversation with McRay who said in the interview, “An eminent archaeologist named Jerry Vardaman has done a great deal of work in this regard. He has found a coin with the name of Quirinius on it in very small writing, or what we call ‘micrographic’ letters. This places him as proconsul of Syria and Cilicia from 11 B.C. until after the death of Herod.”4

Being somewhat confused by this reply, he asked, “What does this mean?” McRay replied:
It means that there were apparently two Quiriniuses. It’s not uncommon to have lots of people with the same Roman names, so there’s no reason to doubt that there were two people by the name of Quirinius. The census would have taken place under the reign of the earlier Quirinius. Given the cycle of a census every fourteen years, that would work out quite well.5
Walter Liefeld in The Expositors Bible Commentary points out another possible solution.
Quirinius had a government assignment in Syria at this time and conducted a census in his official capacity. Details of this census may have been common knowledge in Luke’s time but are now lost to us (cf. E.M. Blaiklock, “Quirinius,” ZPEB, 5:56). An incomplete MS describes the career of an officer whose name is not preserved but whose actions sound as if he might have been Quirinius. He became imperial “legate of Syria” for the “second time.” While this is ambiguous, it may be a clue that Quirinius served both at the time of Jesus’ birth and a few years later (cf. F.F. Bruce, “Quirinius,” NBD, p. 9).6
Regardless of the view one takes to solve this seeming discrepancy, over and over again archaeology has demonstrated the trustworthiness of the Bible on one supposed discrepancy after another. Luke was a painstakingly accurate historian who carefully investigated everything from the beginning regarding the life of Christ (Luke 1:1-4). In all fairness, we must assume that Luke knew something that we do not and wait for the evidence to come in. Earlier, when Strobel questioned McRay about Luke as a historian, McRay replied:
The general consensus of both liberal and conservative scholars is that Luke is very accurate as a historian, … He’s erudite, he’s eloquent, his Greek approaches classical quality, he writes as an educated man, and archaeological discoveries are showing over and over again that Luke is accurate in what he has to say.”7
In view of these facts, we need to give Luke, who lived then, the benefit of the doubt and wait for more evidence to surface.
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Monday, November 29, 2010


When Bad BCS Football Happens To Good People

Among the unfortunate by-products spawned by the justified firing of Randy Shannon is that fans actually suffering from Mad COW [Coaching Obsessed Whiners] disease will now go undetected for a longer period of time. Far from a victim-less disease, these volume-rich, content-poor purveyors of sports ignorance in Miami have actually been emboldened. The horror. In their heart of hearts, COWers think ... no, they KNOW ... that Kurtz should have switched to a pro set once Marlow was dispatched.

See the type of people who have been calling for Shannon's firing have been doing so since 09/08/07. So God help us, these maggots of misinformation have actually been proven to be prescient for once. Sadly, various clinical experiments have confirmed that Mad COWers don't -- not unlike some of the college football programs they obsess over -- regroup, they reload.

What can uninfected fans do? To paraphrase Jerry McGuire, we can help them by helping ourselves. Identifying the COWers is the first step. Fortunately this will be easy. Any mention of the word Heat, even from a meteorological perspective, will elicit a Dionysian spewing of invectives towards a Mr. Spoelstra [the Filipino-American NBA head coach, not the folk and blues guitarist].

If you are a liberal and feel a need to confirm the obvious before 'Baker-acting' the poor bastard, go ahead and ask a follow-up question. See some sample questions below. Warning - questioner should be prepared to respond with a Zombieland [Rule #2 double tap] lack of emotion should the specimen have a violent reaction:

  • Did the U wait too long to fire Shannon?
  • Could Jimmy Johnson [pronounced as one word] have done a better job?
  • Name any player [ever] Butch Davis could not have recruited? Trick question, does not exist.
Here's what I think about the firing. UM players who have gotten to know Shannon will never forget that their besieged coach acted with class throughout his time here. That he didn't seem to turn on them or throw others under the bus for the failures in his program. They will remember that the guy they most respected in the game, was dismissed with three years left on a guaranteed contract.

