Saturday, March 1, 2008


P1 - Rationale behind the numbers

Hey don't those highlighted amounts on your Florida Marlins P&L Financial Statement mean you are guessing?

Yes.

But do me a favor, please print it out and follow me here - it won't hurt.

Each of the amounts highlighted ties into the Forbes Total Revenue amount. So, the guess is about the breakdown of the highlighted amounts only. For example, if one of the estimates were changed to be $3 million higher, another one of the estimates would have to be lowered by $3 million. Within the highlighted amounts, it's a zero-sum game.

Think of this as a puzzle for which Forbes has already provided every key piece [Gate Receipts, Total Revenues, Total Player Expenses and Operating Income or Loss]. To the extent to which additional information can be uncovered, there is less which has to be approximated to fill in the individual revenue items.

For example, there was a State of Wisconsin Legislative Audit Bureau review report released in 2004 [see page 7 of report], which provided the MLB Central Fund revenues for 1998 through 2003. In addition, Rob Manfred, chief labor executive for MLB, disclosed that the Marlins had received $41 million in Revenue Sharing monies across the two years ending in 2003.

For our purposes, the year 2005 was a very good year. Apparently due to the CBA negotiations ongoing in 2006, MLB Central and Revenue Sharing amounts for 2005 were disclosed in various reports - see list of articles below. So the only guesses involved the Marlins Local Revenues. Using the USA Today 2001 forecasts for each revenue line item, allowed me to approximate the Local Revenues which tied into the Forbes Total Revenue amount. While their attendance has obviously been low, the Marlins have had good ratings for their local broadcasts and likely benefited from an aggressive Fox Sports regional sports network [RSN] efforts to acquire MLB broadcast rights and dissuade teams from setting up their own team-owned RSN.

Note re Revenue Sharing - In the world of MLB finances, Revenue Sharing [based on Local Media revenues] and Luxury [based on payroll] taxes are all part of the revenues which are taken from from certain teams. However, only Revenue Sharing is redistributed to the other [low revenue] MLB teams. Luxury taxes are collected and kept at the MLB Commissioner's office level.

Those differ from MLB Central revenues [National broadcast & cable contracts, MLB Advanced Media, merchandise, etc] which are derived from external sources and distributed equally among all the teams.


In the case of MLB Central revenues, there is a strong basis to assume that each team's share has been growing consistently. Revenue Sharing amounts are the revenue item subject to the most fluctuation. Therefore, other than in 2005, I treated it as the last component and plugged the amount needed to match Forbes Total Revenues.

  • MLB Central Fund & Revenue Sharing info - NYT - Murray Chass
  • MLB Central Fund & Revenue Sharing info - WSJ - Stefan Fatsis
  • MLB Central Fund & Revenue Sharing info - NYT - Michael Lewis
  • MLB Yearly Attendance info - ESPN
  • MLB Yearly Major League Player Salaries info - USA Today



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    P2 - Who are the Bad Guys?

    Wrong question.

    OK, if the Marlins profitability is so obvious, how do they get away with suggesting that they are not profitable [or revenue-neutral] and that their finances are too complicated [non-financially sophisticated pundits] for writers and fans to grasp?

    Forbes aside, it is not in the best interests of those in position to call them out on it - MLB & the Revenue Sharing payer teams - to do so. Here's my perspective on each of the groups involved:

    Florida Marlins / Revenue Sharing receiving teams - By keeping their finances hidden, they avoid the pressure to spend MLB's Revenue Sharing monies on player salaries. Every MLB team attempts to hide their finances, teams receiving Revenue Sharing monies have the most incentive to do so.

    MLB / Commissioner Selig - While guarantying that revenue sharing monies would continue to increase in the new Collective Bargaining Agreement [CBA] in effect for the years 2007 through 2011, MLB avoided placing specific demands on what the teams receiving the Revenue Sharing monies would have to spend on player salaries. The likely reason would be to avoid the organizational nightmare of micro-managing the 7 or 8 small market teams which are typically receiving the Revenue Sharing monies. Having Revenue Sharing receiver teams not spend their Revenue Sharing monies is a headache for MLB and a threat to the Revenue Sharing structure which has developed under Selig [see Pittsburgh Tribune-Review article]. They would prefer that the smaller market teams use the money to be more competitive, but their main incentive is achieving labor peace [CBA] and staying out of the way thereafter.

    The CBA contains language which indicates that teams receiving Revenue Sharing monies must use them to "improve on-the field performance." No team has ever been disciplined or had a grievance filed against them for violating that policy. Which is one reason the Marlins just can't come out and say that they intend to pocket Revenue Sharing monies to help fund their portion of the planned stadium construction costs. Assuming that were true.

    Revenue Sharing payer teams - i.e. Yankees, Mets, etc. - While they too benefit from MLB's veil of secrecy regarding their finances - both NY teams are currently having stadiums built which will benefit from public monies [see NYT article] - it must still grate them to watch teams like the Marlins & Rays pocket their money. But apparently not enough of a problem for them to mess with their golden goose or they would have insisted on provisions which left no doubt as to how teams receiving monies would have to spend those monies. I would assume that Revenue Sharing payer teams are an excellent source of information for Forbes researchers.

    But if you doubt the resentment, just read what the Yankee's Hank Steinbrenner said recently. "I don't want these teams in general to forget who subsidizes a lot of them, and it's the Yankees, the Red Sox, Dodgers, Mets," he said to The New York Post. "I would prefer if teams want to target the Yankees that they at least start giving some of that revenue sharing and luxury tax money back."

    Local Media - Because the Marlins finances are not public information, there is a limit as to how strongly they can attack the Marlins claims, without having to back down because of a lack of hard evidence. In addition, it is not the type of material which the typical sports reader or listener could be expected to be interested in. Aside from making a name for themselves, there are practically no incentives for people in the media to pursue this issue. In fact, the incentives would if anything, argue for a harmonious relationship, given their inter-dependence from an advertising and programming perspective.

    Players Union - These guys are killing my incentive narrative. If the Yankees are 'taxed' $76 million, which could have been spent on a multi-year deal for some aging pitcher who would have broken down in 18 months, and the Marlins & Rays proceed to not use those monies for player salaries - that would appear to be an invitation for the Players Union to get involved [insert steroids conspiracy theory here].

    Local Government - Those who oppose public monies to build stadiums for sports franchises are the other group whose interests would coincide with getting into the Marlins finances. However, their arguments are often too populist [rich owner rant, etc] to have a meaningful effect.

    Marlin Fans - We have no leverage. Hey it's not like threatening to stay away is still an option.

    To put the conflict among the various parties in economic terms; While at a macro-level it may be desirable for each entity to pursue their own interests [see Adam Smith], at the micro-level it frequently gets messy and complicated [see Virgil Sollozzo].


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    P3 - C'mon dude, not even Loria?

    Well in his case, let's just say you should not worry about how his investment is doing. John Brattain from The Hardball Times documents it nicely.

    Look, the effort to shed light on the Marlins finances is not meant to be an attack on the organization. As I've tried to make clear, they have acted in a manner consistent with their interests and other MLB teams in similar circumstances. It's just that on this issue - the veil of secrecy re MLB finances - our interests [mine as a fan] do not coincide. To be fair, Mr Loria has his fans, even science writer Natalie Angier champions his cause.

    Actually, a good case can and was made by a prominent sports economist, J.C. Bradbury, that the Marlins are one of the most effective organizations in MLB. He ranked them #1 for the years analyzed in his book, 2003 through 2005. In addition he recently posted a lengthy argument on his baseball blog titled, Defending the Marlins, which I believe makes excellent points, including a very interesting statistical analysis about the effects of free agent signings on attendance, but most relevant to this blog was the following:

    "While some of this might be luck, I think good management explains most of the difference. Some of that money not going to player payroll is going to baseball operations devoted to scouting young talent that is cheap. And because this practice yields substantial savings over signing expensive free agents, then this is a good use of funds. At least the Marlins deserve credit for putting a better field on the team than most teams with similar budgets.

    If the Marlins can build a good core with cheap players, why doesn’t its front office fill out its roster with quality free agents in order to make a stronger bid for the post-season? Another point that I want to make is that Marlins fans don’t seem to be as sensitive to winning as other major-league franchises. Thus, buying free agents doesn’t yield the return at the turnstiles like it does for other teams."

