Saturday, February 4, 2012

reagan srewtape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcSm-KAEFFA

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Thursday, February 2, 2012


Cuban Government's Not Through Begging

Dear Diary,

Today I learned that if Florida State universities could only redirect 37% of their office supplies budget towards Cuban street croquette makers ... yada yada yada ... another day, another plan to redirect the lawn chairs on the Cuban Titanic. I can assure the apologists for the Cuban regime that their efforts are not in vain. I take pleasure in their failure.

One of my favorite Far Side cartoons had a dog standing on its hind legs and pointing a gun at it's owners as they ate dinner. The caption read: "I'm THROUGH begging!" That dog must have had more heart than the Castro brothers. I know this because far from being bothered by the fact that their country is sustained by the scraps from one US working class immigrant community, the Castro brothers are actually pining for a bigger bowl.

Finally, communist leadership has turned Cuba into the type of country that a Harry Callahan can love, one that knows its limitations. If I was a better Catholic, I wouldn't be able to take off my Catholic 'hat.' But since I'm not, it comes off, sometimes unconsciously, but sometimes not. When it's off and I think of Cuba, there is no pity. There is an appreciation for the concept that ideas have consequences, especially bad ones. And I think that is a good thing.

For my parents generation, and specifically for my Father who is longer around to see it, when I see what has become of those who kept him away from the country he loved and would not allow him to attend the funeral of his Mother, then there truly is no pity. That part of me looks forward to day -- I expect this scene to be repeated often until death do me part -- when I ask those who were committed Communists or who defend family that were, how it feels to have been so spectacularly wrong.

However, I will not press that point too strongly. Because I'd like the conversation to move on to the question of which personality traits are required to live day after day, year after year, in such a terrible system. When we hit about three personality traits [resourcefulness, etc.] that is when I plan to engage. Because the point that I truly wish to make -- hat in hand no doubt -- is to ask why cowardice isn't on the list?

At that point, it really doesn't matter what is said after. In effect, I seek to leave a neutron-like bomb in their thoughts. I don't have a vested interest in when it goes off. As long as I know that I have used every ounce of street and book smarts at my disposal to be confident that it will go off at some point. When H. Lector induced a fellow inmate to commit suicide, I took notes.

I can't stand the thought of those complicit in the governance of Castro's Cuba not being haunted by their involvement for the rest of their lives. I swear that I have fantasies about calling out communist sympathizers at my nursing home. Exposing their true allegiances during bingo. You know the old saying, 'if you can see it despite the cataracts....'

Putting my 'hat' back on and thinking about the Caribbean. There is one country that deserves our prayers and money. A country in who a significant part of the country was not complicit in its misery. That country is Haiti.

But I will never forget Cuba. You see my dog's food bowl is getting a little run down. I was going to throw it away, but if can help just one Communist party member, then it will be worth it. I just have to find a way to get it to them. Brother, can you spare a corner of that gusano? Hey, they won't even need to change the name, Fifi [spelled El-Meon in Arabic].


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Thursday, January 26, 2012


Do Steelers Fans Have Daughters?

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10105/1050765-100.stm

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/10/sports/football/10nfl.html?scp=18&sq=Roethlisberger&st=cse

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/16/sports/football/16steelers.html?scp=3&sq=Roethlisberger%20and%20DNA&st=cse

Remember the scene in A Few Good Men, where the [cruise] confronts [jack] with the inconsistency in his testimony

If Roethlisberger did not assault the young woman, why were they disappointed in his behavior - which part of the story is more unbelievable - that 4 young women who attend a junior college decided to frame a

benefir of the doubt

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Homer Simpson Catholic

http://blog.beliefnet.com/deaconsbench/2010/10/homer-simpson-catholic.html

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Saturday, January 21, 2012


The Jose Canseco of Episcopalians

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Thursday, October 27, 2011


How Can I Lift Thee, Let Me Count The Ways

The Cuba Study Group is a

These are actual headlines:

  • 10/14/10 - Twitter’s Glitch: An Opportunity for Cuba and the U.S.
  • 10/04/10 - A New Release of Political Prisoners in Cuba
  • 09/28/10 - Ease travel to Cuba, help spur reform








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Tuesday, October 11, 2011


A Long Life?

We all want a long life right? I'm torn between the views of Woody Allen and Thomas à Kempis:

  • Allen: ... life is full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, ... and it's all over much too quickly.
  • Kempis: What good is it to live a long life when we amend that life so little? Indeed, a long life does not always benefit us, but on the contrary, frequently adds to our guilt. Would that in this world we had lived well throughout one single day. Many count up the years they have spent in religion but find their lives made little holier. If it is so terrifying to die, it is nevertheless possible that to live longer is more dangerous. Blessed is he who keeps the moment of death ever before his eyes and prepares for it every day.
The Nobel Prize awarded in Literature to Mario Vargas Llosa.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011


Short Story

He'd always admired logical people. We tend to admire that which we lack. Logical was good, logical should have meant no regrets. So being logical about his faith had brought him to this point.