So among the lessons Shannon's players could draw from their experience is to use your skills in the game to eventually get paid and never confuse the people who casually state that "it's all about the U" with someone who has lived it by example. There are people who we have to deal with in life and people we respect. They are not mutually exclusive by rule, but overlap only if we are fortunate. If they learn that, that's a pretty good education. Maybe not the type of education they discussed when being recruited, but no less useful. Godspeed with that guaranteed contract Randy Shannon.


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Monday, November 15, 2010


Faith: Best Defense is a Good Heart

Recently I watched Bill Maher's 2008 comedy/documentary film, Religulous, a play on the words religion and ridiculous. As the title suggests, the the film is not subtle about its intent or treatment of the believers it mocks [think Borat Gone God]. Although I am a believer, I found the film useful in that it catalogs the typical attacks on people of faith. Given Maher's well know adversarial views towards faith, it was surprising to see someone like Francis Collins put himself in a position of having to trust the line of questioning and editing by those hostile to his beliefs.

It was unsurprising to see many every day people -- believers unprepared to defend those beliefs in coherent sound bites, let alone after editing for comedic effect -- made to look foolish as they struggled to explain their beliefs under mostly playful taunting by Maher. It reminded me of the Grouch Marx line about not wanting to be part of any club which would have me as a member. To paraphrase, the last people you want defending the faith on film are those who don't see how a Borat-like interview might make them look bad.

There was one pleasant surprise. I heard an obvious inconsistency in Maher's attacks. When told that the New Testament does not contradict the Old Testament, but rather fulfills it, Maher's reaction was that he was unimpressed given that the New Testament writers had the advantage of tailoring their work to fit Old Testament narratives they were familiar with. The problem with that assertion was that Maher immediately then proceeded to make an issue of how the virgin birth is only mentioned in two Gospels [Matthew & Luke] as a reason to doubt its accuracy. So in the first example, the Bible's consistency is seen as contrived and in the second example, a lack of consistency is evidence of its unreliability.

Predictably, this Sunday's ethernet homily by Fr Vallee sheds wisdom on how to think about and possibly defend the Good News:

The Gospel tonight presents us with a frightening and apocalyptic vision. Does it not strike you that passages like these have an oddly surreal and dreamlike character to them? There is a priest I once knew, not a terribly intelligent or well-educated priest, who insisted on interpreting these passages literally, as if Jesus were coming down to our parking lot any second now in a fiery chariot so that he could beat up the bad people and carry the good people to heaven. This interpretation is not only idiotic, it is heretical. All the way back to Augustine, the basic sense of Scripture has been understood as allegorical, not literal.

The key to understanding passages like this passage is to understand its dream-like quality. God speaks through human instruments and He speaks human words, in a human way. ... The Apocalyptic passages from Luke are very much like Christian opera. They present us with beautiful and dramatic symbols which help us to understand what it means to be Christian in a sinful world. But they do not predict the end of the world, as if God were some sort of divine fortune teller.

To have faith is to learn to dream the dreams of God. The Gospel gives us a vision or a symbol of what life can be. To believe is to learn to live within that symbol and dream the dreams of God....

If you cannot grasp the beauty of that image with your heart, you will never understand what it means with your head. The apocalyptic passages of Luke, like the startling visions of John in Revelation, are not descriptions of how the world will end; they are extraordinary and operatic symbols that tell us what in means to be a Christian here and now in a world full of disgrace -- and even more full of grace.
The email address to request to be put on Vallee's email distribution list is Cioran262@aol.com. To see the entire homily click on 'read more.' Search for other Fr Vallee homilies in this blog by entering 'Vallee' in the search box in the upper left hand corner or look for Fr Vallee in the Labels.