    I would just note that until it can be better explained how the Marlins impressive scouting performance would equate to having spent a significantly greater amount of money in that area - i.e. How did they differ appreciably in their operations from what other MLB teams do? - then I think it makes sense to assume that their results have more to do with the quality of the work of Larry Beinfest, Michael Hill and their scouts as opposed to having invested more money into their infrastructure than other MLB teams. I start out with the assumption that most teams do roughly the same things in scouting and development, but that some are just better at it.

    In practical terms, do they have operations in 10 countries as opposed to only 5 for most other teams? Are their scouting operations consistently staffed at significantly higher levels and with better paid scouts? Do the number of baseball academies they run exceed what the other 4 lowest revenue teams do?

    That aside, I think Mr Bradbury makes a good case for teams relying more on prospects than free agents. But if those teams are receiving Revenue Sharing [RS] monies, it also means they probably violate the CBA's provisions regarding what they are supposed to do with those monies. Why shouldn't the fans participate in the RS windfall with a drop in ticket prices? If MLB prefers not to enforce a salary floor on the RS receiver teams, why not force teams like the Marlins to slash ticket prices? It would reduce their RS driven operational profits, create goodwill and an incentive for the team to spend money in the future.

    My point is not exactly how the Marlins should spend their monies. But that given their current levels of payroll and national revenues, there can be no 'rational' doubt as to the Marlins' profitability at the levels which Forbes estimates and that they are violating MLB's provision regarding what they should be doing with the revenue sharing monies received.

    So the answer to the question - Could we have afforded Miguel Cabrera [at Detriot Tiger rates]? - might be yes, but no thanks, we've got a better plan. But among reasonable people, the answer can't be no.


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    P4 - How reliable is Forbes?

    Since it is not in MLB's interests to divulge or get into any specifics regarding their finances, they have generally have just said that Forbes was wrong and noted that they did not have access to MLB's financial statements. However in 2002, when Commissioner Selig again noted that the Forbes amounts were fiction, MLB met with Forbes [see ESPN article] and here were the specific disputes between them for the 2001 season:

    • Forbes reported that MLB had $3.57 billion in Revenues
    • MLB acknowleged $3.55 billion in Revenues
    • Forbes reported that MLB had $3.49 billion in Expenses
    • MLB acknowleged $3.78 billion in Expenses
    The significant difference in expenses was attributable to items Forbes was aware of, but disputed MLB's assertion as to the losses associated with them, i.e. minor league operations.

    Among various bloggers dedicated to following baseball, there is little faith in MLB's claims, as noted by the analysis provided by Doug Pappas in Baseball Prospectus back in 2002. In March of 2008, Maury Brown of The Biz of Baseball, characterized the Marlins approach as "living on corporate welfare."

    Even in cases where people take exception with Forbes amounts, as with John Beamer at the Hardball Times during 2007, the concerns are about their methodology regarding the team valuations [a subject we have avoided here], as opposed to doubting MLB's profitability.

    If anything, Mr Beamer's concern regarding revenues and expenses are that Forbes might have overstated expenses in years prior to 2005. Regarding the Marlins 2006 financial performance, he notes, "they slashed payroll and stashed the loot."

    Think of it in terms of your own jobs. If your credibility were on the line, how likely do you think it would be for you to improve over a 10 year period? A better argument criticizing their accuracy could have been made in the early years. When you factor in that they were almost exact in terms of revenues back in 2001 and that their sources and methodology should have improved over time - Forbes performs the same franchise valuation analysis for every major sport - all those factors argue in favor of Forbes accuracy.

    In addition, the Columbia Journalism Review looked at the dispute between Forbes and MLB and gave Forbes the benefit of the doubt, while acknowledging that without proof that Forbes actual saw MLB Team's financials, there could not be certainty about their figures.


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    P5 - Could Florida do Wisconsin?

    Could the Florida Marlins finances be reviewed as the Milwaukee Brewers were?

    I don't know, but I doubt it. Any MLB team would fight it at all costs. The Brewers' situation was a rare exception, given the fact that their owner also happened to be the MLB Commissioner. Who knows, it may not even be the Marlins call within its contractual obligations to MLB. But it's worth asking our elected representatives to push for something similar, if only to watch them squirm.

    The basis for the State of Wisconsin "limited-scope review" was concern over the Brewers reduction in player salaries at a time when they were using public monies to construct Miller Park, which opened in 2001. Any similarities to the Marlins situation is strictly intentional. The limited-scope description means that it was not a full-blown audit, and as such could not have been expected to be as thorough and complete as an audit. Bottom line, the State of Wisconsin probably did not get to see anything the Brewers truly wanted to keep from them.

    A limited-scope review is much different than an audit, yet the public probably did not focus on the fact that the work performed by Wisconsin's Legislative Audit Bureau was not an audit. Case in point, the linked article by a State of Wisconsin web site, alternately refers to the work as an "audit" or an "examination."

    In terms of public relations, the Brewers and Commissioner Selig benefited from the confusion. They had an incentive to appear open and avoid totally opening their books. The Legislature had an incentive to be appearing to do something. Everyone's incentives were met.


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    P6 - What do the Locals say?

    April 18, 2008

    It’s a rite of spring: Forbes comes out with its team value estimates and tells the world the Marlins are raking in a huge profit … and the Marlins insist those numbers are pure fantasy.


    Here’s what team president David Samson told our Juan Rodriguez: “Every year I continue to be surprised at the absolute inaccuracy that a so-called reputable magazine is willing to print. We’ve never gotten called by them (at Forbes). We’ve never been asked to verify, deny, confirm, nothing. It’s just a shame their readership is forced to read numbers that aren’t true. I know the number they have for the Marlins is simply wrong. They have no information of any kind on which to base that article.”


    Maybe not, but it's not like Forbes is Deadspin or The Onion or Jo-Jo's Baseball Blog. A magazine that covers financial news better than almost anyone else can't possibly be off by $36 million on this one, can it?

    Mike Berardino - Sun-Sentinel



    April 2, 2008

    "Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria has a big, wonderful, unique opportunity this season to build a ton of goodwill with South Florida. He can substantially grow his club's oft-disappointed fan base.

    He can make amends for the embarrassingly low player payrolls. He can help alleviate grumbling over the Orange Bowl site chosen to build the at-long-last-approved stadium. He can even ease the sting if this season proves to be the long, losing campaign most seamheads believe it will be.

    He can do all of that by committing publicly to keeping his best players and making sure they are a part of the future beyond the new park's 2011 opening."
    Greg Cote - Miami Herald


    April 1, 2008
    "This leads to the predictable wailing about the team's payroll -- the lowest in the sport. But it is hard to fault ownership. What's the point of doubling the payroll if the team isn't close? The Royals are wasting $55 million on Gil Meche with no chance of competing. If you were running a business and could lose for $40 million or lose for $21 million, wouldn't you choose the latter? This is a better alternative than the path of Mr. Marlin's [Jeff Conine] Orioles, who keep spending dumb money and haven't had a single winning season in more than a decade."
    Dan Le Batard - Miami Herald

    Good point about not spending just to spend, but why deal with a hypothetical when Hanley Ramirez is right in front of us? As Lloyd Benstsen [were he alive] might say, Hanley Ramirez is no Gil Meche. But it's the same argument made in greater detail on JC Bradbury's Sabernomics blog.
    Jorge Costales


    April 1, 2008
    "That's probably why New Haven is home to the Jeffrey Loria Center for the History of Art. It only took a $20 million donation - made to finance construction which will be completed by July 2008], which could have bought another two years of Dontrelle Willis in a Marlins uniform, but everything can't be about baseball, can it?"
    Mike Berardino - Sun-Sentinel

    I include the quote about the donation for two reasons:
    1. There seems to a question about Mr Loria's personal finances and whether he has sufficient capital to operate a MLB team - why else would have MLB provided Loria a $38 million interest-free loan [conditional on resolving the stadium issue] at the time of the franchise purchase? A casual googling only turned up one article which estimated his wealth at $400 million 3 years ago.
    2. A general interest question. If someone gives away $20 million, what would be a reasonable estimate of their private wealth? Let's use the tithing criteria, I think we can agree that it would be unusual to find someone who gave away more that 10% of their wealth, especially if it does not relate to a tragic incident or an end of career legacy-insurance move.
    Thoughts?
    Jorge Costales


    March 31, 2008
    "The Marlins got $600 million in public money for a new stadium and amenities. They can't just brush the subject of their embarrassing payroll under the carpet anymore and hope no one notices. As much as they want to, they can't just keep saying, "This is all we can afford until we get our new stadium."