The point of life was to love and serve God. God is best served through service to our fellow man, the least among us the better. We know from experience that we as humans will sin despite our best intentions. God gives us the sacrament of reconciliation so that we can achieve or return to a state of grace.

But that always struck him as a bizarrely unsatisfactory arrangement. Let me get this straight, he thought, we basically play musical chairs with our eternal salvation. Knowing that we will sin and knowing that death comes like a thief in the night, how do we sleep at night? Most of us sleep just fine. The next thought hit him hard. Those who sleep well at night do so because they don't really believe. They don't really believe in Hell. They have soft thoughts becasue they don't have the heart to see how badly they fail god on a daily basis. they avert their eyes from the truth of depth of their unbelief and then hope that god will have mercy upon their soles

Man that's not good enough. I mean seriously, if there's a God, a Heaven and Hell and the Bible is meant to be read, studied, meditated upon and mostly prayed over, - then 99% of the Catholics he knew, including himself were engaged in wishful, and frankly irresponsible and or negligent wishful thinking. he was on that road to. but something happened - he had a moement of, cant really call it grace - more like a clarity about a dream, which like remembering dreams he expected to fade away but it didn't - it came more and more into into focus as time passed

not to put to fine a point on it - but basically he needed to achieve a state of grace and hope to die - not suicide of course - but there are plenty of dangerous jobs out there

i mean to the extent we want to live, isnt t hat hedging our bets that the life we know here is it?

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Monday, September 12, 2011


My 3rd Game at Wrigley Field

I will be at the game - pre-posting - 1st two games were memorable
cincinatti again
didnt knwo who Maddux was, neither did he




fri game - http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-scores/boxscore.php?boxid=198809020CHN
sat game - http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-scores/boxscore.php?boxid=198809030CHN
maddux - http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=maddugr01





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Saturday, July 9, 2011


Love At Font Sight

There is font and then there is font

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Monday, March 7, 2011


Miami Heat: A Fan's Plea to Keep Track Of All Those Jumping Off The Bandwagon

Before you have even one word of conversation with anyone about the Heat today, you need to get them on the record in response to one question. The question's genesis is rooted in more serious topics -- from friend and occasional guest blogger Wichi -- but can be relevant elsewhere. The question is, in or out?

Do they think the Heat will win this year? Yes or no. If the person attempts to answer that they believe the Heat can win, if they do a better job of ... yada yada yada. Please inform them that that was not the question being asked and make a note that you are dealing with a weasel [i.e. Yankee fan]. Then ask them again, slowly, do they think the Heat will win this year?

File the answer away in a safe place. If their answer today is no and the Heat go on to win the NBA Championship, it is your job to remind them of their answer for the rest of their natural lives. Trust me on this one, the joy derived from such reminders will rival any fun derived from the actual team win.

Assuming we expand Teddy Roosevelt's 'Man in the Arena' concept to include those who support those literally in the Arena, then today's Heat detractors fit the "cold and timid souls" description nicely.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011


Robert Kagan: Why No Love For Colombia?

Before Egyptian protests initially began on Jan 25th, Robert Kagan had an Op-Ed in the Jan 23rd Washington Post which stated the following:

But sometimes American policy is as incomprehensible as it is regrettable, as damaging to our interests as to our ideals. Consider the case of two countries: Colombia and Egypt. They're both important to American interests. Colombia is on the front lines in the war against narcotics traffickers and narcoterrorists in Latin America. It is a staunch pro-American ally in a region threatened by Venezuela's tyrannical Hugo Chavez and his various cronies in Bolivia, Ecuador and Nicaragua. Egypt has been an important player in the Arab world; it maintains a cold but durable peace with Israel and is an ally against Iran and in the fight against radical Islamic terrorism. Both Colombia and Egypt have received billions of dollars in U.S. aid over the years.

Now for the differences. Colombia is a democratic success story. Once plagued by guerrilla insurgencies and murderous paramilitaries, with wealthy drug lords controlling major cities, Colombia is in the midst of a political and economic renaissance. Under the brilliant and enlightened democratic leadership of Alvaro Uribe for eight years, the narcoterrorist FARC was beaten back, the drug cartels of Cali and Medellin were all but destroyed, and a poor human rights record began to improve. Last summer Colombia held free and fair presidential elections, and already, Juan Manuel Santos has demonstrated a remarkably open and liberal approach to governing. As The Post's Juan Forero recently reported, Santos has pushed legislation to compensate victims of Colombia's long guerrilla war, including those who suffered at the hands of security forces. He is trying to return millions of acres stolen from campesinos by corrupt politicians. In a world where democracy is retreating and authoritarianism is advancing, Colombia stands out brightly against the trend.
For now, the amazing the timing of Kagan's comments -- in effect having history confirm his analysis in a matter of days -- is overshadowing the 2nd country in his analysis. Why the hostility towards Colombia by the Obama Administration? Why would an Administration struggling to 'appear' more amenable to free-market solutions oppose a free-trade agreement negotiated and signed five years ago with a strong ally? I think the answer is tied to the reasons the Administration supported former President Zelaya's efforts to replicate a Chavez-stlye subversion of democracy in Honduras.