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Fr Vallee Homily on Luke Prophecy -- November 14 2010

I. Apocalypse
In today’s Gospel we are given a strange and scary vision of the end. We will be getting a lot of this as Luke’s Jesus approaches Jerusalem. Fire on the earth, wars, famines and plagues are predicted. Seems like some things never change! Remember before 2000, all of our computers were going to blow up at the same time. The comet was going to bring about the Apocalypse. Right until the present day, if the Tea Party people are to be believed, we are on the verge of socio-economic and moral meltdown. Jesus could not be more clear: “Yes, times are tough they always have been and always will be. But if you walk by faith and not by fear, not a hair on your head will be harmed.” There is always a good reason to panic and a better reason to have faith, which is why I was not a member of the moral majority and cannot join the Tea Party.

II. Philosopher
When I am not here at St. MT/Kevin’s, I teach in a seminary. I have one of the strangest of all jobs: I am a philosopher. It is my job to ask annoying and unanswerable questions, which doesn’t make me a lot of fun at parties. Anyway, here goes with the annoying questions: What do these strange and scary words from the St Luke’s Gospel mean? Do they literally predict a Second Coming or is there some deeper meaning?

III. The Gospel
The Gospel tonight presents us with a frightening and apocalyptic vision. Does it not strike you that passages like these have an oddly surreal and dreamlike character to them? There is a priest I once knew, not a terribly intelligent or well-educated priest, who insisted on interpreting these passages literally, as if Jesus were coming down to our parking lot any second now in a fiery chariot so that he could beat up the bad people and carry the good people to heaven. This interpretation is not only idiotic, it is heretical. All the way back to Augustine, the basic sense of Scripture has been understood as allegorical, not literal.

IV. The Key
The key to understanding passages like this passage is to understand its dream-like quality. God speaks through human instruments and He speaks human words, in a human way. Imagine if you went to the opera and saw Hansel and Gretel. In order to understand the opera, you must understand the literary form of the fable. If you do not, then you will completely misunderstand the work and think that there really are old witches who cook and eat lost children in the forest. My priest friend has made the same mistake with the words of Scripture. The Apocalyptic passages from Luke are very much like Christian opera. They present us with beautiful and dramatic symbols which help us to understand what it means to be Christian in a sinful world. But they do not predict the end of the world, as if God were some sort of divine fortune teller.

V. To believe is to dream the dreams of God
To have faith is to learn to dream the dreams of God. The Gospel gives us a vision or a symbol of what life can be. To believe is to learn to live within that symbol and dream the dreams of God. Our Lord Jesus is daily becoming present in our lives. He comes with all the power and glory of heaven made manifest on earth. His is the King of kings and Lord of Lords and we are washed clean in his blood. Most importantly, if we walk by faith, not fear, not a hair on our heads will be harmed.

If you cannot grasp the beauty of that image with your heart, you will never understand what it means with your head. The apocalyptic passages of Luke, like the startling visions of John in Revelation, are not descriptions of how the world will end; they are extraordinary and operatic symbols that tell us what in means to be a Christian here and now in a world full of disgrace -- and even more full of grace.
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010


Delayed Response to Presidential Query

In Miami on Tax Day, April 15th 2010, President Obama had some fun at the expense of his critics. From an ABC News website:

Speaking at a Democratic fundraiser tonight, President Obama touted his administration’s tax cuts and said that the recent tea party rallies across the nation have “amused” him.

You would think they should be saying thank you,” the president said to applause.

Members of the audience shouted, “Thank you.”

An exuberant Obama appeared at a fundraiser for the DNC at the Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami. The event raised $2.5 million for the party.
Clearly lacking a sense of humor, 202 days [or 17,366,400 seconds, not that I was counting, just sayin ...] later, the unamused responded. A recap from the WSJ:
Lost amid the GOP’s takeover of the House was a series of wins in much smaller races that could collectively have a broader impact on whether the party controls Congress for the next decade: Republicans won control of 17 statehouse chambers on Tuesday; Democrats didn’t win a majority in a single state-level chamber currently controlled by Republicans.

The statehouse sweep gives Republicans a much stronger hand in drawing new congressional districts beginning next year.

