Showing posts with label Godfather Saga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Godfather Saga. Show all posts

Thursday, September 16, 2010


Luca Brasi's Twitter Account

1. Brasiscode

Great, everybody's gonna think it was me "@DEATHbyGUIDO: See the thing about masculine children is sometimes you gotta let them grow up. Though I guess you don't have to ... or at least I have 1 friend who didn't."
2 minutes ago via Twitter from pay phone on Bleeker Street near the bakery with the thing out front.
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2. Brasiscode

@Backtothewall: Thanks for the heads up. Just saw the promo. Hey me watching Boardwalk Empire is like Beldar Conehead reading the bible.
4 days ago via Twitter
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3. Brasiscode

Like I'se told Lenny when he got into the method thing -- man did Francis hate that and me btw -- 'a verbis ad verbera.' Words to live by, the latter, not the former.
14 days ago via Twitter
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My bad, I thought you were giving the points.


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Sunday, July 11, 2010


The Meeting That Made The Decision Possible

DISSOLVE TO: A garden, somewhere outside Schenectady:

PAT O’RILEY
So ... Reinsdorf will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust ... guaranteeing your ability to speak freely. And at that meeting, you'll be setup over this whole tampering business [Pat drinks from a glass of wine as Dwyane watches him]. I like to drink wine more than I used to, anyways, I'm drinking more....

DWYANE
It's good for you, Pat.

PAT O’RILEY (after a long pause)
I hope you don't mind the way I ... I keep going over this Reinsdorf business...

DWYANE
No, not at all....

PAT O’RILEY
Oh well, eh ... I want you to arrange to have a man check all the tweets that go in and out of your account because....

DWYANE
I did it already, Pat.

PAT O’RILEY
Oh, that's right ... I forgot.

DWYANE
What's the matter? What's bothering you? [Then, after the Pat doesn't answer.] I'll handle it. I told you I can handle it, I'll handle it.

PAT O’RILEY (as he stands)
I knew that James was going to have to go through all this. And Bosh, well, [he sits besides Dwyane], Bosh was, well.... But I never, ... I never wanted this ... sharing the spotlight for you. I work my whole post-LA & NY life, I don't apologize, to take care of the Arison's. And I've refused ... to be a fool [Beasley pick aside] ... dancing on the string, held by all those -- capologists. I don't apologize ... that's my life ... but I thought that ... that when it was your time ... that ... that you would be the one to hold the strings. Mutiple-MVP's Wade, first owner-player Wade, or ... something ...

DWYANE
A Lebron succeeding in Cleveland ...

PAT O’RILEY
... or a Tiger without the missing windshield ... there just weren't enough bad GM's, Dwyane. Just weren't enough bad GM's ...

DWYANE
We'll get there, Pat, ... we'll get there....

PAT O’RILEY
Uh... Now listen, whoever comes to you with this Reinsdorf meeting ... he's the traitor. Don't forget that.


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Thursday, May 13, 2010


U2: Practicing What They Preach?

Originally posted Oct 3, 2009
Update: No reply to date


Jack Woltz, prior to Khartoum losing his head

... a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous
U2 - I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight
Pity the nation that won't listen to your boys and girls
Cos the sweetest melody is the one we haven't heard
Is it true that perfect love drives out all fear?
The right to appear ridiculous is something I hold dear
Oh, but a change of heart comes slow
Point to U2 -- with an assist to Tom Hagen and the Husqvarna Group -- lesson learned.

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U2 - Attn Larry Mullen, Jr.
Principle Management
250 West 57th Street
Suite 2120
New York, NY 10107
USA

October 7th, 2009

Dear Mr Mullen, Jr.

I turned 50 earlier this year and put off having a party to mark the occasion until I lost 30 pounds or thought of a good idea to justify the party. Gratefully, the idea came quicker than the weight loss, which is proving problematic, but that's a whole other letter.

I would appreciate it if your band would come and play at my birthday party. When I say 'your band,' I'm not down on any of the others, but hey, it was your idea, your ad and y'all met at your house, please.... So in a sense, the only thing pro-Bono about this request would be your fees [joke].

I have tentatively selected the date of March 18th, 2010. It's the Thursday right before Spring Break [I wanted to make sure my kids could make it] and thankfully coincides with a fairly limited NHL and NBA schedule for that night. I checked and your band doesn't have a concert that date, so hopefully there won't be conflicts at your end. But I know these things can change [I have a cousin who once dated a roadie].

We would be incredibly grateful and appreciative if your band could make it. Of course, there would be no restrictions on what you chose to play. But if, and truly only if no one if offended, please stay away from the Zooropa period material.

God Bless

Jorge Costales


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Thursday, April 8, 2010


Renyel Pinto: The Fredo Corleone of Relievers

At the risk of incurring great personal scorn, on this blog I have defended Fredo Corleone and the overall lack of GF knowledge rampant in our society.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more ...

Renyel Pinto had a tough game in the Marlins win against the putrid New York Mets on Wednesday. He was predictably getting killed on the morning talk shows. The best line I heard came on the ESPN Deportes station [1450 AM] - Desayuno Deportivo - a caller said that he wanted he wanted Pinto to go far in MLB, ... far away. Knowing that fans, like popular emails which are constantly forwarded, are almost never accurate, I wanted to get into the numbers.