    These owners get $30 million in revenue sharing from other teams, which neither H. Wayne Huizenga or John Henry got in their tenures. They also get $30 million in local and national TV money. All that before selling a ticket."
    David Hyde - Sun-Sentinel


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    P7 - Blog links by subject

    April 2008

    I have trouble trusting anyone who says "trust me," so here is all the info which leads me to my conclusions. I will be updating this list periodically. Please pass along any suggestions or links you think would be useful.

    I am considering developing the 'Marlins Denials' into a sitcom.

    Anti-trust exemption - Washington Post series part 1 - June 2004
    Anti-trust exemption - Washington Post series part 2 - June 2004
    Anti-trust exemption - Washington Post series part 3 - June 2004
    Blog mention - Sabernomics - April 2008
    Blog mention - The Hardball Times - April 2008
    Broadcasts - National contracts - Mediaweek - July 2006
    Cable - Ratings - Palm Beach Post - March 2008
    Cable - Regional Sports Networks [RSN] strategies - Mediaweek - March 2008
    Cable - RSN strategies - The Hardball Times - March 2007
    Cable - Revenues driven by media market - San Antonio Express - April 2006
    CBA - Collective Bargaining Agreement - MLB - October 2006
    CBA - Biz of Baseball - Maury Brown interviews Andrew Zimbalist - November 2006
    CBA - Sports Biz News - October 2006
    CBA - Yahoo Sports - Jeff Passan - October 2006
    Expenses - MLB Player Salaries - USA Today - Annual
    Expenses - Minor league costs - Detroit News - Lynn Henning - April 2008
    Expenses - Player Development Expenses - Sports Business Journal - Andrew Zimbalist - March 2008
    Expenses - Minor league player costs - MiLB
    Forbes Accuracy - Forbes Business of Baseball Reporting - Annual
    Forbes Accuracy - The Hardball Times - John Beamer - May 2007
    Forbes Accuracy - Columbia Journalism Review - Edward Colby - April 2006
    Forbes Accuracy - ESPN - AP - April 2002
    Forbes Accuracy - Baseball Prospectus - Doug Pappas - April 2002
    Marlin Denials - Forbes is a so-called reputable magazine and absolutely inaccurate, no specifics - Sun-Sentinel - Juan C. Rodriguez - April 2008
    Marlin Denials - $10 million in marketing and other hidden costs - Sun-Sentinel - Dave Hyde - April 2008
    Marlin Denials - Marlins are revenue-neutral [no profit] - Sun-Sentinel - Mike Berardino - April 2007
    Marlin Denials - Low-revenues & highest marketing costs in MLB - Miami Herald - Clark Spencer - March 2008
    Marlin Denials - Farm system costs over $20 million - David Samson 790 Radio Show [halfway through program] - December 2007
    Marlin Denials - Acknowledging that the Marlins are the "biggest revenue [sharing] taker" in MLB - The Biz of Baseball – Maury Brown - February 2006
    Marlin Denials - Acknowledging the big difference between paper losses [depreciation] and operating results - ESPN – Darren Rovell - April 2004
    Marlin Management - Sabernomics - J.C. Bradbury - March 2008
    Marlin Management - The Hardball Times - John Brattain - March 2008
    Marlin Management - The Biz of Baseball - Maury Brown - March 2008
    Marlin Management - Sports Business Journal - Eric Fisher - January 2006
    Marlin Management - Washington Post - Steve Fainaru - June 2004
    Marlin Management - Forbes - Nathan Vardi - April 2004
    Marlin Management - South Florida CEO - Jeff Zbar - April 2003
    MLB Economics - $6 Billion in Revenue - Milwaukee Journal - October 2007
    MLB Economics - Economists discussion - The Biz of Baseball - May 2007
    MLBAM - Advanced Media growth - USA Today - December 2007
    Revenues - Attendance - ESPN - Annual
    Revenues - Central Fund & Rev Sharing - NYT - Michael Lewis - Nov 2007
    Revenues - 2007 Revenue Sharing - MLB.com - Mike Bauman - Sept 2007
    Revenues - Central Fund & Rev Sharing - Sports Biz News - October 2006
    Revenues - Central Fund & Rev Sharing - Pittsburgh Tribune - June 2006
    Revenues - Central Fund & Rev Sharing - NYT - Murray Chass - April 2006
    Revenues - Central Fund & Rev Sharing - WSJ - Stefan Fatsis - April 2006
    Revenues - Line by line revenue forecasts - USA Today - December 2001
    Stadium - Braman suit - Sun-Sentinel - Sarah Talalay - May 2008
    Stadium - Approved - Sun-Sentinel - Sarah Talalay - February 2008
    Stadium - Approved - USA Today - AP - February 2008
    State of Wisconsin - Limited-scope Review - May 2004







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    P8 - So what's your point?

    Drawing is of the newly proposed Florida Marlins Ballpark

    March 2008

    As the Florida Marlins enter into a partnership with local government - given the public monies, albeit mostly tourist tax dollars, used to finance the Marlins new home in my Little Havana neighborhood - I expect that there will be greater scrutiny on how they run their franchise, specifically with respect to player salaries and their profitability. As someone with a financial background, I watch in slight amazement as the Marlins management suggests, typically without specifics [understandably we now realize], that they are not profitable. Further, they seem rather dismissive in suggesting that their finances involve concepts beyond the grasp of their fans.

    Normally, when someone points out that their finances are private and they won't provide you access to them, that would cut-off most conversations fairly quickly. But in the case of MLB, their player contracts, attendance and network television deals are public knowledge. In other words, their main revenues and expenses are in the public domain, just not specifically allocated. Forbes, one of the most prestigious business publications in the US, has provided a yearly franchise valuation of every MLB team since 1998. In the course of that valuation, Forbes' analysis estimates such key financial information as total revenues, player expenses and operating income or loss.

    I intend to provide a website which will help Marlin fans follow the finances of their team - stadium issue included. My goal is that whenever the topic of the Florida Marlins finances arises, us fans have a readily accessible source of information to combat those who [understandably] seek to confuse us.

    I would prefer not to see Mr Loria, or any other owner, profit from projects which involve public monies. But that is not how this issue has played out all over the US. The Marlins scheduled level of contributions for the stadium are consistent with other recent deals between MLB and local governments. As such, I don't feel strongly enough about wanting to avoid the rich guy getting richer scenario [envy], to wish to see the franchise leave. So I support having the stadium built for the Marlins.

    Bottom line, people who own desirable products [MLB franchise] typically profit in one way or another, that's the goal. But for now, I just can't sit back and allow them to pretend otherwise, without giving a blog.


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    Thursday, February 28, 2008


    William F Buckley Jr, Catholic - RIP

    A great American and a very public and committed Catholic died today. Among the many people WFB inspired, was me. Watching him abuse Phil Donahue, led to me to watch him debate, a first for me, George McGovern. Which led me to get his latest book, which led me to his magazine, National Review - still remember the Pol Pot cover in 1978. Soon I was ordering Firing Line transcripts [PO Box 5966 / Columbia SC 29250]. It was odd and comforting to find out over the years that the effect he had on me repeated itself all over our country.

    For me it was love at first attack on liberalism - he was smart, patriotic, sarcastic and unapologetic about his beliefs - Ayn Rand once 'accused' him of being too intelligent to believe in God - somewhere I read and never forgot his description of liberals:

    People who mean well but do ill and then justify their ill-doing by their well-meaning.
    Buckley had the following exchange with Gore Vidal in 1968. He later apologized for losing his temper, but was not technically incorrect in referring to Mr Vidal as a homosexual, the slang term used [queer], is what was considered inappropriate.

    Tributes:
    WFB impact on NY Politics
    Gary Becker

    Please note the following you tube videos involving WFB:
    1968 - Debating Gore Vidal P1 - ABC News - 4:50 minutes
    1968 - Debating Gore Vidal P2 - ABC News - 1:45 minutes
    1969 - Firing Line - Norm Chomsky - 1:45 minutes
    198? - WFB on - Nightline - 2:36 minutes
    1990 - Mortimer Adler [audio only] on Firing Line - 9:23 minutes
    1996 - WFB on - Drud Legalization - 9:16 minutes
    2004 - WFB interviewed on - Charlie Rose - 53:00 minutes
    2007 - WFB interviewed on - Fox - 8:35 minutes
    2007 - WFB interviewed on - Charlie Rose - [begins at 17:00] 38:25 minutes
    2008 - The best of WFB P1 - Hale Media - 7:53 minutes
    2008 - The best of WFB P2 - Hale Media - 6:26 minutes
    2008 - Christopher Matthews and Peggy Noonan - MSNBC - 6:03 minutes
    2008 - Brit Hume - Fox - 3:27 minutes
    2008 - Garry Wills - 1:45 minutes
    2008 - This I Believe - 4:06 minutes
    2008 - Retrospective Charlie Rose - 56:44 minutes


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    Saturday, January 12, 2008


    Juno by Gabriela Costales

    January 2008

    Juno sounds like a comedy, but it does have some serious matters in it. This movie is about a 16 year old girl who becomes pregnant. The father is her friend. So this movie is also good because Juno turns away from abortion and decides to have the baby and give it away to a good family.