As a result of the once-a-decade Census, some states lose some representation in Congress — and others gain seats — based on their populations. After the most recent Census, states such as Illinois, Ohio and Pennsylvania are expected to lose one of their seats in the U.S. House, while Texas, North Carolina, Florida and others will gain seats.

In all, Republicans captured majorities in 17 state-level chambers previously controlled by Democrats, including in the key states of Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Ohio. Republicans also blocked Democrats from taking any of their statehouses, including Texas, which was a top Democratic priority.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010


Neocortical Man to the Construe

Look up into the taupe Oval Office. Is it an Iman? No. Is it a Marxist? No. I meant the brother Zeppo. Still no. Is he even a brother? More Hyde Park than Morningside, no bro. Like the majority of the American electorate, do you give up?

It's Neocortical Man!

Allow Michael Gerson to dissect:
Obama clearly believes that his brand of politics represents "facts and science and argument." His opponents, in disturbing contrast, are using the more fearful, primitive portion of their brains. Obama views himself as the neocortical leader -- the defender, not just of the stimulus package and health-care reform but also of cognitive reasoning. His critics rely on their lizard brains -- the location of reptilian ritual and aggression. Some, presumably Democrats, rise above their evolutionary hard-wiring in times of social stress; others, sadly, do not.
Now any columnist when handed this type of spectacularly tone-death material by the President of the United States is going to have a very good day. But what Gerson does next, makes it syndication-worthy. He points out how Obama even got the science wrong.
It is ironic that the great defender of "science" should be in the thrall of pseudoscience. Human beings under stress are not hard-wired for stupidity, which would be a distinct evolutionary disadvantage. The calculation of risk and a preference for proven practices are the conservative contributions to the survival of the species.
By now, even scared bloggers can tell you that this column will not end well for Teleprompter Boy. But frankly, even I was amazed at the ego splatter distance generated by the ending.
... Interpreting Obama does not require psychoanalysis or the reading of mystic Chicago runes. He is an intellectual snob.

Not that there is anything wrong with this. Some of my best friends are intellectual snobs. But they don't make very good politicians....

What must Democrats trying to compete in Pennsylvania or Ohio think when they hear Obama make arguments such as these? Do they realize the tremendous mistake they have made, tying their political fortunes to a leader who makes Michael Dukakis, Al Gore and John Kerry look like prairie populists in comparison?
The complete Michael Gerson column is copied in full at end of post.

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Obama the snob - By Michael Gerson
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

After a series of ineffective public messages -- leaving the political landscape dotted with dry rhetorical wells -- President Obama has hit upon a closing argument.

"Part of the reason that our politics seems so tough right now," he recently told a group of Democratic donors in Massachusetts, "and facts and science and argument [do] not seem to be winning the day all the time is because we're hard-wired not to always think clearly when we're scared. And the country is scared."

Let's unpack these remarks.

Obama clearly believes that his brand of politics represents "facts and science and argument." His opponents, in disturbing contrast, are using the more fearful, primitive portion of their brains. Obama views himself as the neocortical leader -- the defender, not just of the stimulus package and health-care reform but also of cognitive reasoning. His critics rely on their lizard brains -- the location of reptilian ritual and aggression. Some, presumably Democrats, rise above their evolutionary hard-wiring in times of social stress; others, sadly, do not.

Though there is plenty of competition, these are some of the most arrogant words ever uttered by an American president.

The neocortical presidency destroys the possibility of political dialogue. What could Obama possibly learn from voters who are embittered, confused and dominated by subconscious evolutionary fears? They have nothing to teach, nothing to offer to the superior mind. Instead of engaging in debate, Obama resorts to reductionism, explaining his opponents away.

It is ironic that the great defender of "science" should be in the thrall of pseudoscience. Human beings under stress are not hard-wired for stupidity, which would be a distinct evolutionary disadvantage. The calculation of risk and a preference for proven practices are the conservative contributions to the survival of the species. Whatever neuroscience may explain about political behavior, it does not mean that the fears of massive debt and intrusive government are irrational.