Here's my shot at why. His political roots are with the Left. While he has shown the discipline to do what is necessary to get and stay in power [i.e. Afghanistan], at some point a person's early influences and psychological allegiances matter. Maybe because a part of them resents that Colombia defeated the FARC guerrillas. Why would they have any allegiance towards the narcoterrorist FARC? Who knows, maybe they grew up rooting for so-called Latin American revolutionaries and resented Reagan's support of the Contras in Nicaragua. Proxy payback anyone?

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The Egypt-Colombia dichotomy - By Robert Kagan
Sunday, January 23, 2011;

American foreign policy, like any nation's, can be hypocritical, selfish, riddled with contradictions and double standards. A president may proclaim his commitment to democracy in soaring rhetoric one day and in the next turn a blind eye to repressive behavior by some government deemed important to U.S. interests. Squaring ideals with more tangible interests is a tricky business.

But sometimes American policy is as incomprehensible as it is regrettable, as damaging to our interests as to our ideals. Consider the case of two countries: Colombia and Egypt. They're both important to American interests. Colombia is on the front lines in the war against narcotics traffickers and narcoterrorists in Latin America. It is a staunch pro-American ally in a region threatened by Venezuela's tyrannical Hugo Chavez and his various cronies in Bolivia, Ecuador and Nicaragua. Egypt has been an important player in the Arab world; it maintains a cold but durable peace with Israel and is an ally against Iran and in the fight against radical Islamic terrorism. Both Colombia and Egypt have received billions of dollars in U.S. aid over the years.

Now for the differences. Colombia is a democratic success story. Once plagued by guerrilla insurgencies and murderous paramilitaries, with wealthy drug lords controlling major cities, Colombia is in the midst of a political and economic renaissance. Under the brilliant and enlightened democratic leadership of Alvaro Uribe for eight years, the narcoterrorist FARC was beaten back, the drug cartels of Cali and Medellin were all but destroyed, and a poor human rights record began to improve. Last summer Colombia held free and fair presidential elections, and already, Juan Manuel Santos has demonstrated a remarkably open and liberal approach to governing. As The Post's Juan Forero recently reported, Santos has pushed legislation to compensate victims of Colombia's long guerrilla war, including those who suffered at the hands of security forces. He is trying to return millions of acres stolen from campesinos by corrupt politicians. In a world where democracy is retreating and authoritarianism is advancing, Colombia stands out brightly against the trend.

Egypt, meanwhile, is committing national suicide. The 82-year-old, infirm Hosni Mubarak is entering his fourth decade as dictator. He seems determined to have himself "reelected" in elections planned for September or to hand power to his son Gamel. He has cracked down brutally on domestic dissent, arresting, torturing and murdering bloggers. He has kept an "emergency" law in place throughout his reign. Recent parliamentary elections were so heavily rigged that opposition parties boycotted the runoffs and renounced the few seats they won. After the "Jasmine Revolution" in nearby Tunisia, the Egyptian pot is about to boil over. Yet Mubarak's response has been to turn a deaf ear to persistent calls to free the political system and end human rights abuses.

You might think that the Obama administration would respond accordingly to these situations. Last year, Deputy Secretary of State James Steinberg played a helpful role encouraging Uribe to forgo an unconstitutional third term in office. Today, you might expect the administration to be looking for ways to strengthen this Colombian success story. You would also expect it to be moving swiftly to get ahead of events in Egypt, to use its influence to press Mubarak and his government to open the political system and avert impending disaster.

Unfortunately, you would be mistaken. There is only one thing the United States needs to do for Colombia right now: Pass the free-trade agreement negotiated and signed five years ago. The agreement has economic benefits for both nations. Failure to ratify it this year would be a slap in the face to Colombia's new president and the Colombian people. Rewarding Colombians for their democratic progress would seem to be a no-brainer. But the administration shows no inclination to push the agreement forward, even with the new free-trade-oriented Republican House sure to pass it. Labor leaders, of course, oppose all free-trade agreements. And some human rights groups still want to punish Colombia for abuses committed years ago, and some in the administration agree.