    Juno pretends she doesn't really care, but she still tries to find the perfect family which shows that inside she does care about the baby. So she finds a family that she thinks will be perfect. The couple had not been able to have a baby and the wife is desperate, but the husband pretends to want to be a father but doesn't really care. Juno becomes good friends with the husband, but later the husband turns out to be a jerk and divorces his wife. Juno gives the baby to the wife anyways because she trusts her, Juno then decides to talk to the real father again and they start up their bond again. They realize that they still like each other and go out with each other.

    A happy ending like this probably does not happen in real life situations. Most girls like this have abortions or the father wants nothing to do with her.


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    Thursday, December 27, 2007


    Sub-prime mortgage problem for dummies

    Good article about how collateralized debt obligations were used to generate fees from sub-prime mortgage loans. There is perhaps an inevitable tone to the article which now makes it seem obvious what the effects of these type of financial instruments would be. But why wasn't it more evident at the time to those responsible for looking out for risks? I'm uncomfortable with assuming that everyone is corrupt. But the combination of a few corrupt individuals, executives desperate to hit a quarterly revenue target and regulators who don't wish to appear ignorant is the mix I would bet on.

    See complete WSJ article copied below.
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    Wall Street Wizardry Amplified Credit Crisis

    A CDO Called Norma Left 'Hairball of Risk'; Tailored by Merrill Lynch

    In recent years, as home prices and mortgage lending boomed, bankers found ever-more-clever ways to repackage trillions of dollars in loans, selling them off in slivers to investors around the world. Financiers and regulators figured all the activity would disperse risk, and maybe even make markets safer and stronger.

    Then along came Norma.

    Norma CDO I Ltd., as its full name goes, is one of a new breed of mortgage investments created in the waning days of the U.S. housing boom. Instead of spreading the risk of a global home-finance boom, the instruments have magnified and concentrated the effects of the subprime-mortgage bust. They are now behind tens of billions of dollars of write-downs at some of the world's largest banks, including the $9.4 billion announced last week by Morgan Stanley.

    [Go to graphic]

    Norma illustrates how investors and Wall Street, in their efforts to keep a lucrative market going, took a good idea too far. Created at the behest of an Illinois hedge fund looking for a tailor-made bet on subprime mortgages, the vehicle was brought into existence by Merrill Lynch & Co. and a posse of little-known partners.

    In its use of newfangled derivatives, Norma contributed to a speculative market that dwarfed the value of the subprime mortgages on which it was based. It was also part of a chain of mortgage-linked investments that took stakes in one another. The practice generated fees for a handful of big banks. But, say critics, it created little value for investors or the broader economy.

    "Everyone was passing the risk to the next deal and keeping it within a closed system," says Ann Rutledge, a principal of R&R Consulting, a New York structured-finance consultancy. "If you hold my risk and I hold yours, we can say whatever we think it's worth and generate fees from that. It's like...creating artificial value."

    Only nine months after selling $1.5 billion in securities to investors, Norma is worth a fraction of its original value. Credit-rating firms, which once signed off approvingly on the deal, have slashed its ratings to junk.

    The concept behind Norma, known as a collateralized debt obligation, has been in use since the 1980s. A CDO, most broadly, is a device that repackages the income from a pool of bonds, derivatives or other investments. A mortgage CDO might own pieces of a hundred or more bonds, each of which contains thousands of individual mortgages. Ideally, this diversification makes investors in the CDO less vulnerable to the problems of a single borrower or security.

    The CDO issues a new set of securities, each bearing a different degree of risk. The highest-risk pieces of a CDO pay their investors higher returns. Pieces with lower risk, and higher credit ratings, pay less. Investors in the lower-risk pieces are first in line to receive income from the CDO's investments; investors in the higher-risk pieces are first to take losses.

    But Norma and similar CDOs added potentially fatal new twists to the model. Rather than diversifying their investments, they bet heavily on securities that had one thing in common: They were among the most vulnerable to a rise in defaults on so-called subprime mortgage loans, typically made to borrowers with poor or patchy credit histories. While this boosted returns, it also increased the chances that losses would hit investors severely.

    Also, these CDOs invested in more than simply subprime-backed securities. The CDOs held chunks of each other, as well as derivative contracts that allowed them to bet on mortgage-backed bonds they didn't own. This magnified risk. Wall Street banks took big pieces of Norma and similar CDOs on their own balance sheets, concentrating the losses rather than spreading them among far-flung investors.

    "It is a tangled hairball of risk," Janet Tavakoli, a Chicago consultant who specializes in CDOs, says of Norma. "In March of 2007, any savvy investor would have thrown this...in the trash bin."

    Penny Stocks

    Norma was nurtured in a small office building on a busy road in Roslyn, on the north shore of New York's Long Island. There, a stocky, 37-year-old money manager named Corey Ribotsky runs a company called N.I.R. Group LLC. Mr. Ribotsky came not from the world of mortgage securities, but from the arena of penny stocks, shares that trade cheaply and often become targets of speculation or manipulation.

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    N.I.R. and its affiliates have taken stakes in 300 companies, some little-known, including a brewer called Bootie Beer Corp., lighting firm Cyberlux Corp. and water-purification company R.G. Global Lifestyles. Mr. Ribotsky's firms are in litigation in New York federal court with all three companies, which claim N.I.R. manipulated their share prices. Through its lawyer, N.I.R. denies wrongdoing and has accused the companies of failing to repay loans.

    Mr. Ribotsky's firm attracted the attention of Merrill Lynch in 2005. The top underwriter of CDOs from 2004 to mid-2007, Merrill had generated hundreds of millions of dollars in profits from assembling and then helping to distribute CDOs backed by mortgage securities. For each CDO Merrill underwrote, the investment bank earned fees of 1% to 1.50% of the deal's total size, or as much as $15 million for a typical $1 billion CDO.

    To keep underwriting fees coming, Merrill recruited outside firms, called CDO managers. Merrill helped them raise funds, procure the assets for their CDOs and find investors. The managers, for their part, choose assets and later monitor the CDO's collateral, although many of the structures don't require much active management. It was an attractive proposition for many start-up firms, which could earn lucrative annual management fees.

    Mr. Ribotsky's entry into the world of CDO managers began at Engineers Country Club on Long Island. There, in 2005, he met Mitchell Elman, a New York criminal-defense lawyer who specializes in drunk-driving and drug cases. Mr. Elman introduced Mr. Ribotsky to Kenneth Margolis, then a high-profile CDO salesman at Merrill, according to people familiar with the situation. Mr. Elman declined to comment.

    'It Sounded Interesting'

    Mr. Margolis, who in February 2006 became co-head of Merrill's CDO banking business, played a key role in seeking out start-up firms to manage CDOs. He put Mr. Ribotsky in contact with a few people who had experience in the mortgage debt market. They included two former Wachovia Corp. bankers, Scott Shannon and Joseph Parish III, who left Wachovia and established their own CDO management firm.

    Mr. Ribotsky decided to team up with Messrs. Shannon and Parish. "It sounded interesting and that's how we ventured into it," Mr. Ribotsky says. Messrs. Parish and Shannon declined to discuss specifics of Norma.

    Together the trio set up a company called N.I.R. Capital Management, which over the next year or so took on the management of three CDOs underwritten by Merrill.

    In 2006, Mr. Ribotsky says Merrill came to N.I.R. with a new proposition: One of the investment bank's clients, a hedge fund, wanted to invest in the riskiest piece of a certain type of CDO. Merrill worked out a general structure for the vehicle. It asked N.I.R. to manage it.

    "It was already set up when it was presented to us," Mr. Ribotsky says. "They interviewed a bunch of managers and selected our team."

    The CDO would be called Norma, after a small constellation in the southern hemisphere. According to people familiar to the matter, the hedge fund was Evanston, Ill.-based Magnetar, a fund that shared its name with a powerful neutron star. Magnetar declined to comment.

    On Dec. 7, 2006, Norma was established as a company domiciled in the Cayman Islands. N.I.R., as its manager, would earn fees of some 0.1%, or about $1.5 million a year.