There have been several recent attempts to explain Obama's worldview as the result of his post-colonial father or his early socialist mentors -- Gnostic attempts to produce the hidden key that unlocks the man. The reality is simpler. In April 2008, Obama described small-town voters to wealthy donors in San Francisco: "It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them." Now, to wealthy donors in Massachusetts, opponents are "hard-wired not to always think clearly." Interpreting Obama does not require psychoanalysis or the reading of mystic Chicago runes. He is an intellectual snob.

Not that there is anything wrong with this. Some of my best friends are intellectual snobs. But they don't make very good politicians. Somehow, an aristocrat such as Franklin Roosevelt was able to convince millions of average Americans that he was firmly on their side. But the old social aristocracy could have been taught a thing or two about snobbery by the intellectual upper class -- conditioned to believe their superiority is founded not on wealth or lineage but on "facts and science and argument."

What must Democrats trying to compete in Pennsylvania or Ohio think when they hear Obama make arguments such as these? Do they realize the tremendous mistake they have made, tying their political fortunes to a leader who makes Michael Dukakis, Al Gore and John Kerry look like prairie populists in comparison?

This is not just a political problem; it is a governing challenge. There is fear out there in America -- not because of the lizard brain but because of objective economic conditions. And a reactionary populism can be disturbing when it targets minorities, immigrants and intellectuals. But intellectual disdain among elites feeds this destructive populism rather than directing or defusing it. Obama is helping to cause what he criticizes.

It is among the nobler callings of a leader to understand public fears and then place them in the context of national commitments. Yes, the American dream is fragile, but it won't be recovered by abandoning American ideals. Yes, the borders must be controlled and terrorism is a mortal threat -- but we can't give in to stereotyping and hatred.

One response to social stress doesn't help at all: telling people their fears result from primitive irrationality. Obama may think that many of his fellow citizens can't reason. But they can still vote.

michaelgerson@washpost.com

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Saturday, October 9, 2010


Fable Si, Prescient No: How Legend Becomes Fact

Robert Wuhl had an interesting program a few years back called Assume the Position. The premise was to separate myth from fact regarding people and events in U.S. history and pop culture. The main point was a line made famous in a movie which starred Jimmy Stewart, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance; "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

So how does a legend become a fact locally? Last Sunday's Miami Herald article about Norman Braman by Linda Robertson gives us a clue. In a story about Braman and his recall petition efforts against Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Alvarez - a recall I support - there is the following:

Two years ago, Braman sued to stop a $3 billion city-county public works plan that he called a "shell game" for its use of anti-poverty money to help build a Marlins baseball stadium, museums, a port tunnel and to aid the performing arts center.

Braman's suit was rejected in court, but last month his warning that Marlins ownership was bamboozling the public and commissioners about team finances proved prescient. While the Marlins were negotiating the deal, claiming they needed public money to stay afloat, the franchise's income made it among the most profitable in baseball, leaked documents revealed.
One little problem. While Braman did claim that the Marlins were misleading the public, his public arguments were that the Marlins financial position was so poor that they would not be able to fund their portion of the stadium costs. The exact opposite of what the leaked financials eventually revealed.

Well, you're thinking, maybe that wasn't really clear, y'know, a matter of emphasis. Sorry, this from a Miami Herald article by Charles Rabin on the trial on July 15, 2008 - Miami Herald links expire so my link is to my blog post at the time:
That didn't stop Braman from going to the heart of his argument -- which brought a string of objections and triggered something of a disjointed appearance by the wealthy businessman in the crowded, stately Miami courtroom.

''I know as a matter of fact that the Marlins do not have the financial capacity,'' was all the 75-year-old former owner of the Philadelphia Eagles could utter before he was cut off by Marlins attorney Sandy Bohrer, who also represents The Miami Herald in unrelated matters.
The court battle between Braman and Loria could make a nice morality play in the hands of a good writer, but it will be a play without heroes. On one side, you had Jeffrey Loria pocketing revenue sharing monies intended for player salaries and lying about the Marlins profitability to ensure the team received public financing. On the other, you had Braman, who surely was aware that the Marlins were profitable since their strategy was hidden in plain sight -- low player salaries combined with increased revenue sharing monies -- yet basing his arguments in court on the position that the Marlins were not profitable so as to box the Marlins in with their own false claims.