In Egypt, the human rights abuses are not a decade old. They happen every day. Is the Obama administration exacting any price for this behavior? Have the president and secretary of state made clear to Mubarak that if he doesn't open up the political process to genuine competition, allow international election monitors to ensure the integrity of the electoral process, lift the state of emergency and put an end to torture and police brutality, he will not only destroy Egypt but also damage U.S.-Egyptian relations? Hillary Clinton gave a fine speech in Doha this month on the need for Arab governments to make room for civil society, but when she met with the Egyptian foreign minister right before the November elections she said not a word about Egyptian politics. President Obama has made fine statements about America's interest in supporting democracy around the world, but when he called Mubarak after the eruption in Tunisia, he said nothing about the dangers of a similar eruption in Egypt. The administration has made almost no change in a decades-old policy of clinging to Mubarak, despite the evidence that the man is steering his country toward disaster.

How to explain these two wrongheaded policies, both so at odds with American ideals and interests? Don't bother. Just hope the administration stumbles toward the right answers before it's too late.

Robert Kagan, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution, writes a monthly column for The Post.
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Monday, February 14, 2011


Leaders Who Believe In Free-Markets

The WSJ's great Mary Anastasia O'Grady reports on one country's efforts to create free-market oriented cities. The country has leaders who make the type of statements noted below.

Leader 1 - What I love about the concept is two things. First, that we will employ the best practices from similar projects around the world that have been successful. Second that it is entirely voluntary for people to move in. They are the ones who will protect it.

Leader 2 - If we want to develop we have to find a way to counterbalance the populism that causes us so much harm. The model city is a way of decentralizing power and connecting people to their government.
Pop quiz: The above quotes come from one of the following [as in all multiple-choice questions, 2 of the possible answers are absurd]:
  1. Obama Administration officials
  2. Islamic Brotherhood
  3. Hong Kong
  4. Hounduras
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PS. In response to hundreds of reader comments, while they might be kindred spirits in some respects, answers #1 & #2 are not the same.

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Honduras's Experiment With Free-Market Cities - A poor country considers a new way to stimulate private investment.

By MARY ANASTASIA O'GRADY - Tegucigalpa, Honduras

What advocate of free markets hasn't, at one time or another, fantasized about running away to a desert island to start a country where economic liberty would be the law of the land? If things go according to plan, more than one such "island" may soon pop up here.

Honduras calls these visionary islands "model cities," and as the Journal's David Wessel reported from Washington 10 days ago, the Honduran Congress is expected to soon pass an amendment to the constitution that would clear the way to put the concept into action.

The idea is simple: A sizable piece of unpopulated government land is designated for use as a model city. A charter that will govern the city is drafted and the Congress approves it. A development authority is appointed by the national government. The authority signs contracts with the investors who will develop the infrastructure. The city opens for business under rules that act as a magnet for investment.

Sound fanciful? Perhaps, until the chief architect of the plan, 35-year-old Octavio Sánchez, points out that "model cities" are nothing new. "What I love about the concept," President Porfirio Lobo's chief of staff tells me in an interview, "is two things. First, that we will employ the best practices from similar projects around the world that have been successful. Second that it is entirely voluntary for people to move in. They are the ones who will protect it."

During the Cold War, Honduras was known mostly for its loyalty to the U.S. In 2009 it gained fame for deposing Manuel Zelaya because he was trying to extend his presidency in violation of the nation's constitution. Honduras refused to comply with international demands to restore Mr. Zelaya to power. Now the little country that stood up to the world to defend its democracy seems to be affirming a belief that it needs to change if it wants to ward off future assaults on freedom.

New York University economist Paul Romer is a global champion of the same concept by another name. Here's how Mr. Romer described his "charter cities" in a Jan. 25 interview with the Council on Foreign Relations' Sebastian Mallaby: "Some group of people who are willing to try something different say: Let's go off by ourselves. We'll develop both different laws, perhaps, but importantly, different norms about right and wrong. We'll reinforce that in our little culture that operates separately. And then, if these turn out to be a success . . . we'll not only demonstrate to others that there's something better, but we'll also provide a mechanism where people can move from the equilibrium where one set of rules and norms prevails to this other one."

The germination of model cities for Honduras started in Honduras. The reason is not hard to discern. Reformers have spent years trying to liberalize the economy only to be thwarted by special interests.

As Mr. Sánchez, who also worked in the government of President Ricardo Maduro (2002-06), puts it: "For me, for a very long time, it has been obvious that with the current system, we are going nowhere." The young lawyer says that almost a decade ago he began thinking about whether it would be possible to designate a small place where all the pro-market reforms would be law. He had no doubt that such a zone would grow fast and that the ideas behind it would spread.

Over time the concept evolved and the 2009 political crisis seems to have generated interest in new ideas. In an interview here last week President Lobo told me that his polling shows that among Hondurans familiar with the proposal, there is broad support.