    Norma belonged to a class of instruments known as "mezzanine" CDOs, because they invested in securities with middling credit ratings, averaging triple-B. Despite their risks, mezzanine CDOs boomed in the late stages of the credit cycle as investors reached for the higher returns they offered. In the first half of 2007, issuers put out $68 billion in mortgage CDOs containing securities with an average rating of triple-B or the equivalent -- the lowest investment-grade rating -- or lower, according to research from Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. That was more than double the level for the same period a year earlier.

    Buying Protection

    For Norma, N.I.R. assembled $1.5 billion in investments. Most were not actual securities, but derivatives linked to triple-B-rated mortgage securities. Called credit default swaps, these derivatives worked like insurance policies on subprime residential mortgage-backed securities or on the CDOs that held them. Norma, acting as the insurer, would receive a regular premium payment, which it would pass on to its investors. The buyer of protection, which was initially Merrill Lynch, would receive payouts from Norma if the insured securities were hurt by losses. It is unclear whether Merrill retained the insurance, or resold it to other investors who were hedging their subprime exposure or betting on a meltdown.

    Many investment banks favored CDOs that contained these credit-default swaps, because they didn't require the purchase of securities, a process that typically took months. With credit-default swaps, a billion-dollar CDO could be assembled in weeks.

    Multiplying Risk

    In principle, credit-default swaps help banks and other investors pass along risks they don't want to keep. But in the case of subprime mortgages, the derivatives have magnified the effect of losses, because they allowed bankers to create an unlimited number of CDOs linked to the same mortgage-backed bonds. UBS Investment Research, a unit of Swiss bank UBS AG, estimates that CDOs sold credit protection on around three times the actual face value of triple-B-rated subprime bonds.

    The use of derivatives "multiplied the risk," says Greg Medcraft, chairman of the American Securitization Forum, an industry association. "The subprime-mortgage crisis is far greater in terms of potential losses than anyone expected because it's not just physical loans that are defaulting."

    Norma, for its part, bought only about $90 million of mortgage-backed securities, or 6% of its overall holdings. Of that, some were pieces of other CDOs mostly underwritten by Merrill, according to documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. These CDOs included Scorpius CDO Ltd., managed by a unit of Cohen & Co., a company run by former Merrill CDO chief Christopher Ricciardi. Later, Norma itself would be among the holdings of Glacier Funding CDO V Ltd., managed by an arm of New York mortgage firm Winter Group.

    A Winter Group official said the company declined to comment, as did Cohen & Co.

    Such cross-selling benefited banks, because it helped support the flow of new CDOs and underwriting fees. In fact, the bulk of the middle-rated pieces of CDOs underwritten by Merrill were purchased by other CDOs that the investment bank arranged, according to people familiar with the matter. Each CDO sold some of its riskier slices to the next CDO, which then sold its own slices to the next deal, and so on.

    Propping Up Prices

    Critics say the cross-selling reached such proportions that it artificially propped up the prices of CDOs. Rather than widely dispersing exposure to these mortgages, the practice circulated the same risk among a relatively small number of players.

    By early 2007, Norma was ready to face the ratings firms. Different slices of CDOs get different ratings because some protect the others from losses to defaults. A "junior" slice might take the first $30 million in losses on a $1 billion CDO, while a triple-A "senior" slice would not be affected until losses reached $200 million or more.

    But the system works only if the securities in the CDO are uncorrelated -- that is, if they are unlikely to go bad all at once. Corporate bonds, for example, tend to have low correlation because the companies that issue them operate in different industries, which typically don't get into trouble simultaneously.

    Mortgage securities, by contrast, have turned out to be very similar to one another. They're all linked to thousands of loans across the U.S. Anything big enough to trigger defaults on a large portion of those loans -- like falling home prices across the country -- is likely to affect the bonds in a CDO as well. That's particularly true for the kinds of securities on which mezzanine CDOs made their bets. Triple-B-rated bonds would typically stand to suffer if losses to defaults on the underlying pools of loans reached about 10%.

    Easy Credit

    When rating companies analyzed Norma, though, they were looking backward to a time when rising house prices and easy credit had kept defaults on subprime mortgages low. Norma's marketing documents noted plenty of risks for investors but also said that CDO securities had a high degree of ratings stability.

    Beyond that, rating firms say they had reason to believe that the securities wouldn't all go bad at once as the housing market soured. For one, each security contained mortgages from a different mix of lenders, so lending standards might differ from security to security. Also, each security had its own unique team of companies collecting the payments. Yuri Yoshizawa, group managing director at Moody's Investors Service, says the firm figured some of these mortgage servicers would be better than others at handling problematic loans.

    In March, Moody's, Standard & Poor's and Fitch Ratings gave Norma their seal of approval. In its report, Fitch cited growing concern about the subprime mortgage business and the high number of borrowers who obtained loans without proof of income. Still, all three rating companies gave slices comprising 75% of the CDO's total value their highest, triple-A rating -- implying they had as little risk as Treasury bonds of the U.S. government.

    Merrill and N.I.R. took Norma to investors. Together, they produced a 78-page pitchbook that bore Merrill's trademark bull. Inside were nine pages of risk factors that included standard warnings about CDOs. The pitchbook also extolled mortgage securities, which it noted "have historically exhibited lower default rates, higher recovery upon default and better rating stability than comparably rated corporate bonds."

    Most importantly, though, Norma offered high returns: On a riskier triple-B slice, Norma said it would pay investors 5.5 percentage points above the interest rate at which banks lend to each other, known as the London interbank offered rate, or Libor. At the time, that translated into a yield of over 10% on the security -- compared with roughly 6% on triple-B corporate bonds.

    Network of Contacts

    Mr. Ribotsky says the selling required little effort, as Merrill drummed up interest from its network of contacts. "That's what they get their fees for," he says.

    Norma sold some $525 million in CDO slices -- largely the lower-rated ones with higher returns -- to investors. Merrill declined to say whether it kept Norma's triple-A rated, $975 million super-senior tranche or sold it to another financial institution.

    Many investment banks with CDO businesses -- Citigroup Inc., Morgan Stanley and UBS -- frequently kept or bought these super-senior pieces, whose lower returns interested few investors. In doing so, they bet that the top CDO slices, which typically comprised as much as 60% of the whole CDO, were insulated from losses.

    By September, Norma was in trouble. Amid a steep decline in house prices and rising defaults on mortgage loans, the value of subprime-backed securities went into a free fall. As increasingly worrisome delinquency data rolled in, analysts upped their estimates of total losses on subprime-backed securities issued in 2006 to 20% or more, a level that would wipe out most triple-B-rated securities.

    Within weeks, ratings firms began to change their views. In October, Moody's downgraded $33.4 billion worth of mortgage-backed securities, including those which Norma had insured. Those downgrades set the stage for a review of CDOs backed by those securities -- and then further downgrades.

    Mezzanine CDOs such as Norma were the hardest hit. On Nov. 2, Moody's slashed the ratings on seven of Norma's nine rated slices, three all the way from investment-grade to junk. Fitch downgraded all nine slices to junk, including two that it had rated triple-A.

    Worse Performances

    Other mezzanine CDOs, including some underwritten by other investment banks, have had worse performances. Around 30 are now in default, according to S&P. Norma is still paying interest on its securities. It is not known whether it has had to make payouts under the credit default swap agreements.

    Ratings companies say their March opinions represented their best read at the time, and called the subprime deterioration unprecedented and unexpectedly rapid. "It's one of the worst performances that we've seen," says Kevin Kendra, a managing director at Fitch. "The world has changed quite drastically -- and our view of the world has changed quite drastically."

    By mid-December, $153.5 billion in CDO slices had been downgraded, according to Deutsche Bank. Because banks owned the lion's share of the mezzanine CDOs, they bore the brunt of the losses. In all, banks' write-downs on mortgage investments announced so far add up to more than $70 billion.

    For larger banks, holdings of mezzanine CDOs could account for one-third to three-quarters of the total losses. In addition to the $9.4 billion fourth-quarter write-down Morgan Stanley just announced it would take, Citigroup has projected its fourth-quarter write-down could reach $11 billion. UBS said this month it would take a $10 billion write-down after taking a $4.4 billion third-quarter loss.

    Merrill, for its part, took a $7.9 billion write-down on mortgage-related holdings in the third quarter. Analysts expect it to write down a similar amount in the current quarter, which would represent the largest losses of any bank. News of the losses have led to the ouster of CEO Stan O'Neal and Osman Semerci, the bank's global head of fixed income. Mr. Margolis left this summer.