In addition to his cynical position taken at the trial, part of Braman's fortune is derived from selling the Philadelphia Eagles [with partner Ed Leibowitz] for almost three times more than what they had paid for the team nine years earlier. The Eagles played at Veterans stadium, a 100% taxpayer-funded facility. After Braman purchased the team, the city of Philadelphia agreed to spend $65 million to upgrade Veterans Stadium. Adding insult to injury for us Miami sports fans with a memory, around that same time Braman was successfully blocking various efforts in Miami to upgrade the Orange Bowl.

I read once that a principle was not a principle until it cost you something. Since Braman's aversion to publicly financed sports facilities was not evident when he stood to profit, I'll have to pass on the great man Kool-Aid being passed around. My view of Braman is more in line with people from Philadelphia. He is not remembered fondly. My favorite Philadelphia-based view on Braman:
... he owned the team to torture us [fans]. Mr Braman was a soulless, cold-blooded auto salesman who could have easily stood in for Lionel Barrymore in the role of "It's A Wonderful Life"s' Mr Potter.
The reason I support the recall petition has nothing to do with Mayor Alvarez's vote for the Marlins stadium - which I support - or Norman Braman's character, of whom I am clearly no fan. Speaking of which, I envision Braman's charitable donations to be in a foot race with his business practices over the years for the mantle of his 'character.' There is one sure winner in that race, 501(c)3's!

I support the recall petition because I want people in government who vote to raise taxes rather that cutting government, especially public pensions, to lose their jobs. I want that to be a clear and unambiguous message to those who intend to hold elective office in the future.

Finally in the Robertson article, we get this:
Braman's appeal as a self-made man with no political or financial aspirations has enabled him to reach across socioeconomic and ethnic boundaries, said Tony Alfieri ... "It's almost fable-like in its historical resonance," Alfieri said.
Fable si, prescient [as in Marlins and Madoff] no.

The Miami Herald article referenced is copied in full at end of post.

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It's the mogul (Braman) vs. the mayor (Alvarez)

BY LINDA ROBERTSON - lrobertson@MiamiHerald.com


Posted on Sat, Oct. 02, 2010

While Norman Braman spoke on a WQBA radio show, supporters gathered outside the station on Calle Ocho in an impromptu rally. Even in a downpour, they came. They wanted to shake Braman's hand or volunteer for his petition drive.

Braman -- billionaire, luxury auto dealer, art collector, philanthropist and Philadelphia native -- had taken his campaign to recall Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez into a neighborhood far removed from his Indian Creek mansion.

In Little Havana, he was received as a kind of savior.

Braman doesn't speak Spanish, but inside the Hispanic community that has long been an Alvarez stronghold, he speaks the words frustrated citizens are longing to hear.

``It's all about saying, `Stop,' '' said Braman, 78, who has used his personal wealth to bankroll three previous challenges of government tax hikes and spending plans. ``People are suffering and our leaders aren't listening. I see the misery and I feel the anger everywhere I go.''

At 3:20 a.m. on Sept. 24, Miami-Dade commissioners voted 8-5 in favor of Alvarez's budget, increasing property taxes for 60 percent of homesteaded property owners and giving pay raises to most county workers.

FUMIGATOR

On Wednesday, Braman chose the Cuban airwaves to announce he had launched the process for a recall vote. The grandfatherly instigator of a populist revolt had a translator.

``Senor Braman, gracias,'' one caller said when Braman was a guest on the ``Prohibido Callarse'' (Silence Banned) show. ``Thank God for you.''

Others told Braman how they had lost their jobs and were struggling to pay their mortgages. A woman on a fixed income wanted to contribute $20.