There were 95 relief pitchers in the National League which logged more than 40 innings. Here is where Pinto ranked in various categories against those other pitchers:

  • Games pitched: 73 - 16th place
  • Strikeouts per 9 innings: 8.51 - tied for 30th place [with Tim Byrdak]
  • ERA: 3.23 - tied for 39th place [with Tim Byrdak]
  • Innings pitched: 61.1 - tied for 39th place [with Tim Byrdak]
  • HR's allowed: 4 - Tied for 39th with numerous others [but not Tim Byrdak]
  • Pitches Per Plate Appearance: 4.05 - 73rd place [tied with Tim Byrdak]
  • Walks & Hits per innings pitched [WHIP]: 1.61 - 87th place
Of those 95 National League relievers who pitched more than 40 innings, only 19 were lefties. Here is where Pinto ranked in various categories against those lefty pitchers:
  • Games pitched: 73 - 8th place
  • Strikeouts per 9 innings: 8.51 - tied for 9th place [with Tim Byrdak]
  • ERA: 3.23 - tied for 11th place [with Tim Byrdak]
  • Innings pitched: 61.1 - tied for 5th place [with Tim Byrdak]
  • HR's allowed: 4 - Tied for 6th with numerous others [but not Tim Byrdak - who inexplicably gave up 10]
  • Pitches Per Plate Appearance: 4.05 - 11th place [tied with Tim Byrdak]
  • Walks & Hits per innings pitched [WHIP]: 1.61 - 17th place
As usual, getting into the numbers led to something even more interesting, Pinto and fellow lefty Tim Byrdak practically had the exact same season in 2008.

Pinto's WHIP is the one critical area where Pinto is as bad as local fans think he is [especially after a bad outing]. However, if Pinto's control were to improve -- he issued the most walks of any lefty NL reliever -- he likely moves up from being an average reliever pitcher to one of the better ones. Better to have a pitcher who needs to improve his control rather than his 'stuff.'

One other additional factor in Pinto's favor. His age, he is 27. The average age for the lefty relievers was 30.5. Only five of the 19 lefty relievers were younger than Pinto. For two of those, D Herrera [CIN] & C Zavada [ARI], 2008 represented their first year as a full-time reliever. Another one, J O'Flaherty [ATL] missed most of 2008 with an injury. For W Wright [HOU], 2009 represented his 2nd year as a full-time reliever, as compared to 3 years for Pinto and S Burnett [PIT], the other younger lefty reliever.

Overall Renyel Pinto was an average reliever in 2008. Being a lefty, he has more value that an average right-handed relief pitcher and has showed good durability -- between 58 and 64 innings pitched for the past 3 years. In addition, the fact that lefty relievers are typically older -- indicating that pitchers need a lot of experience to handle that role properly -- Pinto's relative youth gives him even more of a comparative advantage.

Bottom line, Renyel Pinto is a valuable left-handed relief pitcher with excellent prospects for improvement given his age. So go ahead and boo, flog and request that he be traded every time he goes to a 3-1 count, but understand that you do so out of frustration rather than any appreciation about how pitchers develop to succeed in that role.


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Friday, January 15, 2010


Anticipatory Texting and Broken Social Contracts

How many texts would you feel comfortable sending someone regarding a social event and not show up? My initial impression is that I would not want to go over 5. That should be enough to express generic interest, get directions, make banal comments about a mutual acquaintance [weather can be substituted for the hopelessly unimaginative] and express possible reasons for not attending, issued in reverse order of believability.

Yesterday, I became aware of one the most egregious abuses of anticipatory texting in the Age of Android's, Berry's and Pre's -- iPhones? What self-respecting aspiring techie wants to resemble every Mom and at the Mall? -- Now while this text teaser's example may be an outlier, in that the offending party is a Coral Gables lawyer, but even allowing for an exponential increase in the acceptable text count for those whose training rewards the elimination of simple exchanges, this guy still managed to go beyond the pale.

Over the course of 23 sent text messages [longer text which were broken into more than one outgoing message were counted as 1] within a 2.5 hour period, the anticipatory textor obtained and expressed the following information as to the potential social engagement at a respectable Zodiacal establishment which happens to sell alcohol in Coconut Grove:

  • Time frame and directions
  • Optimal arrival time
  • Parking alternatives
  • Male dress guidelines
  • Female dress guidelines
  • General vibe
  • General vibe at different time intervals
  • Mutual friends who might be in attendance
  • Probabilities of mutual friends attendance
  • Prospects of excluding one particular mutual friend
  • Weather conditions at locale
  • Requested impressions about the career movements of a 'Simon Idol' [sorry, was loud]
  • Palpable excitement over event
  • Regrets that 'this' hadn't been done before
  • Provided assurance that 'this' would occur more frequently
The person did not show. Lame of course, but it gets worse. See, the offending party was actually spotted at Houston's in Coral Gables.

How to describe Houston's? The vibe at Houston's makes someone like the Partridge Family-era David Cassidy seem like a brute. They dress their employees in black turtlenecks which evoke images of unisex Euro-trashers gone zombie. Their employees ooze contempt for their clientele. "Take your order!? Like I don't have enough on my mind." You can actually hear people there utter phrases like, 'try the sprouts, best in the city.'

If Frankie Five Angels Pentangeli weren't already dead, a walk through Houston's might kill him [or him them].


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Tuesday, January 12, 2010


A Tale Of Two Piggies

It was the best of [MLB] crimes [profitable],
it was the worst of [MLB] crimes [dishonorable].
I was hoping that my headline could read, "pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered." But as you will soon read, the hogs assault on their fans and free-agency eligible players will continue, largely unabated.

Gather round children, let us tell a tale of greed. Not the type of greed which serves a role in a capitalist society, but the sort of greed which prospers lecherously on the backs of others, greed of TARP-esque dimensions. The piggies / hogs I refer to are the owner and the financial face of the Florida Marlins franchise, Jeffrey Loria and David Samson.