The amendment is expected to pass Congress within the next three months. This week Mr. Sánchez and Mr. Lobo will travel to South Korea and Singapore, where they will analyze successful model cities to aid in drawing up the first charter. They will also be looking for investors. Mr. Sánchez says that it is important that more than one model city is launched so that rule designers will have to compete.
Can it work? The critics—who interestingly enough seem to be mostly failed planning or development "experts"—say it is unlikely because, well, this is Honduras. But Mr. Sánchez is not deterred. He points out that both Japan and Chile were once proclaimed culturally incapable of development. He also argues that history is on Honduras's side. Separate legal systems inside cities generated untold prosperity as far back as the 14th century in Northern Europe's Hanseatic League and more recently in places like the Chinese city of Shenzhen.

Former president Ricardo Maduro is also a fan. "If we want to develop we have to find a way to counterbalance the populism that causes us so much harm. The model city is a way of decentralizing power and connecting people to their government."

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Saturday, February 12, 2011


Verizon iPhone an improvement?

Perception: Verizon is superior to AT&T, so their iPhone is the better buy.

Reality: Verizon voice calls are better, but their data network is inferior.

This according to the WSJ's Walt Mossberg:
What about the trade-offs? Chief among them is data speed. I performed scores of speed tests on the two phones, which I used primarily in Washington, and its Maryland and Virginia suburbs, and for part of one day at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport. In these many tests, despite a few Verizon victories here and there, AT&T’s network averaged 46% faster at download speeds and 24% faster at upload speeds. This speed difference was noticeable while doing tasks like downloading large numbers of emails, or waiting for complicated Web pages to load. AT&T’s speeds varied more while Verizon’s were more consistent, but overall, AT&T was more satisfying at cellular data.

Also, because Verizon’s iPhone—like most other Verizon phones—doesn’t work on the world-wide GSM mobile-phone standard, you can’t use it in most countries outside the U.S. AT&T’s iPhone does work on this standard, and can be used widely abroad, albeit at very high roaming rates. In the midst of my testing, I had to travel to Hong Kong, one of the few countries where the Verizon iPhone functions. But even there, it only worked for voice, not data, at least in the areas where I was working. The AT&T model handled both voice and data everywhere I tried it there.


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Friday, February 11, 2011


Milton Friedman on Hayek

Perception: Milton Friedman was a conservative.

Reality: Friedman, and Hayek, saw themselves as radical in attacking the root of the problem [socialism].

Tyler Cowen from Marginal Revolution recommended this C-SPAN Book TV video from 1994 featuring Milton Friedman being interviewed by Brian Lamb about the 50th anniversary release of Hayek's book The Road to Serfdom. At the 50:30 mark, when asked about Kenneth Galbraith, Friedman explains beautifully about the difference between socialism and freedom and why he is no conservative, as we now -- now being the latter half of the 20th century, hey the dude was born in 1912 -- define it. So while someone like Friedman would probably have issues with the particulars of specific Tea Party proposals, I believe he would have supported the movement itself.

How good was Milton Friedman? He's been dead for 5 years and the hyper-partisan Paul Krugman is still afraid to cross him.


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Thursday, January 20, 2011


Vortex Discharges, Snickers and Communism

There are various one-liners ricocheting off each other in my head. The lines are like pliant pets, once in the brain, their sole purpose is to be ready if called to the vortex by some seemingly random triggering event, irrespective of the period they spent dormant. More than one of those lines came from a Woody Allen movie or book [p.48 plz]. One of the lines entailed Allen patiently explaining to his dinner hosts that he would gladly eat any meat they would have cooked, given that he only practices vegetarianism at home. Since then, whenever I spot half-hearted wannabe posers, other than in the mirror, the movie scene plays in my head.

The latest triggering event came as a result of a Catholic men's group, Emmaus, which I am a part of, and how we handle paying for meals when we get a large group together. [Vortex discharge - Mel Brooks line about the waiter at the Last Supper asking, 'separate checks?']. We began to have an issue that those of us who remained to pay for the bill often had to put in additional money. We quickly decided that everybody pays $20 -- most of the menu is around $10-12 plus a couple of pitchers and appetizers for the group -- problem seemingly solved.

Except that it turns out that if people showed up and weren't that hungry, had recently measured their cholesterol, or were just allowing their liver's to dry out, then the $20 flat rate got a little grating. In addition, once the flat rate went into effect, the advantage clearly shifted from the cheap bastards to the stragglers. Now instead of having to fork over more money, we were left with excess funds despite a generous tip. Returning the money was viewed as impractical. [Vortex discharge - Barzini .... 'after all we're not Communists'].

I forget what came first, the idea that returning the excess funds was impractical or the Ice Cream Snickers bars. See what we decided to do with the excess monies was to eat Ice Cream Snickers bars until the excess funds were used up. I've bought and eaten Ice Cream Snickers bars all across this great country of ours, but none have tasted as good as those paid for by my unsuspecting brethren in the Faith.

Nothing like a little real world research -- or as we like to say in Miami, 'see this is why communism is such a disaster' -- among friends in the faith to expose and confirm certain sociological / economic ideas.