Some asked him to also recall the two Cuban-American commissioners who voted for the increase, Bruno Barreiro and Natacha Seijas.

``The house needs to be fumigated!'' one caller said.

Others compared Alvarez to Fidel Castro and Hugo Chávez.

``Braman has made people feel empowered,'' said Helen Aguirre Ferre, co-host of the show and a journalist at Diario Las Americas. ``There is a terrible disconnect between politicians and their constituents.''

Braman's message -- combined with 12 percent unemployment, one of the highest foreclosure rates in the nation, construction cost overruns at Miami International Airport, budget woes at Jackson Memorial Hospital, a highly paid county bureaucracy, a generous car allowance for the mayor and double-digit raises for his aides -- has spurred Hispanic voters to focus on local issues, said program host Roberto Rodriguez Tejera.

``It used to be, `Let's talk about Cuba over a cafecito at Versailles,' '' Rodriguez Tejera said. ``We'd talk about Nicaragua or Venezuela but not much about our own politics right here.

``This is a game changer. The days of blindly following politicians out of loyalty are over.''

MAYOR'S RETORT

Braman said he has been ``deluged'' by e-mails, letters and phone calls from people who want to help him collect signatures he needs from 4 percent of registered voters.

``Eighty percent of the names are Hispanic,'' he said. ``Maybe they feel betrayed more than anybody else.''

Alvarez is confident he has plenty of support for a budget that sustained social services and cultural programs despite the deficit caused by plunging property values, his spokeswoman said.

``The Hispanic community is not a homogenous community,'' said spokeswoman Victoria Mallette.

Alvarez called Braman's effort ``a campaign of misinformation and opportunism'' and has formed a political action committee to derail it. The mayor may claim that the recall is illegal because it's the second attempt to oust him in a year. The county charter limits recall petitions to one per 12 months.

Braman, who lost a court fight against the county to prevent public funding of the new Marlins stadium, said he is not nursing a grudge against Alvarez.

``I never dwell, nor do I take pleasure in saying, `I told you so,' '' Braman said. ``Until someone figures out a way to turn back the clock, I've got to move forward.''

Braman said there is nothing personal in his targeting of Alvarez, and that the recall campaign is a first step in making county commissioners accountable, too.

``The mayor is well-meaning and he honestly believes what he says, which I find incredible,'' Braman said. ``He is not corrupt. I just think he is unfit for the job.''

But Merrett Stierheim, former county and city manager and schools superintendent and a keen observer of the civic landscape, questions why Braman is going after a mayor with two years left in his term.

``It makes you wonder if the stadium defeat is part of his motivation: Is this payback?'' Stierheim said. ``Norman says it's not personal, but it's personal for Carlos. How do you depersonalize it?''

Stierheim said Alvarez's budget is flawed, yet Braman's attempt to unseat him is ``ill-timed.''

``I respect Norman but this is going to tear the community apart,'' he said.

A ROBUST 78

The recall campaign is more important than his three previous challenges of the political establishment, Braman said.

``None involved removing an individual from government,'' he said. ``None were as essential to quality of life. None occurred during the greatest economic downturn since the Depression.''

Braman, who underwent spinal surgery in 1991, is a little stooped but still trim and robust thanks to his 60-minute regimen on a recumbent stationary bicycle every morning. He relishes another battle to uphold the fiscal and moral principles he espouses. ``I have to admit it's fun and it energizes me,'' he said.

``Maybe we can make a breakthrough in this county where so much of the business and legal community has sat on the sideline, where so many people have a habit of accepting government as is.''

State Rep. Carlos Lopez-Cantera, R-Miami, said Braman's channeling of citizens' frustration is ``Dade County's tea party moment.''

Braman, No. 269 on Forbes' 2010 list of the world's richest people with a fortune of $1.5 billion, might seem to be an unlikely hero in the Hispanic community. He and his wife Irma are on ARTnews list of the world's ``200 Top Collectors.'' They have raised and donated millions for the arts, the underprivileged, a breast cancer treatment center and Jewish charities. Braman, who owned the Philadelphia Eagles for nine years, spends summers in the south of France.