As described in Juan Rodriguez's Sun-Sentinel blog, yesterday the the MLB Commissioner's Office and the MLB Players Association issued a statement which read in part:
In response to our concerns that revenue sharing proceeds have not been used as required, the Marlins have assured the Union and the Commissioner’s Office that they plan to use such proceeds to increase player payroll annually as they move toward the opening of their new ballpark.
Given that they were dealing with a franchise which redefined "improve its performance on the field" to mean that revenue sharing monies could be used to pay for their portion of the new stadium costs, I was disappointed at the weak language -- "increase player payroll annually" -- used in the agreement.

If spending one dollar more in player payroll in each of the successive seasons would seem to put them in compliance with that language, then it is hard to see how effective this agreement could realistically be. It is puzzling why the terms could not have been more defined. After all, this franchise probably could have doubled their 2009 team payroll of $36 million and still shown operating profits. They certainly could have done that [doubled salaries and still show operating profits] in each year since 2006. Someone please just look at the numbers below. The numbers are based on the Forbes reporting which are disputed only by those who stand to be embarrassed by their accuracy -- read here and here.

How To Understand What The Florida
Marlins Have Done Since 2006


Pretend that a generous neighbor on your block gave you $10,000 yearly to "improve the look" of your home because he had a vested interest in having the neighborhood look better. Imagine further that you turned around used the money to pay down the principal on your mortgage instead of fixing up your property. Could you convince that neighbor that his monies didn't go into your pocket? Could you make the case that the property looks better when it carries less debt? If you could, you are ready to be an executive for the Florida Marlins.

Replace the term "improve the look" with "improve its performance on the field" and you have the equivalent of what the Florida Marlins have done to those teams which are net revenue sharing payers [Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Cubs etc].

If you were that generous neighbor and suspected that your monies were being misused for four years and finally confronted your abusively free-loading neighbor and the best you could negotiate was that the abusively free-loading neighbor would be gradually less abusive over the next three years, well then you are destined for greatness as a negotiator in the world of MLB finances.

Somewhere in a cell at the Federal Correctional Complex in Butner, N.C., a fella named Madoff is reading about the Marlins and wondering, where's the outrage?

I supported the new stadium, not because I wished to further enrich this management crowd, but because I thought it was necessary for my city to have a MLB future. A future which at some point practically all local fans hope does not include Jeffrey Loria, an owner who is as welcome in South Florida as Art Model is in Cleveland. This wrist slap by MLB is a disappointment. Who knew that Loria and Samson, like the Rosato brothers, would end up being protected by both sides in this revenue sharing drama. The only consolation is that the protection for the Rosato brothers proved to be only temporary.

Below is a Profit and Loss financial statement I have put together for the Florida Marlins since 2002 using Forbes Business of Baseball figures.


Please click on image below to enlarge or print.


It is a far, far better thing that they can do, than they have ever done; if they would only please sell the team.


The Juan Rodriguez blog post referenced is copied in full at end of post.

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Florida Marlins: Low payrolls prompt Players Association to take action

Posted by Juan C. Rodriguez on January 12, 2010

The Florida Marlins ranked last or second-to-last four consecutive seasons in final payroll. That did not go unnoticed in the Commissioner's Office or with the Players Association.

In a joint statement released Tuesday, the Players Association said it had concerns the Marlins were not in compliance with Article XXIV (B)(5)(a) of the Collective Bargaining Agreement. That provision states:
"A principal objective of the Revenue Sharing Plan is to promote the growth of the Game and the industry on an individual Club and on an aggregate basis. Accordingly, each Club shall use its revenue sharing receipts (from the Base Plan, the Central Fund Component and the Commissioner’s Discretionary Fund) in an effort to improve its performance on the field. Each Payee Club, no later than April 1, shall report on the performance-related uses to which it put its revenue sharing receipts in the preceding Revenue Sharing Year. Consistent with his authority under the Major League Constitution, the Commissioner may impose penalties on any Club that violates this obligation."
The Marlins were one of "several clubs" Major League Baseball and the Players Association discussed. Here are the statements each of the sides made subsequent "extensive discussions":

MLBPA Executive Directior Michael Weiner: “In response to our concerns that revenue sharing proceeds have not been used as required, the Marlins have assured the Union and the Commissioner’s Office that they plan to use such proceeds to increase player payroll annually as they move toward the opening of their new ballpark. Today’s agreement, which covers the period 2010 through 2012, calls for ongoing communication among the Marlins, the Commissioner’s Office and the Union as the Marlins proceed with that plan. It also permits, after consultation among all parties, adjustments in the Marlins’ plan to respond to unforeseen developments, and calls for arbitral intervention if disagreements arise. We greatly appreciate the willingness of the Commissioner’s Office and the Marlins to engage with us and ensure that all terms of the Basic Agreement are met.”

Marlins’ President David Samson said: “The Marlins have consistently made every effort to put the best product on the field and our record supports the fact that we have been successful in that regard. Throughout the discussions, the Marlins maintained that there had been no violation of the Basic Agreement at any time. While we know that the Marlins will always comply with the Basic Agreement, we were happy to work cooperatively with the Union and the Commissioner’s Office on this matter.”

MLB Executive Vice President, Labor Relations Rob Manfred added: “The Basic Agreement contains confidentiality provisions that preclude the parties from publicly discussing the specifics of the Marlins’ finances. There will, therefore, be no comment by any of these parties on any further specifics of this agreement. All three parties agree that the Basic Agreement provision on the proper use of revenue sharing dollars is an important part of our agreement. Today’s announcement is the product of a positive dialogue between the MLBPA, the Commissioner’s Office and the Club.”