    Mr. Ribotsky says he doesn't have plans to do any more CDOs at the current time. "Obviously, we're not happy about the occurrences in the marketplace," he says.

    Write to Carrick Mollenkamp at carrick.mollenkamp@wsj.com and Serena Ng at serena.ng@wsj.com

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    AMT – 2008 Tax Law changes

    December 27, 2007

    IRS: Tax Fix Delays Refunds

    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- More than 3 million people will have to wait until February to get their tax refunds because of Congress' late fix to the alternative minimum tax, the IRS said Thursday.

    Congress put a one-year freeze on growth of the alternative minimum tax last week, shielding many middle- and upper-middle income taxpayers from first exposure to the tax. But Congress' late action means the Internal Revenue Service won't be able to start processing five AMT-related forms until February, delaying potential refunds for those people until that month.

    ''We regret the inconvenience the delay will mean for million of early tax filers, especially those expecting a refund,'' acting IRS Commissioner Linda Stiff said. [JC note: there was no record of laughter following her remarks].

    As many as 13.5 million people will have to wait until February 11 to start filing with the five AMT-related forms, but the IRS said filing patterns show only between 3 million to 4 million of those people file during the early tax season anyhow.

    The five forms affected by the delay are:

    -- Form 8863, Education Credits.

    -- Form 5695, Residential Energy Credits.

    -- Form 1040A's Schedule 2, Child and Dependent Care Expenses for Form 1040A Filers.

    -- Form 8396, Mortgage Interest Credit and

    -- Form 8859, District of Columbia First-Time Homebuyer Credit.

    Source: NYT article


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    Sunday, November 11, 2007


    Elephant Man by Gabriela Costales

    Nov 2007

    This movie is not one of my favorite ones because it is very sad and the black and white feature makes it scary. John Merrick, or as known by everyone else in the world, the Elephant Man, due to his enormous features, has been treated terribly all his life.

    He makes a living by being part of a traveling freak show carnival group. Everyone does not believe that he could possibly be human, so he frightens many people. He would frighten me too because he looked like something – not someone – that’s in my nightmares. One day a surgeon named Frederick Treves realized that John was human and decided to admit him into the hospital where he worked. Once there they learn that John is an intelligent man who can speak, read and write. He even begins to construct a model of a Church that is outside his window.

    What really made this movie depressing was how people treated John as an animal and how for him, a simple task like watching a play, was a miracle. Another sad part was to realize that although John loved his mother dearly and thought she was the ‘most beautiful woman in the world,’ she probably hated him for his deformities. This movie gave me a new perspective on life – to know that there are others that suffer a million times worse than we do.


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    Monday, October 1, 2007


    I'm Cuban, and if I Wasn't, I'd Pay to be One

    ARTICULO SOBRE LOS CUBANOS ESCRITO POR EL PERIODISTA MEXICANO VICTOR MONA

    Los cubanos Salen de una isla pequeña y se han diseminado por todo el mundo. Uno es profesor en una universidad de Australia; otro, inauguró en Alaska un restaurante. Nada los detiene, ni el frio ni el calor. Los seduce el trópico de la Florida, pero soportan igualmente a pie firme los hielos de Boston y Nueva York. No mendigan, trabajan. Los que en Cuba eran pobres, aquí son ricos. Los que allá eran medio pelo, aquí son pelo y medio.

    Ningun obstáculo detiene su laboriosidad beligerante si la oferta es digna. Uno es rector de la Universidad; otro, maquilla muertos. Cambian, pero solo en la superficie. En Miami siguen jugando la bolita (lotería Prohibida), peleando gallos a escondidas y enviando los hijos a la escuela privada. En Madrid, estan contra Jose Luis Rodríguez Zapatero y en Caracas, contra Hugo Chavez, siempre en la oposición.
    Se les critica y se les envidia pero en el fondo se les admira. Gallegos por el trabajo y judios por la voluntad de sobrevivir, constituyen una legión empecinada que no se deja ignorar. Traen su musica calurosa, el ruido de sus tambores, los frijoles negros y el bistec de palomilla con moros y maduros. Pero traen sobre todo la simpatia, la cordialidad y la laboriosidad.

    Quienes son? Son los cubanos del destierro, la unica población mundial trasplantada, que (salvo los hebreos) en más de un tercio de siglo no han perdido su identidad. Los que admiraban a Cuba desde lejos como ejemplo supremo de pujanza latinoamericana, los que veian a Cuba como un milagro etnico y cultural, donde todo parecia un relajo pero todo funcionaba bien,

    Ya no tienen que ir a Cuba para conocerla. Aquí la tienen dentro de los mismos Estados Unidos. Esta es Cuba. Estos son los cubanos. Exagerados, fanfarrones, ruidosos, sí, pero tambien intensos, profundamente creadores y buenos amigos. Y que no han hecho en estos 47 años de destierro los cubanos para poder sobrevivir con dignidad? Cuál actividad manual o intelectual no han ensayado en este o en aquel pais, por complicada que pareciera, lo han realizado para no quedarse detrás, para no dejarse discriminar.

    En alguna de esas actividades han llegado tan lejos que superan a emigraciones que los precedieron por cerca de medio siglo. No hay hospital en Estados Unidos donde no haya hoy un medico cubano. No hay periódico donde no haya un periodista cubano, ni banco donde no haya un banquero cubano, ni publicitaria donde no haya un publicitario cubano, ni escuela donde no haya un maestro cubano, ni universidad donde no haya un profesor cubano, ni comercio donde no haya un manager cubano.
    En las Grandes Ligas del béisbol sus nombres tambien brillan. En Madrid, el primer poeta latinoamericano es un negro cubano.

    En la Coca Cola, Kellog's, McCormick, Pepsi Cola y tantas otras su dirigente es o fué un cubano. En el Congreso de Washington hay cuatro cubanos, en el Senado federal se sientan dos cubanos, el Ministro de Comercio de E. U. es un cubano, la Viceministro de Salud es una doctora cubana. Caramba, son unos pocos en éste pais y llegaron hace muy poco tiempo.

    En la tierras prestadas del extranjero parecen llevar siempre en la frente la marca del sitio de donde vienen. Los cubanos llevan a Cuba. La enaltecen y la honran, porque ademas de en la frente la llevan en el corazón.

    Pero hay algo en el desterrado cubano, a mi juicio, superior a esa actividad profesional triunfante, y es su odio al despotismo del que huyen, su amor a la tierra que dejaron. Eso lo separa y lo define. Eso da a sus triunfos en medio del desarraigo, una grandeza que de otro modo no tendría. Por qué, preguntan algunos, no se acaban de quedar tranquilos los exiliados cubanos?

    Por que no aceptan de una vez que perdieron la batalla? Se han afincado definitivamente en estas tierras hospitalarias que los han acogido y donde viven en lo material muchas veces mejor que como vivian en Cuba. Los que se preguntan ésto, no conocen a los cubanos. El cubano sabe esto. Aun teniendolo todo, si les falta Cuba, no tienen nada. Quizas por ello han hecho su Cuba aquí. Saben mas todavía que esta prosperidad de que disfrutan, lejos de su isla hambreada y aterrada, es en cierto modo una forma de traición. Por eso, si se le mira bien, se verá que a veces parece que el cubano rie, pero en realidad esta llorando por dentro.

    Le nace el hijo, le crece, se le gradua en la Universidad, pero el cubano suspira. Ay, si estuviera en mi Cuba! Compra una casa, un auto, o una lancha y sigue suspirando. Ay! Si todo esto lo tuviera en Cuba! De una manera misteriosa, que no puede definir, hay un vinculo con aquello que tira de aquí hacia allá. Ahora que perdió a su pais, sabe que no puede vivir sin Cuba, y la sueña de noche, y le agiganta los valores y la embellece y la idealiza, y se culpa de no haberla entendido mejor, y la recrea en su cantos y bailes, y la revive en sus historias en sus costumbres y en sus comidas.

    Por que compran hoy los cubanos mas libros cubanos que nunca? Por que tienen sus casas, sus negocios y sus oficinas llenas de palmas, de banderas, de escudos y de retratos de Jose Marti? Por qué aunque sean USA citizens SIGUEN SIENDO CUBANOS? Por qué se reunen en sus municipios formados en el exilio, borrando antiguos antagonismos de partido o clase?