Yet Braman's roots reveal that he has much in common with blue-collar immigrants. His father was born in Poland, fought for the United States in World War I, owned a barbershop and never drove a car. His mother, born in Romania, began working in a sewing factory at age 12 so she could send money home. DEPRESSION DAYS

``I talk to students at Miami Dade College, and when I ask who is a first-generation American, I raise my hand along with them,'' Braman said. ``I remember walking a mile with my mother during the Depression to save one penny on a dozen eggs.''

Braman worked his way through Temple University, then made his first fortune by selling his shares in a discount drugstore chain. At 36 he ``retired'' to South Florida with Irma and their two daughters, intending to spend more time with the family he had neglected during seven-day workweeks. Before long, he started building his auto empire.

In 1980, Braman considered running for office ``but allowed too many people to talk me out of it,'' he said. ``I should not have listened to them.''

President Ronald Reagan asked Braman to be Immigration and Naturalization Service commissioner in 1981, but Irma didn't want to move to Washington.

Instead, Braman organized his first anti-tax crusade in Miami. His friend Joe Robbie wanted to move the Dolphins out of the Orange Bowl into a stadium Robbie would build with his own money. When voters rejected a one-cent sales tax increase for a new stadium, Miami Mayor Maurice Ferre pushed a tax plan to renovate the Orange Bowl. Braman paid for a $125,000 ad campaign -- and the proposal was defeated by a 4-1 margin.

Ferre doesn't think Braman's current strategy is the right one for reforming government.

``If I was mayor I would not have approved those salaries, but a recall is a disruptive and destabilizing action,'' Ferre said. ``Where was the activism during the electoral cycle, when we need to get good people elected? A recall is the negative way when we have the perfect storm of a bad economy and a country divided to a frightening degree.''

PAST BATTLES

In 1999, Braman flew home from France to bankroll a campaign against County Mayor Alex Penelas' mid-summer proposal for a one-cent sales tax increase for transit improvements. Voters defeated it by a 2-1 margin.

Two years ago, Braman sued to stop a $3 billion city-county public works plan that he called a ``shell game'' for its use of anti-poverty money to help build a Marlins baseball stadium, museums, a port tunnel and to aid the performing arts center.

Braman's suit was rejected in court, but last month his warning that Marlins ownership was bamboozling the public and commissioners about team finances proved prescient. While the Marlins were negotiating the deal, claiming they needed public money to stay afloat, the franchise's income made it among the most profitable in baseball, leaked documents revealed.

Braman's appeal as a self-made man with no political or financial aspirations has enabled him to reach across socioeconomic and ethnic boundaries, said Tony Alfieri, director of the University of Miami law school's Center for Ethics and Public Service.

``It's almost fable-like in its historical resonance,'' Alfieri said. ``Here is a private figure stepping into the public light to speak to widespread disgust. Economic distress is the great leveler.''

For the recall campaign, Braman will post bilingual updates on Facebook and Twitter.

``We'd like to get young people involved since they're the ones who have to bear the horrors of the future when the county has to pay off all the debt it has assumed,'' he said.

Though Braman said he has not cut any of the 1,000 employees at Braman Motors, he feels obligated to stand up for others losing their jobs and homes. He is adamant that the raises and arts funding in Alvarez's budget could have been postponed until the economy recovers.

``LeBron James said he was coming to South Beach,'' Braman said. ``Well, South Beach is not Miami, at least for the people who live here. We live in one of the poorest places in the country.''

Braman sipped cappucino and talked in his office just before going out to dinner with Irma to celebrate their 54th anniversary. In addition to art, he collects historical memorabilia, such as letters from George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. A 13-starred American flag that dates from the Revolutionary War hangs on one wall.

``I look at that flag and it inspires me,'' he said. ``The American revolution began because of unjust taxation.''

Miami Herald staff writer Patricia Mazzei contributed to this report.

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