Bottom line: Looks like the Marlins payroll will increase incrementally leading up to the opening of their new ballpark in 2012, perhaps by greater leaps and bounds than they planned.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Rubio and Barzini: It Was Them All Along

How good are things going for Marco Rubio? He was on the cover of National Review. George Will even explained why he thinks Rubio will win. He is raising money as if this were 2008 and his initials were B and O [i.e. many small donors], including a check between $24 and $26 from this blogger [emphasis on the small]. He recently received the endorsement of the pro-business lobby, Club for Growth.

Finally, a St. Petersburg Times article, which was picked up by the Miami Herald, addressed, from a skeptical perspective, just how conservative he really is. Read for yourself [click on read more below], but my biased take on the article is that Rubio comes across as not being as ideological as you would think based on what his campaign sounds like at this stage.

In a word, the article is priceless for the Rubio campaign. See ya gotta understand, the Achilles heal for any conservative candidate is whether they will be too ideological, unreasonable or unbending. Yet read the types of things being said of Rubio's tenure as Florida's Speaker of the House:

Rubio consistently presented smaller budgets than the governor and the Senate. But he also spent eight years casting votes and cutting deals that reflect the reality of the legislative process: hard-line ideology rarely triumphs over compromise.
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Nobody who served with Rubio in the Legislature would call him a squishy moderate, and he consistently brandished the conservative label even as he espoused a more inclusive House -- a promise Democrats say he did not entirely live up to.
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Time and again, Rubio's big ideas lost out to the Senate, showing the limits of his influence even as he got credit for pushing the debate.

"We always let them take the role of the `upper house,'" said former Rep. Don Brown, among the most conservative members of the Legislature who opposed Rubio by voting against the bill to expand Citizens insurance. As a result, Brown and another dissenter were forced from their leadership positions.

But Brown does not fault Rubio (he supports him over Crist) and says the young speaker merely met the reality of the process.

"To get some piece of the pie, you have to give in or else you get absolutely nothing and you're accused of being an obstructionist," Brown said. "There's a lot of pressure on those in that leadership position."
As if all this wasn't enough, Rubio is sitting on an endorsement by Mr Florida Republican himself, Jeb Bush, to be brandished, like the sword in the article, only when necessary.

Poor Charlie Crist, he probably still thinks it was Tattaglia. Independents for Crist's Sake? Can't you see it coming?

Article referenced is copied in full at end of post.

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How conservative is Senate candidate Marco Rubio?
BY ADAM C. SMITH AND ALEX LEARY
St. Petersburg Times

Posted on Sun, Nov. 08, 2009

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Marco Rubio is emerging as the champion of activists fed up with Republicans who don't stay true to conservative principles.

But if those turning against Gov. Charlie Crist are looking for a pure, uncompromising conservative, Rubio's legislative record might give them pause.

``He was a big disappointment to us when he was the speaker,'' said NRA lobbyist Marion Hammer, who saw Rubio do little to help pass a bill allowing employees to take guns to work. ``He talked the talk, but he didn't walk the walk.''

As speaker of the House, Rubio consistently presented smaller budgets than the governor and the Senate. But he also spent eight years casting votes and cutting deals that reflect the reality of the legislative process: hard-line ideology rarely triumphs over compromise.

The 38-year-old campaigning as an authentic, from-the-gut conservative is the same person who spent tens of thousands of dollars to test political messages on focus groups, gave out big staff salaries and, like Crist, favored a $60 million subsidy for a new Florida Marlins stadium.

Rubio says he knew nothing about it, but his handpicked budget chief, Ray Sansom, was able to funnel $35 million to a Panhandle college -- actions that led to a grand jury indictment against Sansom.

The candidate Rubio rails against big-government spending and assures voters that as a senator he won't slip earmarks into the federal budget. As speaker, however, he didn't mind a state budget with $800,000 tucked away for artificial turf on Miami-Dade fields where he played flag football.

The turf (listed as a juvenile crime prevention initiative) was among $50 million in pork targeted to the speaker's home county and more than $400 million in projects and initiatives that Crist vetoed in 2007.

``He may be a conservative in his rhetoric, but when you look at his record in what he has supported and what he has voted on in the past, he is definitely not the conservative he portrays himself to be,'' said state Sen. Mike Fasano, R-New Port Richey, a Crist supporter.

In a 2002 speech on the House floor, Fasano thundered against a measure introduced by Rubio that asked voters to allow a panel of legislators to review every sales tax exemption with an eye toward repealing them.

That bill was part of a horse-trading deal that ensured then-Senate President John McKay would see sales tax reviews and then-House Speaker Tom Feeney would have a congressional seat carved out for him. A legal challenge ultimately stripped the proposal from the ballot, and Rubio said it merely asked voters to give legislators authority they already had.

`LIMITED GOVERNMENT'

Rubio, who was speaker during the 2007 and 2008 sessions, said he understands people will probably find things to attack among thousands of votes he has taken but stands proudly behind the overall record.

``In life, as in policy, things don't always fit into neat little boxes, but overwhelmingly I have a record that testifies to a commitment to limited government,'' he said. ``And certainly someone you can rely on to go to Washington and stand up to the Obama agenda -- unlike my opponent.''

Still, Rubio voted for some of the same measures for which he now criticizes Crist.

• He criticizes the governor for expanding Citizens Property Insurance Corp., Florida's government-run property insurer, though he voted to do just that. ``The bill had a lot of other things in it that were good for Florida,'' Rubio said.

• He bashes Crist for pushing a cap-and-trade program to lower greenhouse emissions, but Rubio voted for the bill that specifically declared that the Legislature wants the state to pursue market-based strategies such as cap-and-trade.