  • Hypothesis #1 - Lack of ownership equals a lack of accountability. When the early leavers [i.e. cheap bastards] left money, they never seemed to account for the pitchers and wings shared by the group. True.
  • Hypothesis #2 - When there is no direct correlation between effort and reward, effort suffers. The stragglers would have gladly figured out who owed more when they had to make up the difference, but deemed it impractical to return excess funds. True.
  • Hypothesis #3 - Collectivism discourages thrift. While the Pilgrim experience is no doubt instructive, the Snickers Saga is the kill shot, i.e. 'la tapita al pomo.' True.
My only irrational fear in life is being outside Miami on the day the stench of the Castro brothers is removed from Cuba. I have never really thought about what I want to do that day, but now I know that I will be eating an Ice Cream Snickers bar on that day. So let me officially welcome 'Snickers, the Collectivists snack of choice' to the list of vortex discharges.

No mention of Woody Allen would be complete without repeating the joke at the end of Annie Hall - for youtube video click here.
I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011


Abuelo's ALF Spells Trouble for Cuban Goverment

Recently, a Cuban government ministry [i.e. the Castros] issued a comically ungrateful statement bemoaning the fact that the recent Obama administration loosening of travel restrictions did not go far enough.

It made me wonder what a Cuban government official would say if they could speak with impunity.

Do you think your statement will have an effect?
No, but it gives our compañeros in the press an excuse to repeat our appeals.

Is pleading for compassion for a such miserably failed state really in your best interests at this point?
Clearly it may have reached its limits, but we are all grateful for the work. If you would of heard of some of the ideas we rejected, perhaps you would understand why we do what we do.

OK I'll bite, like what?
We have studies which show that Cuban-Americans getting Federal aid through Medicaid are only sending us 19% of their net remittances. That number was in the mid 20's just a few years ago. We believe they can and should do better.

Why haven't they been as generous?
Frankly, the trend towards the use of ALF's--not this kind--has been a serious blow to the Revolution's financial planning. We hope to see some improvement by the so-called death panels. The end of life spending is just out of control.

What will you do now?
Our options are limited, once a patient is accepted ....

No, I meant the Cuban government.
Well my mandate is to get the remittance number into the 30's.

Does not seem terribly realistic.
I view it as my personal sugar harvest quota. Look, no one likes to say it, but given the realities of the shift in Congress, a tragic humanitarian event is our best chance to move the needle on this issue.

Like a hurricane?
Yeah, but we're not even in season. Then again, I was sure in 2008 that Hurricane Ike was our meal ticket. That's one of the negative side effects of being part of such a lengthy revolution, all our assumptions get to play themselves out. It's been a problem truthfully.

That was impressive. You just described the government's ongoing abject failure in neutral terms.
Like Allen Iverson says, practice, practice, practice. In Castro's Cuba, progress is exclusive to the future.

Seriously, no Plan B.
Hey this is a 50 year old regime. The Mouse That Roared wasn't just a movie to us, it represented a plan. We've been propped up by countries in four continents and outsourced to a fifth -- we hate the cold and Australians.

Plan B? We're on plan Omega brother.


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Thursday, December 2, 2010


Yesterday: The Jon Gruden Era at UM

Lyrics from a melancholy acoustic guitar ballad about a break-up:

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Jon Gruden turned down the opportunity to coach the University of Miami's football team. Here's one perspective on why the megalomaniacal albino's no, while clearly not the act of a friend, may not be a bad thing.

Gruden made his mark in winning the Super Bowl in his first year as coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs in 2002. Gruden won [altogether now Cane fans] with Tony Dungy's players and a great defense built by Lane Kiffin. If that seems harsh, consider that Gruden never won another playoff game at Tampa Bay and his teams lost home wild-card playoff games in the two years they did make the playoffs. His final season there featured a team which collapsed after the same Kiffin announced he would be leaving when the season ended. Like Randy Shannon, Gruden was fired from his last coaching job in a year which began with a contract extension.

All in all, Gruden produced a .507 winning percentage in his seven year stint as a NFL head coach with Tampa Bay. I guess the genius bar is much lower in the post-Shula era, but even Trinidadians would blush at this level of limbo.

If, like me, you thought it odd that the negotiations with UM involved his brother. We shouldn't have. Coaching is apparently the most family of businesses. Gruden himself is the son of a coach and the 2nd generation names which have crossed his path in his career include; Griese, Kiffin, McKay, Shula, Simms. The theme from Deliverance would seem a nice fit for this degree of inbreeding.

However, given that Gruden is a fellow Roman Catholic, we shall put the above speculation aside and spare him the Saban treatment [eternal sports (i.e. unactionable) hatred]. But the Gruden era was instructive. As we get ready to watch the Heat travel to Cleveland tonight, if Gruden annoyed us this much in just 24 hours, imagine if they had televised his decision after dragging it out all summer.