    Porque el cubano sabe que lo unico auténticamente suyo fue SU CUBA y que a ella quisiera el poder regresar. No les preocupa que le devuelvan la residencia o el negocio, si lo tenian. Lo unico que desean es volver a su tierra. La casa donde nació esta destruída, al pueblo se lo han puesto desconocido, la madre ha muerto. Pero no importa. El exiliado cubano quiere de todos modos ir a esa casa, a ese pueblo y a esa tumba. La Patria empieza ahí. En el exilio tropieza, yerra y se equivoca, pero está salvado tambien porque en el fondo de su ser nunca traicionó a Cuba.

    Cuando llegue ese momento muchos volveran, otros no podran hacerlo, pero las semillas que dejaron donde estuvieron exiliados no los olvidará, perdurarán por siempre y para siempre porque lo hicieron con mucho sacrificio, tenacidad y amor. Y aunque a lo mejor no tendremos la oportunniad de leerlo, muchos escribirán sobre su paso aquí para orgullo de sus descendientes.


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    Wednesday, July 25, 2007


    Zulu Pigeon

    A transponder, either directly hit or affected by nearby lightning, exploded with a flash and loud bang and sent debris flying at least 30 feet. A pigeon who had been on the line, flew up, hovered for about 5 seconds and sat right back down on the line.

    Bad asses know no species-limitations.


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    Wednesday, June 27, 2007


    Christopher Buckley

    From the book, Thank You for Smoking: Tobacco company executive addressing his cowed sales team:

    People, what is going on out there? I look down this table, all I see are white flags. Our numbers are down all across the board. Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a shit from heaven! We don't sell Tic-Tacs for Christ's sake. We sell cigarettes. And they're cool and available and addictive. The job is almost done for us!


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    Friday, June 8, 2007

    Surf's Up by Daniel Costales -- # 41486

    This movie was about a penguin named Cody Maverick who was the only surfer in his town. He had a brother and a mom. When he was young he met a legend name big Z. He was the one who really taught him surfing. All his life, Cody wanted to be just like him. But one day, a whale came to take any surfer to Penguin ‘U’ for the Big Z. Memorial surf-off.

    When they got there, they found that Cody, couldn't see what he could do and left. But Cody chased after them and eventually came back to surf. On the way there he met a chicken named Chicken Joe, who was also a surfer who came from Wisconsin. When they got there, Cody saw Big Z’s shrine from his death, then he saw the champ who was named Tank Evans. When he was there, he did a one-on-one with him, lost, and step on a red urchin. So the lifeguard took him to a tree where this man was and cured him by peeing on his foot. A little later, Cody took him to a beach and then realized that he was Big Z, and realized that he didn't die. Then later on, the surf-off began and Tank Evans, Cody Maverick, and Chicken Joe were the finalists. Cody lost trying to save Chicken Joe from Tank Evans.


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    Monday, May 28, 2007


    Indiana Jones 4 by Nicole Galego


    This past weekend, my family and I went to the movies to see Indiana Jones. As anyone else would, I had high expectations for the film due to the prior success of the famous Indiana Jones trilogy. I was excited to see what this new plot had to offer.

    With past events like rolling boulders, temples of doom and cracking whips, I was experiencing a mixture of confusion and disappointment when I sat down to find a storyline full of paranormal discoveries, Russian communists and glowing skulls. Although some people were fascinated by the newer events in Indiana's adventures, I was unfazed by Steven Spielberg's attempts to have the last movie of the bunch be fresh & comedic.


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    Monday, April 23, 2007


    Words That Work by Frank Luntz

    I was listening to an audio book [Words That Work] by Frank Luntz. He is known for his political work, but much of his insights are applicable outside the political arena. His main point is summarized in the following sentence;

    It's not what you say, it's what people hear.
    I've heard him on Fox discuss the ANWAR controversy and make the following point; exploring for alternate sources of energies is a better message than than drilling for oil, even if they constitute the same thing. It's one of those things which are annoyingly true. Below are his 10 rules of effective communication:
    1. Simplicity: Use small words. Avoid words that might force someone to reach for the dictionary, because most Americans won't.
    2. Brevity: Use short sentences. Be brief as possible. Never us a sentence when a phrase will do.
    3. Credibility Is as Important as Philosophy. People have to believe it to buy it. If your words lack sincerity or if they contradict accepted facts, circumstances or perceptions, they will lack impact.
    4. Consistency Matters. Repetition. Repetition. Repetition.
    5. Novelty: Offer something new. Words that work often involve a new definition of an old idea.
    6. Sound and Texture Matter. A string of words that have the same first letter, the same sound or the same syllabic cadence is more memorable than a random collection of sounds.
    7. Speak Aspirationally. The key to successful aspirational language is to personalize and humanize the message to trigger an emotional remembrance.
    8. Visualize. Paint a vivid picture.
    9. Ask a Question. A statement put in the form of a rhetorical question can have much greater impact than a plain assertion.
    10. Provide Context and Explain Relevance. You have to give people the "why" of a message before you tell them the "therefore" and the "so what."


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    Monday, January 1, 2007


    January 2008 – Business & Tax reminders

    01/01 - Federal [Bank] Holiday

    01/07 - IRA reminder - eligible to make IRA contributions up until April 15th

    01/15 - All employers - payroll taxes due for monthly deposit filers

    01/15 - Individuals. Make a payment of your estimated tax for 2007 if you did not pay your income tax for the year through withholding (or did not pay in enough tax that way). Use Form 1040-ES. This is the final installment date for 2007 estimated tax. However, you do not have to make this payment if you file your 2007 return (Form 1040) and pay any tax due by January 31, 2008.

    01/21 - Federal [Bank] Holiday - MLK Day

    01/22 - State of Florida sales taxes are due

    01/31 - All businesses - furnish Forms 1098 & 1099 to applicable recipients

    01/31 - All employers - deposit FUTA tax owed thru Dec 2007 - if $500 or less

    01/31 - All employers - Form 941, Employer's QUARTERLY Federal Tax Return. This form is due 1 month after the calendar quarter ends. Use it to report social security and Medicare taxes and withheld income taxes on wages if your employees are not farm workers or household employees.

    01/31 - All employers. Give your employees their copies of Form W-2 for 2007 by January 31, 2008. If an employee agreed to receive Form W-2 electronically, post it on a website accessible to the employee and notify the employee of the posting by January 31.


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    Sunday, October 1, 2006


    When to Depart The Departed

    October 2006

    We are out there among you. We represent an outwardly unidentifiable sub-culture of intense movie fans that regard casual movie fans as unconscionable dilettantes. Outside the movie theaters, we can’t even tell who our fellow members are until someone goes into just a little too much detail or describes with just a little too much intensity a scene from some movie. That type of innocuous behavior may go undetected with the masses, but to fellow celluloid freaks (FCF’s), it represents a clarion call as effective as smoke signals among the Iroquois Indians. FCF’s are frequently surprised to discover one another. Once I was attempting to recall a classic movie line, “Luke, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate ” at a trendy happy hour bar and an unknown guy walked up to our group. He looked as though he had stepped out of one of those magazines which feature very attractive humans who stare somberly into the camera lens seemingly either puzzled by their genetic good fortune or miffed by the request to spit out their gum. He proceeded to repeat the line perfectly. Curiosity very temporarily getting the better of jealousy, I asked when he last saw the movie. “Years ago as a kid”, he responded. I was both impressed and depressed; I had seen the movie three times while on vacation with my kids just two weeks ago and had been flubbing it badly. Fearful that he would soon regale the group with details from his recent volunteer efforts in Calcutta – we, OK me, proceeded to subtly communicate that the Kumbaya moment had passed, so don’t let the door hit your phony light saber on the way out buddy. But, I digress.

    That incident now makes me think about how FCF’s can identify themselves to one another. First, do we even want to know who other FCF’s are, a cautious yes. Special handshakes are out of course, my gut instinct is that a good many FCF’s rarely have, or deserve, human contact outside of family members. But since people have an innate need to stratify themselves , we can steer that stratification towards movies that have the right stuff - Tom Wolfe and by extension, Max Weber would approve. Clearly the two movies about the Corleone family should form the basis for any litmus test. We’ll start out slow; what did Clemenza ask Paulie Gatto to do and in which movie ? Or perhaps we should focus more on our fascination with movie minutia? Actually, forget those litmus tests. I have a better one. But first, let’s digress.

    So what thoughts go through the head of an FCF as he watches a movie? Let’s use The Departed (# 42788) as an example. The movie was directed by Martin Scorsese and earns its R rating. I’ll dispense with any pretense to objectivity and tell you why I love Scorsese’s movies and this one in particular.