Rubio notes the bill placed legislative controls on the governor's environmental agenda, but Jerry Karnas of the Environmental Defense Fund called Rubio's recent cap-and-trade rhetoric a ``total reversal'' from his position as House speaker.

``He seemed much more moderate, more forward-thinking,'' agreed Susan Glickman of the Natural Resources Defense Council. ``There's definitely some posturing going on now.''

• Rubio has criticized Crist for seeking a gambling accord with the Seminole Tribe of Florida. But a House speaker can kill any legislation he wishes, and Rubio stood by as his chamber pursued the largest expansion of gambling in more than 15 years. (And he took some industry contributions, though he said it had no influence.)

``I voted against the bills that ultimately passed. . . . There are limits to what a speaker can and should do,'' said Rubio, whose top deputy and close friend Rep. David Rivera went on to run a campaign to expand gambling in Miami-Dade County.

• As a candidate, Rubio talks about securing the nation's borders and says he does not support amnesty for the millions of illegal immigrants already in the country.

But as the first Cuban-American speaker of the Florida House, he came across as more moderate and understanding of the nuances of the issue. During Rubio's final year as speaker, there were at least six bills intended to crack down on illegal immigrants. Not one made it to a vote.

``He's all of a sudden saying, `I've seen the light and I had nothing to do with those bills,' '' said Bill Landes, director of the Florida Minuteman Civil Defense Corps. ``But the real truth is it was him (and other South Florida lawmakers) who helped keep those bills in committee. He's saying what the people want to hear to get elected.''

PRIVATE DINING ROOM

Rubio's fiscal conservatism was called into question as soon as he assumed the role of speaker. He spent hundreds of thousands on renovations, including a private dining room for lawmakers, hired the highest-paid spokesman in state government (one with no state government experience) and added more than 20 jobs, including a parliamentarian earning nearly $134,000.

``Our goal is to make the Florida House the host for the most vibrant competition of ideas in the entire nation,'' Rubio said at the time, noting the renovations were less than some past speakers made. ``In order to accomplish this, we felt we had to provide our members with the most talented and experienced staff possible.''

Nobody who served with Rubio in the Legislature would call him a squishy moderate, and he consistently brandished the conservative label even as he espoused a more inclusive House -- a promise Democrats say he did not entirely live up to.

``You can't be popular and lead,'' Rubio said early in his term as speaker.

It sounds like something Jeb Bush would say. Indeed, Bush anointed Rubio as his ideological heir in 2005 by giving him an ancient Chinese sword in a ceremony in the House chamber. Rubio kept the sword his office, a reminder to stay true to conservative values.

Rubio's biggest test as speaker would come as the soaring Florida housing market caused property taxes to increase sharply, swelling local government coffers. Rubio played the issue masterfully, offering a ``tax swap'' proposal that cast him as a bold thinker and using speaking engagements across the state to cultivate name ID and generate news coverage.

The tax swap called for increasing the sales tax rate by 2.5 percent while eliminating property taxes on primary homes.

The hot-button issue afforded Rubio his first and strongest platform to draw a distinction with Crist, who pushed more populist ideas such as doubling the homestead exemption.

Yet, in the end, Rubio acquiesced to Crist and the more cautious Senate, which rejected his plan as a $9 billion tax increase, despite greater property tax savings.

``The poor are going to get poorer and the rich are going to get richer,'' former Sen. Dan Webster, a conservative icon, said at the time. He flatly refused the idea. ``I'm not into raising taxes. They are.''

By they, he meant Rubio, who hammered away at the idea to the private discomfort of some House Republicans.

Time and again, Rubio's big ideas lost out to the Senate, showing the limits of his influence even as he got credit for pushing the debate.

``We always let them take the role of the `upper house,' '' said former Rep. Don Brown, among the most conservative members of the Legislature who opposed Rubio by voting against the bill to expand Citizens insurance. As a result, Brown and another dissenter were forced from their leadership positions.

But Brown does not fault Rubio (he supports him over Crist) and says the young speaker merely met the reality of the process.

``To get some piece of the pie, you have to give in or else you get absolutely nothing and you're accused of being an obstructionist,'' Brown said. ``There's a lot of pressure on those in that leadership position.''

Miami Herald reporter Beth Reinhard contributed to this report. Adam C. Smith can be reached at asmith@sptimes.com.
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Thursday, October 22, 2009


Yankee Pride?

When I hear 'Yankee Pride,' I know that I'm dealing with people having a automatic stimulus–response. A nice and round happy memory from their childhood being revived, which they now attempt to fit into the square peg which is the 2009 Yankees. While I have nothing against nostalgia, pride is not something which the 2009 Yankees are worthy of.

In fact, to quote Jack Woltz, 'just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man,' I share the following: The first book I remember loving -- I was probably a 5th grader at Citrus Grove Elementary at the time -- was one that covered the history of the World Series. If I try real hard, I can remember the great smell of that [it turns out] small oval library just off 22nd Avenue and NW 3rd Street. I can still remember the excitement of going back to that book again and again. Grover Cleveland Alexander, Babe Ruth, The Gas House Gang, Yogi Berra all came alive, seemingly just for me, because certainly no one around me seemed to realize the great stories that were unfolding before me. What if all those other books had stories like these? I remember desperately wanting to read faster as I kept glancing up at the clock, until finally realizing that I just would would not make it to the next World Series that day. I couldn't believe that those Yankees kept winning year after year. I thought they were great. Then when I got home, my father was a huge Yankee fan who revered Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle and would never forget watching Don Larsen's perfect game in 1956. I loved the Yankees too. That was then.