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Wednesday, December 1, 2010


Liberal Catholics, Transubstantiation and Boise St

Index of Liberal Catholic Warriors for the Faith:

C'mon guys, don't ever lose your sense of humor. I mean your faith, well.... But never lose your sense of humor. Think of it as the only true historically peer-reviewed commandment.

I used to feel bad for liberal Catholics during the past score-ish years. Clearly discouraged by John Paul II's longevity and succession, their liberalism seemed to represent the 10th step in a 12-step program to leave the Church. Their main concerns have always struck me as more political than spiritual. The list is familiar:
  • Female priests
  • Nuanced stance on abortion
  • Acceptance of homosexuality
One thought bothered me about that list. Transubstantiation. How could they keep transubstantiation off the list for so many years. I mean granted their main issues were literally sexy or sexual, but theologically speaking, they couldn't hold a jock strap [or panty] to transubstantiation in terms of the difficulty of true acceptance of Catholic teaching. That's why transubstantiation is the Boise State of Catholic theology. Think of the scandal if Boise State were kept out of the the BCS title game after 1,863 undefeated years.

Then one day it hit me like as if I was staring at Marcee in a Beautiful Mind. It's not real. Their list is not real. It's interesting and focus-grouped, but it doesn't represent the main concerns of adult Catholics, even liberal ones. A list of real concerns about the difficulty in accepting Catholic teaching would be more varied and less aligned with politically correct issues of the day.

Ever since that day, I'm the jaded guy in the crowd on the ground seemingly unaffected by the threats of 'jumping' from liberal Catholics on the ledge. If asked, my advice would be to go ahead and jump. Who knows, the distance they fall may not be as far as their oscillation would suggest.

If you think that opinion is judgmental, then you need to brush up on the difference between having an opinion on issues in the public domain and the type of judgment we are admonished not to engage in in the scriptures. One involves forming an opinion to the best of our abilities and the other presumes to know God's will. As an example, while I would prefer, if asked, that liberal Catholics jump, that is not judgmental. If I presumed to know where they would land when they jumped, now that's judgmental.

I recommend Fr Barron's take on the issue, although I doubt he would reciprocate.


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Tuesday, November 30, 2010


Three Pages into Three Thousand Years

Three pages into Three Thousand Years and I have an issue. A new low.

Advent is a good reminder to attempt to deepen the faith. So when I read great things about Christianity: The First Three Thousand Years, I bought the used book and began to read with little expectations of finishing the 1,016 page book, but expecting to gain a better historical perspective in specific areas which interested me. The author, Diarmaid MacCulloch, was apparently a lapsed Anglican who was raised in the faith and treated his subject with respect.

Using my Mortimer Adler training, I began with the part of the book which most interested me, Chapter 3: A Crucified Messiah. Just three pages in I came across my first bomb:

Luke's birth narrative, the more elaborate [Matthew is the other] explains that Jesus's parents traveled from Nazareth to Bethlehem at the time of Jesus's birth because they had to comply with the residence terms of a Roman imperial census for tax purposes .... This does not ring true ... Roman authorities would not have held a census in a client kingdom of the empire such as Herod's, and in any case there is no record elsewhere of such an empire-wide census, which would certainly have left traces around the Mediterranean. The story seems to embody a confusion with a well-attested Roman imperial census which certainly did happen, but in 6 CE, far too late for the birth of Jesus [the birth is estimated between 7 and 4 BE], and long remembered as a traumatic event because it was the first real taste of what direct Roman rule meant for Judea. The suspicion therefore arises that someone writing a good deal later, rather hazy about the chronology of decades before, has been fairly cavalier with the story of Jesus's birth, for reasons other than retrieving events as they actually happened.
In a thousand page book, I expected to read a lot of hedging about conflicting accounts. But here MacCulloch calls Luke a liar [naturally using testosterone-deficient language, i.e. cavalier], with no attempt to reconcile the dates giving Luke the benefit of the doubt. What a prick.

In didn't take much research to discover that there are plenty of explanations for the discrepancy. The most complete explanation was provided by a blog post by J. Hampton Keathley, III titled, Acclamations of the Birth of Christ (Luke 2:1-20). Keathley summarizes the issue:
Critics have challenged Luke's statement because they claim Josephus, a Jewish historian, placed this [census] at least ten years later [6 CE] after Archelaus had been deposed and Quirenius had been sent as a Syrian magistrate in charge of this registration. Their point is Quirinius did not govern here until several years later.
Keathley then offers three possible solutions for the historical discrepancies:
  1. There were two registrations. There is evidence that such registrations happened periodically about every 14 years and that Quirinius could have been twice in charge of these registrations. Luke shows us from Acts 5:37 that he was aware of the later registration or census of Quirinius, the one reported by Josephus. In other words, Luke shows us from Luke 2:1-2 and Acts 5:37 that there very well could have been two registrations conducted by Quirinius and this fits with archaeological findings as well as with Josephus’ account.
  2. An eminent archaeologist named Jerry Vardaman has done a great deal of work in this regard. He has found a coin with the name of Quirinius on it in very small writing, or what we call ‘micrographic’ letters. This places him as proconsul of Syria and Cilicia from 11 B.C. until after the death of Herod. It means that there were apparently two Quiriniuses. It’s not uncommon to have lots of people with the same Roman names, so there’s no reason to doubt that there were two people by the name of Quirinius. The census would have taken place under the reign of the earlier Quirinius. Given the cycle of a census every fourteen years, that would work out quite well.
  3. Quirinius had a government assignment in Syria at this time and conducted a census in his official capacity. Details of this census may have been common knowledge in Luke’s time but are now lost to us. An incomplete MS describes the career of an officer whose name is not preserved but whose actions sound as if he might have been Quirinius. He became imperial “legate of Syria” for the “second time.” While this is ambiguous, it may be a clue that Quirinius served both at the time of Jesus’ birth and a few years later.
The complete explanation by J. Hampton Keathley, III is copied at end of the post.