    From my untrained and sycophantic eye, part of what makes him great – the ability to tell a great story is a given - is how he moves the camera and his extensive use of music. A great example of camera movement is in how Scorsese used a Steadicam to enhance the movie viewing experience in Goodfellas. In a long uncut segment of the movie, we move along with the actors through a constant jumble of people, the Copacabana’s kitchen and right up to the just prepared table, right next to the stage of course, to listen to Bobby Vinton . Or the time the camera rushed up to the lovely face of Rosanna Arquette as she smiled, I was mesmerized, to put it politely. A nothing scene had engrossed me – granted the credit should probably be distributed between Scorsese and Ms Arquette – but it’s an example of what I don’t notice in the work of other directors.

    Scorsese also uses sound like some of the thugs he frequently portrays might use a 2x4 piece of wood; frequently twisting the volume knob, jarring use of sound editing and soundtracks replete with pop songs from the particular era. Mostly though, he is able to get me to feel his movies. I remember nervously watching a coked-out Ray Liotta avoid the cops and wondering, why am I nervous? Early on in The Departed, as Gimme Shelter , prophetically fills our ears and the camera slithers around the corner and into the local grocery – not unlike a rat sniffing for food – you feel uncomfortable as you watch the victimizer lining up his prey.

    The inhabitants of that grocery store badly needed shelter from the local crime boss. His face initially obscured in the opening scenes, we are drawn into a world where appearances don’t just fail to tell the whole story; they routinely get it completely wrong. OK, we got our bad guy, complete with red background and devilish facial features; we got our damaged but essentially good guy hero, we got a love interest – we’re ready, let’s go. So off we go - following the paths of two recent Massachusetts State Police graduates with growing anticipation and increasing revulsion at the frequent tally of the un-dearly departed.

    Soon after graduation, the movie departs from typical police drama formula by giving us one unforgettable version of how people are selected for police undercover work. Forget the Best and the Brightest, this selection process had more in common with the Best and the Tightest – psychologically that is. A graduate is ‘invited’ to do undercover work by having his family background brutally exposed. We’ve seen good cop, bad cop performed before, just never on fresh cop. The seemingly sadistic technique does appear to be effective though. Just when you think they got lucky that someone with the background of Leonardo DiCaprio’s character – Billy Costigan, the one recruited to be an undercover cop - entered the academy, you realize that the undercover recruitment efforts did not start with that interrogation. Just when you think that Billy Costigan could never have realized what he was signing up for, you realize no one would sign up if they realized what they were signing up for. Unexpectedly, a serious thought wades in. The next time I am tempted to conclude that people who signed up for military service really should not complain about being thrust into military service, I might recall Billy Costigan and be a little less certain in my views. Just when you start thinking with the movie, you don’t realize it, but you’ve been transported from your reality to another.

    Once transported, FCF’s wonder why it is non-FCF’s wish to return so quickly. Here it is – the litmus test. FCF’s are far likelier to stay in their seats as the credits roll and await the 5-digit Motion Picture Association of America number, which appears at the true end of every movie. Only then can you be assured that every potential ounce of enjoyment has been squeezed from the movie.

    As you sit there, you’ll want to recall the interesting, fun or quirky scenes. You’ll know the scenes are memorable if they embed themselves in your psyche over time; right along-side Michael Corleone’s (first) wedding night and Mel Brooks’ space troopers ‘combing’ the desert. The mind begins to race and catalog the movie-going experiences; a mental ‘sort’ of sorts. I remember the near riot at the summer-time ‘Fun Show’ at the old Paramount Theater downtown when I was 9; or when I was 19, the date, no sure thing , who requested popcorn in the middle of movie. Christ, what were the odds, an un-ethical dilemma halfway through The Warriors ; to butter up or not to butter up? Seconds later, denial scenarios having been exhausted and found wanting, I got up for my refreshment walk of shame – a visible sellout to the movie gods and other FCF’s.

    The credits should mark the start of reflection on the movie, as names and duties stream down the screen. In The Departed, Jack Nicholson performed a hilarious impersonation of a rat. I don’t think I’ll forget that one soon. Jeez, Mark Walberg’s personal assistant is actually named Eric Weinstein like in Entourage! Or that the little girl extra in the airport scene, which you have to Tivo your brain to recall, was named Francesca Scorsese – wow, hope that’s his granddaughter. This is all taken in while blankly staring past those who quickly leave as soon as the credits appear, reality show heathen no doubt.

    Nowadays, as I sit and scan the credits, I often simultaneously ward off the amateurish efforts of my kids, feigning gastrointestinal issues, to leave ‘early’. “I paid for the whole movie,” I frequently and patiently explain to my mortified offspring, who feel the wrath of stares, even in the dark. I trust there will be more things in time, but for now, there is one thing I expect my kids to experience as they, God willing, age. The accuracy of this prediction will be inversely related to the distance between them and their Father. They will remain glued to their movie seats as others depart. Unable or unwilling to explain, that they cannot rise because they are not all there yet; lost in a good movie or a sweet memory.


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    Friday, September 29, 2006


    Degenerate Sports Fan - Sample Citation

    A sample citation and appeal - names redacted to protect the innocent:


    Letter #1_______________________________________
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Jorge Costales
    Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 5:52 PM
    Subject: DSF Citation

    Dear xxx:

    We regret to inform you that you have been issued a Degenerate Sports Fan Citation.

    By scheduling a party for your son during a University of Miami home football game you have shown a callous disregard for the well being of those whose life revolves around meaningless sporting events. I doubt this would have occurred if the Canes had a winning record – forgive me, normally I don't point fingers, except for the giant styrofoam ones. You are of course free to appeal this Citation directly to the xxx2 noting any extenuating circumstances - i.e. late schedule announcements (weak!). But given the performance of his team [St Louis Cardinals] recently, success appears as likely as an Islamic Jihadist Gay Day Parade.

    See you Saturday – If you are a Satellite subscriber, please have an antenna enabled television available in case of inclement weather.

    Jorge



    Letter #2________________________________________
    From: xxx
    Subject: RE: DSF Citation

    Dear Jorge:

    I am very upset that I have been issued a Degenerate Sports Fan Violation for irresponsibly scheduling a party during a UM football game. If sustained, it will mean an end to my perfect record of never having received a DSFV - a feat I share with few.

    It hasn’t been easy over the years. I, like any other degenerate sports fan, have always scheduled family events (baptisms, wedding, funerals) around any event that has a point spread. I am proud to say that until my son’s b-day party I have never put myself or my friends in a game day predicament- except missing the ’88 UM-UCLA game on my honeymoon (but I didn’t drag down anybody with me).

    Although my wife pulled a fast one on me by the timing of this party, I was relieved to see that my friends were not affected by it. You, an experienced degenerate, ignored the invitation. xxx2, also well seasoned, enjoyed the game but showed some weakness by attending the party after the game. xxx3, on the other hand, had to work some magic. He could not avoid xxx3’s wrath so he smoothly convinced her to drop off their daughter and head to a nice restaurant for a romantic dinner - Duffy’s next to a big screen (classic DSF 101).

    Based on my record and the fact that no harm was done I ask that the citation be rescinded.



    Letter #3________________________________________
    From: Jorge Costales
    Subject: RE: DSF Citation

    Dear xxx:

    First I admire the skill of your response – immediately I am on the defensive – please be advised that I most certainly did not ignore the invitation; like xxx2 my intentions were to come by after the game – except my youngest offspring fell asleep – apparently shuttling off to watch the 2nd half of the UM game after a pool party was too tiring; Kids! what are ya gonna do? – so I begin with an apology for the lack of even a drive-by appearance

    Your defense highlights why the Citation was such a difficult decision to begin with. Your seemingly flawless track record; your good-natured willingness to hear oh-so-slightly differing variations of the same Miami Senior High lore from myself or xxx2 in the most inappropriate of circumstances; volunteer coaching background; kids ‘empapado’ in sports. I just didn’t see it coming, which is why it probably hurt so much.

    I want to rescind. But what kind of a message does that send to the aforementioned kids?

    A proposed solution – una escuelita – fortunately one is being offered the weekend of Nov 17th at Casa Manresa – only requirement is to wear a white rose polo shirt to Mass and harass your friends about non-sports related subjects.

    Jorge

    ps - I’m involved in planning another wedding for next summer – contingent parameters include, but are not limited to; MLB All-Star weekend, Tour de France, Zo’s Summer Grove, Heat Summer Camp & Disney blackout weekends. The one problem is with Marlin home dates which are released late, but I am in contact with MLB as we speak.


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