Here is my best analogy to being a fan of the 2009 Yankees. An adult who has hacked his way into a fantasy baseball league intended for first graders. His dealings with the kids are best exemplified by the one transaction in which he got a kid to trade him Alex Rodriguez for Coco Crisp, since he knew the kid loved his dog named Coco. The adult wins the fantasy league and at the Chucky Cheese award ceremony, guarantees another championship the following year, taunting one of the kids who had broken down and cried.

An organization whose yearly off-season strategy is to sign the best available pitchers and hitters from the preceding year is many things, but not one worthy of the type of sentimental attachment denoted by the phrase 'Yankee Pride.' To equate a sentiment born of a Lou Gehrig to the current bunch of 1099 contractors occupying the jerseys is to miss the mark more egregiously than your typical MLB umpire.

To be clear -- MLB needs the New York Yankees and the New York Yankees need the rest of MLB -- especially those of us at the other end of the revenue spectrum - heck how many times do you really want them to play the Boston Red Sox. But MLB is much better off when their fantasy league-type strategy fails to succeed.

Ladies and Gentlemen
Meet your new 2010 Yankees
Albert Pujols and Zack Greinke!



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Saturday, October 3, 2009


U2: Practicing What They Preach?

Jack Woltz, prior to Khartoum losing his head

... a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous
U2 - I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight
Pity the nation that won't listen to your boys and girls
Cos the sweetest melody is the one we haven't heard
Is it true that perfect love drives out all fear?
The right to appear ridiculous is something I hold dear
Oh, but a change of heart comes slow
Point to U2 -- with an assist to Tom Hagen and the Husqvarna Group -- lesson learned.

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Letter mailed on October 7th
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U2 - Attn Larry Mullen, Jr.
Principle Management
250 West 57th Street
Suite 2120
New York, NY 10107
USA

October 7th, 2009

Dear Mr Mullen, Jr.

I turned 50 earlier this year and put off having a party to mark the occasion until I lost 30 pounds or thought of a good idea to justify the party. Gratefully, the idea came quicker than the weight loss, which is proving problematic, but that's a whole other letter.

I would appreciate it if your band would come and play at my birthday party. When I say 'your band,' I'm not down on any of the others, but hey, it was your idea, your ad and y'all met at your house, please.... So in a sense, the only thing pro-bono about this request would be your fees [joke].

I have tentatively selected the date of March 18th, 2010. It's the Thursday right before Spring Break [I wanted to make sure my kids could make it] and thankfully coincides with a fairly limited NHL and NBA schedule for that night. I checked and your band doesn't have a concert that date, so hopefully there won't be conflicts at your end. But I know these things can change [I have a cousin who once dated a roadie].

We would be incredibly grateful and appreciative if your band could make it. Of course, there would be no restrictions on what you chose to play. But if, and truly only if no one if offended, please stay away from the Zooropa period material.

God Bless

Jorge Costales


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Sunday, June 28, 2009


When Their Godfather Knowledge Is Full of Holes

As any Godfather fan worth their cannolis learned at their Mother's knee, Santino Corleone was killed at the tollbooths entering the Long Beach Causeway (also known as the Loop Parkway), which connects Long Beach with the Meadowbrook State Parkway near Jones Beach.

I recently heard it described as 'the Jersey Turnpike' while eating lunch with friends. When I heard it, I wasn't angry [though naturally, I was unable to enjoy the rest of my meal]; I knew the young man, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he uttered the Jersey infamnia, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the type of careless and superficial remark a fan of the Bay City Rollers is prone to make.

Fortunately, the superficiality did not extend to the rest of our lunch crowd, as a line quickly formed to flog the offender. Justice, Dirty Harry-style, was meted out in a swift and efficient manner, complete with a retraction, apologies, and an unanimously agreed upon 6-month moratorium on any AMC, Bravo or TCM Godfather programming -- including, but not limited to, films, documentaries, interviews, electronic games bearing their likeness and Francis Ford Coppola retrospectives.


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Wednesday, June 17, 2009


Mystery of the Contempt for Fredo Corleone

I just don't get it. What is it about Fredo Corleone that invites such universal scorn? Have you ever heard anyone anywhere stick up for this guy? I once heard him referred to during a conversation between seminarians as a weak bastard. I mean, a little perspective here. Let's take a closer look at his family.

Father--He's the middle son of a homicidal crime boss. What kind of a father was Vito Corleone? To me it is best exemplified by the scene in GII where he brings home a pear. His wife, Carmella Corleone, acts as though they have just won the Lotto. This suggests to me that there were earlier beatings when she showed something less than enthusiasm in her reactions to earlier Vito 'generosities,' i.e. bread or Sodium bicarbonate. The next time you see that scene, watch Carmella closely and tell me if she doesn't resemble the adults in the Billy Mumy Twilight Zone episode. Trips to the zoo with this guy probably ended with Fredo being held up to the Gorilla cage and told not to show any fear when they approached, Clemenza chuckling in the background.

Older Brother--How bad a bad-ass was this disturbed sociopath? Professional assassins, having already shot Santino 173 times and with numerous potential witnesses approaching in more than one vehicle, felt it necessary to stop and walk up to the sieve-like figure lying on the floor in order to empty out their machine guns on him at a close range. These were the type of people who would develop signature assassination procedures, widely hailed for their efficiency [double-tap] and copied throughout their industry. 'Santino, watch your brother,' probably initiated more than a few Fredo nightmares.

Younger Brother--Had older brother killed. Planned it for months and watched. Most popular Corleone son.

The next time you hear someone rip Fredo, in the words of his Dad's advise to Johnny Fontane, 'you can act like a man' and do the right thing. Stick up [pun intended] for the only normal Corleone you've ever known.