Onward, Christian soldiers, page four beckons.

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Acclamations of the Birth of Christ (Luke 2:1-20)
By: J. Hampton Keathley, III

http://bible.org/article/acclamations-birth-christ-luke-21-20#P69_15704

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This brings us back to our passage where we want to observe another historical detail in the account of Christ’s birth—the census to be taken. Again, remember Galatians 4:4 which says, “but when the fulness of time had come, God sent forth His Son, born of a woman …”

“That a decree went out … a census …” The word “census” here is apographo, which means “the taking of a census, registration, or enrollment.” The KJV has “taxed,” but the word actually referred to a census (though a taxing often followed based on the census or registration.) It was a registration for taxing purposes.

Critics have challenged this statement by Luke because they claim Josephus, a Jewish historian, placed this at least ten years later after Archelaus had been deposed and Quirenius had been sent as a Syrian magistrate in charge of this registration. Their point is Quirinius did not govern here until several years later.

Several years ago a writer for Life Magazine, Robert Coughlan used this along with some other things to claim the whole story of Jesus Christ was without historicity and should not be relied upon. But this assumes that we have all the information of this time and know more than Luke could have possibly known.

How do we deal with this apparent historical discrepancy? There is evidence that such registrations happened periodically about every 14 years and that Quirinius could have been twice in charge of these registrations. Luke shows us from Acts 5:37 that he was aware of the later registration or census of Quirinius, the one reported by Josephus. In other words, Luke shows us from Luke 2:1-2 and Acts 5:37 that there very well could have been two registrations conducted by Quirinius and this fits with archaeological findings as well as with Josephus’ account.

There is also another solution proposed by some archaeologists. In discussing the problem of this census with John McRay, a well known archaeologist, Lee Strobel describes part of the conversation with McRay who said in the interview, “An eminent archaeologist named Jerry Vardaman has done a great deal of work in this regard. He has found a coin with the name of Quirinius on it in very small writing, or what we call ‘micrographic’ letters. This places him as proconsul of Syria and Cilicia from 11 B.C. until after the death of Herod.”4

Being somewhat confused by this reply, he asked, “What does this mean?” McRay replied:
It means that there were apparently two Quiriniuses. It’s not uncommon to have lots of people with the same Roman names, so there’s no reason to doubt that there were two people by the name of Quirinius. The census would have taken place under the reign of the earlier Quirinius. Given the cycle of a census every fourteen years, that would work out quite well.5
Walter Liefeld in The Expositors Bible Commentary points out another possible solution.
Quirinius had a government assignment in Syria at this time and conducted a census in his official capacity. Details of this census may have been common knowledge in Luke’s time but are now lost to us (cf. E.M. Blaiklock, “Quirinius,” ZPEB, 5:56). An incomplete MS describes the career of an officer whose name is not preserved but whose actions sound as if he might have been Quirinius. He became imperial “legate of Syria” for the “second time.” While this is ambiguous, it may be a clue that Quirinius served both at the time of Jesus’ birth and a few years later (cf. F.F. Bruce, “Quirinius,” NBD, p. 9).6
Regardless of the view one takes to solve this seeming discrepancy, over and over again archaeology has demonstrated the trustworthiness of the Bible on one supposed discrepancy after another. Luke was a painstakingly accurate historian who carefully investigated everything from the beginning regarding the life of Christ (Luke 1:1-4). In all fairness, we must assume that Luke knew something that we do not and wait for the evidence to come in. Earlier, when Strobel questioned McRay about Luke as a historian, McRay replied:
The general consensus of both liberal and conservative scholars is that Luke is very accurate as a historian, … He’s erudite, he’s eloquent, his Greek approaches classical quality, he writes as an educated man, and archaeological discoveries are showing over and over again that Luke is accurate in what he has to say.”7
In view of these facts, we need to give Luke, who lived then, the benefit of the doubt and wait for more evidence to surface.
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