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Thursday, January 29, 2009


The Ghost of Orange Bowl Past is Smiling [tic]

A historical injustice is about to be corrected. The Miami Herald article notes that plans have been finalized for another stadium to rise where the Orange Bowl once stood. In her informative The Business of Sports blog, Sarah Talalay from the Sun-Sentinel, highlights the various concessions the Marlins have made since the original outline of an agreement. The Marlins and local governments unveiled their plans--see the actual documents, about which more in due time--for the new stadium. The City and County votes has been set for Friday, Feb 13th, of course.

I am tempted to evoke the words of Hyman Roth, by wondering why there "isn't even a plaque - or a signpost - or a statue of [the OB] in that place!"--but it was hard to tell from the drawings released. You would think that honoring the Orange Bowl will be a given at the new stadium. If for no other reason, but to follow my lead.

Stadium Critics - A Few Observations

Something to keep in mind from those attacking the stadium plans between now and Feb 13th. For the local critics, it is fair, and telling I submit, to ask where they stood on the construction of the Arsht Center. If those who oppose the stadium were OK with the Arsht Center, their opposition is a matter of tastes not principle.

My other point is a great example of how bias is practiced underneath the surface of the stadium arguments. The actual stadium construction costs are listed at $515 million. The problem is that that has been the quoted cost for a few years now. Stadiums are notorious for costs overruns. I'm sure part of the reason the Marlins insisted on negotiating for their own architect and construction company, is an attempt to keep those costs under control. But a major factor in the stadium deal is the fact that the Marlins are on the hook for additional costs beyond the $515 million. If that were not the case, the fact that the $515 million is likely an understated amount would be prominent in those arguments against the stadium. Look for that the next time a stadium critic notes that the Marlins share of the stadium costs are too low. Fairness would dictate that they note that the Marlins percentage is certain to rise. My follow up question would then be; Too low compared to which other recent stadium construction project?

I provide Hyman Roth's full quote referred to above, below. I do so not for context, but out of pure lust. WARNING: Please don't try to read out loud without inserting the 16 verbal tics so necessary for an accurate rendition. The soul of Lee Strasberg is listening, you child. [Even this last sentence, if spoken, should be done so with a disdainful tone worthy of a Gust Avrakotos].
There was this kid I grew up with - he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me - you know. We did our first work together - worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition - we ran molasses into Canada - made a fortune - your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him - and trusted him. Later on he had an idea - to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green - and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man - a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque - or a signpost - or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order - when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe - I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead - I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen - I didn't ask who gave the order - because it had nothing to do with business!
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Marlins Stadium Update No. 2012000, Updated

Posted by Sarah Talalay at 2:07 PM

The Marlins are hoping Friday the 13th turns out to be their lucky day. Miami-Dade County Commissioners and Miami City Commissioners are to vote Feb. 13 on the five agreements that spell out the financing, construction and other details to make their ballpark at the site of the former Orange Bowl a reality.

The five agreements – Construction Administration; Operating; Non-Relocation; Assurance; and City Parking – were released Tuesday. If you want some light reading, take a look at the documents here on the county’s website.

Acknowledging that I haven’t read every page YET, the agreements overall appear to extract more from the team, thereby offering more protections for the public. The budget for the ballpark is to remain the same, the documents show, ($347 million from the county; $155 million from the team; and $13 million from the city), but the team is responsible for any cost overruns incurred on the ballpark AND the public infrastructure. That means if there are overruns on the estimated $21 million in drainage, sewer and road work the city and county will split, the team will be responsible for those.

The team’s rent payment of $2.3 million a year will rise 2 percent a year – meaning more money for the county to cover its debt. The team will provide 81,000 tickets – or 1,000 a game at an “affordable price” starting at $15 in the ballpark’s inaugural year. Another 10,000 – double the original 5,000 – a season will be provided free for youth groups and community organizations.

If the team is sold within seven years, the team would have to pay a higher percentage than initially planned, to the county as a profit share. Under last year’s agreement, the team would pay 10 percent if the team was sold in year one; under the new agreement, that’s shot up to 18 percent. The percentage falls each year, but is significantly more onerous than in the earlier agreement – arguably creating something of a disincentive to sell.

Neither County Manager George Burgess nor Marlins President David Samson would say the changes were made to appease the concerns of county commissioners who have threatened to vote against the ballpark agreements.

“We wanted to get something stronger,” Burgess said.

“You do what you think is right to achieve a goal you have. Our goal from the beginning was to partner with the city and county … through the course of negotiations there were certain provisions that changed,” Samson said. “Our focus has been to get this deal done.”

Even if the commissions sign off on the agreements, there’s still an option for any of the parties to terminate them by June 30. Burgess and Samson said they don’t expect that to happen. They expect construction to begin this summer with the ballpark opening in 2012.

The city commission is scheduled to meet at 9 a.m. Feb. 13, followed by a 1 p.m. meeting of the county commission. The county commission must approve the agreements by a two-thirds vote -- or 9 -- of the 13 county commissioners. Expect it to be another long day.
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Vote on Florida Marlins' stadium coming Feb. 13

Posted on Wed, Jan. 28, 2009

BY CHARLES RABIN AND JACK DOLAN

Miami and Miami-Dade leaders are poised to cast rapid-fire, historic votes that could end the decade-long search for a permanent home for the two-time World Series champion Florida Marlins.

If approved Feb. 13, the partially glass-encased, 37,000-seat facility with a retractable roof would rise to face the downtown skyline from the Little Havana grounds where the revered Orange Bowl once stood.

The votes, required for five contracts that must be approved before ground can be broken, could be vindication for team owner Jeffrey Loria, who, like the two owners before him, suffered through a series of broken last-minute deals at the hands of government.

Passage is not guaranteed, as construction and management agreements require a two-thirds majority vote by county commissioners. And, even if approval comes, critics question whether the dire economy could derail construction and cause the county's borrowing cost to jump.

Yet the team has never been closer to having its own stadium, with renderings and final contracts released Tuesday, and supporters saying the public-works project will infuse the economy with jobs.

As County Manager George Burgess released the terms of the five remaining contracts, city of Miami staff members unveiled previously unseen stadium renderings.

The stadium would be surrounded by garages and parking lots that could fit up to 6,000 vehicles, intersected by walkways, with a grassy open field to the northwest just above home plate. In between the field and home plate is the stadium's ``Grand Entry Plaza.''

Total cost, including parking spaces: $609 million, with almost two-thirds coming from the county, and the city donating land. The team is contributing $120 million, and will repay the county another $35 million via rent payments.

TEAM CONCESSIONS

Burgess said the Marlins -- who would become the Miami Marlins -- agreed to a host of contract concessions, moves likely to help shore up support of the two contracts requiring a two-thirds County Commission approval. The other contracts to be approved involve an assurance agreement and deals for parking and nonrelocation.

''We got more because I felt like we needed to get more,'' said Burgess.

Among the changes:

• If Loria sells the team next year, the county would get 18 percent of the profit, a share that diminishes annually until year eight, when the county would no longer share in the profit.

• The ball club's $2.3 million in yearly rent will go up by 2 percent each year.

• Extra costs incurred due to scheduling or problems between the contractor and subcontractors will now be paid by the Marlins.

The Marlins or any potential buyer would be obligated to play at the Little Havana ballpark for 35 years, the team will give away 10,000 free tickets to youth groups each year and 1,000 seats for each home game will go for $15.

''He's [Marlins President David Samson] probably throwing darts at our pictures as he speaks. He's made a lot of concessions,'' said Burgess.

Not exactly. Reached Tuesday, Samson called the deal fair and said he will meet personally with the 18 commissioners from the two boards over the next two weeks.

''We had very strict marching orders from Jeffrey,'' Samson said. ``That was to save baseball in South Florida.''

GOVERNMENT PAYMENT

The county's share of the stadium's cost is likely to rise. That's because Miami and Miami-Dade have agreed to split the cost of moving electrical lines and road improvements, expected to be as high as $10 million each. Both governments will also pay $1.7 million to keep the Little Havana ballpark green.

Also, because of rising interest rates, the county's ultimate cost over the 35-year-agreement may rise by millions of dollars.

To pay the yearly nut, the county will rely on tourist taxes. Its most recent budget predicts growth in tax revenue but acknowledges that the stream of money ``could be affected by economic conditions.''

Tourist taxes already pay for the Performing Arts Center, the Miami Beach Convention Center, the Homestead Miami Speedway and the AmericanAirlines Arena.

Any of the three parties -- city, county or team -- can kill the deal by July 2009 if bonding is in jeopardy. The county gets more days to use the stadium, with 50 percent of the profits going to yearly stadium capital improvements. The county and city each get use of a suite for 40 games.

The team gets all the revenue from the stadium, including the naming rights, which could exceed $2 million a year.

BARRIERS & INCENTIVES

The question now is whether the team's contract changes will be enough to persuade a County Commission that barely passed a series of votes a year ago to keep the stadium deal alive.

Because there was no bidding for the construction or management groups -- both hired by the Marlins -- a two-thirds majority of the 13-member County Commission must vote to accept.

County Commissioner Carlos Gimenez, a stadium-deal skeptic, said the Marlins aren't paying enough. He also fears that the souring global economy could undermine the county's plan to pay for its share through loans and hotel bed taxes.

''Last I heard, tourist revenues were down,'' he said. As for interest rates to be applied to bonded money, ``Are we just going to roll the dice and hope they are not too bad?''

Commission Chairman Dennis Moss, a stadium supporter, agreed that the current economic climate is tough but said it can't last forever. ''Clearly, there's risk involved,'' Moss said, ``but it's kind of a leap of faith.''

In contrast with earlier approvals, which critics felt were rushed with little public input, Moss insisted that commissioners get at least two weeks to review the new proposal, which includes more than 350 pages of contracts, budgets and artists' renderings.

''I hope by then we have enough information to vote this thing up or down,'' Moss said. ``That's going to be the big day.''

To sweeten the pot, Major League Baseball agreed to pay $3.2 million to build a youth baseball academy in Hialeah. It comes with a caveat: Commissioners must pass the vote before the academy is built.

County Commissioner Jose ''Pepe'' Diaz said MLB's input goes a long way. ''I think they're generally interested in helping the kids in our community,'' he said.

Loria and Samson believe that a new ballpark, with money from concessions and corporate suites, will keep the franchise in South Florida.

FACE TO THE FUTURE

Annually ranking near the bottom of baseball in payroll and attendance, the Marlins have long cried foul about the team's lease agreement with H. Wayne Huizenga at Dolphin Stadium.

That lease ends after the 2010 season, but the new ballpark will not be ready until Opening Day 2012. Team officials hope to work out a one-year lease with soon-to-be Dolphins owner Stephen Ross.

Samson said Loria has good relationships with the banks ''that are eager to do business with us.'' The team doesn't have to pay its $120 million until construction is almost complete -- giving it the benefit of accumulating cash through ticket sales before it borrows money.

County Mayor Carlos Alvarez, trying to sell the deal in a county with a skyrocketing unemployment rate, said Tuesday that the stadium was being built for the community -- not the Miami Marlins.

''Let's not forget -- right now a stadium means jobs, thousands of jobs,'' the mayor said.

Miami Herald staff writer Larry Lebowitz contributed to this report.
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