Saturday, January 12, 2008


Juno by Gabriela Costales

January 2008

Juno sounds like a comedy, but it does have some serious matters in it. This movie is about a 16 year old girl who becomes pregnant. The father is her friend. So this movie is also good because Juno turns away from abortion and decides to have the baby and give it away to a good family.

Juno pretends she doesn't really care, but she still tries to find the perfect family which shows that inside she does care about the baby. So she finds a family that she thinks will be perfect. The couple had not been able to have a baby and the wife is desperate, but the husband pretends to want to be a father but doesn't really care. Juno becomes good friends with the husband, but later the husband turns out to be a jerk and divorces his wife. Juno gives the baby to the wife anyways because she trusts her, Juno then decides to talk to the real father again and they start up their bond again. They realize that they still like each other and go out with each other.

A happy ending like this probably does not happen in real life situations. Most girls like this have abortions or the father wants nothing to do with her.


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Thursday, December 27, 2007


Sub-prime mortgage problem for dummies

Good article about how collateralized debt obligations were used to generate fees from sub-prime mortgage loans. There is perhaps an inevitable tone to the article which now makes it seem obvious what the effects of these type of financial instruments would be. But why wasn't it more evident at the time to those responsible for looking out for risks? I'm uncomfortable with assuming that everyone is corrupt. But the combination of a few corrupt individuals, executives desperate to hit a quarterly revenue target and regulators who don't wish to appear ignorant is the mix I would bet on.

See complete WSJ article copied below.
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Wall Street Wizardry Amplified Credit Crisis

A CDO Called Norma Left 'Hairball of Risk'; Tailored by Merrill Lynch

In recent years, as home prices and mortgage lending boomed, bankers found ever-more-clever ways to repackage trillions of dollars in loans, selling them off in slivers to investors around the world. Financiers and regulators figured all the activity would disperse risk, and maybe even make markets safer and stronger.

Then along came Norma.

Norma CDO I Ltd., as its full name goes, is one of a new breed of mortgage investments created in the waning days of the U.S. housing boom. Instead of spreading the risk of a global home-finance boom, the instruments have magnified and concentrated the effects of the subprime-mortgage bust. They are now behind tens of billions of dollars of write-downs at some of the world's largest banks, including the $9.4 billion announced last week by Morgan Stanley.

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Norma illustrates how investors and Wall Street, in their efforts to keep a lucrative market going, took a good idea too far. Created at the behest of an Illinois hedge fund looking for a tailor-made bet on subprime mortgages, the vehicle was brought into existence by Merrill Lynch & Co. and a posse of little-known partners.

In its use of newfangled derivatives, Norma contributed to a speculative market that dwarfed the value of the subprime mortgages on which it was based. It was also part of a chain of mortgage-linked investments that took stakes in one another. The practice generated fees for a handful of big banks. But, say critics, it created little value for investors or the broader economy.

"Everyone was passing the risk to the next deal and keeping it within a closed system," says Ann Rutledge, a principal of R&R Consulting, a New York structured-finance consultancy. "If you hold my risk and I hold yours, we can say whatever we think it's worth and generate fees from that. It's like...creating artificial value."

Only nine months after selling $1.5 billion in securities to investors, Norma is worth a fraction of its original value. Credit-rating firms, which once signed off approvingly on the deal, have slashed its ratings to junk.

The concept behind Norma, known as a collateralized debt obligation, has been in use since the 1980s. A CDO, most broadly, is a device that repackages the income from a pool of bonds, derivatives or other investments. A mortgage CDO might own pieces of a hundred or more bonds, each of which contains thousands of individual mortgages. Ideally, this diversification makes investors in the CDO less vulnerable to the problems of a single borrower or security.

The CDO issues a new set of securities, each bearing a different degree of risk. The highest-risk pieces of a CDO pay their investors higher returns. Pieces with lower risk, and higher credit ratings, pay less. Investors in the lower-risk pieces are first in line to receive income from the CDO's investments; investors in the higher-risk pieces are first to take losses.

But Norma and similar CDOs added potentially fatal new twists to the model. Rather than diversifying their investments, they bet heavily on securities that had one thing in common: They were among the most vulnerable to a rise in defaults on so-called subprime mortgage loans, typically made to borrowers with poor or patchy credit histories. While this boosted returns, it also increased the chances that losses would hit investors severely.

Also, these CDOs invested in more than simply subprime-backed securities. The CDOs held chunks of each other, as well as derivative contracts that allowed them to bet on mortgage-backed bonds they didn't own. This magnified risk. Wall Street banks took big pieces of Norma and similar CDOs on their own balance sheets, concentrating the losses rather than spreading them among far-flung investors.

"It is a tangled hairball of risk," Janet Tavakoli, a Chicago consultant who specializes in CDOs, says of Norma. "In March of 2007, any savvy investor would have thrown this...in the trash bin."

Penny Stocks

Norma was nurtured in a small office building on a busy road in Roslyn, on the north shore of New York's Long Island. There, a stocky, 37-year-old money manager named Corey Ribotsky runs a company called N.I.R. Group LLC. Mr. Ribotsky came not from the world of mortgage securities, but from the arena of penny stocks, shares that trade cheaply and often become targets of speculation or manipulation.

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N.I.R. and its affiliates have taken stakes in 300 companies, some little-known, including a brewer called Bootie Beer Corp., lighting firm Cyberlux Corp. and water-purification company R.G. Global Lifestyles. Mr. Ribotsky's firms are in litigation in New York federal court with all three companies, which claim N.I.R. manipulated their share prices. Through its lawyer, N.I.R. denies wrongdoing and has accused the companies of failing to repay loans.

Mr. Ribotsky's firm attracted the attention of Merrill Lynch in 2005. The top underwriter of CDOs from 2004 to mid-2007, Merrill had generated hundreds of millions of dollars in profits from assembling and then helping to distribute CDOs backed by mortgage securities. For each CDO Merrill underwrote, the investment bank earned fees of 1% to 1.50% of the deal's total size, or as much as $15 million for a typical $1 billion CDO.

To keep underwriting fees coming, Merrill recruited outside firms, called CDO managers. Merrill helped them raise funds, procure the assets for their CDOs and find investors. The managers, for their part, choose assets and later monitor the CDO's collateral, although many of the structures don't require much active management. It was an attractive proposition for many start-up firms, which could earn lucrative annual management fees.

Mr. Ribotsky's entry into the world of CDO managers began at Engineers Country Club on Long Island. There, in 2005, he met Mitchell Elman, a New York criminal-defense lawyer who specializes in drunk-driving and drug cases. Mr. Elman introduced Mr. Ribotsky to Kenneth Margolis, then a high-profile CDO salesman at Merrill, according to people familiar with the situation. Mr. Elman declined to comment.

'It Sounded Interesting'

Mr. Margolis, who in February 2006 became co-head of Merrill's CDO banking business, played a key role in seeking out start-up firms to manage CDOs. He put Mr. Ribotsky in contact with a few people who had experience in the mortgage debt market. They included two former Wachovia Corp. bankers, Scott Shannon and Joseph Parish III, who left Wachovia and established their own CDO management firm.

Mr. Ribotsky decided to team up with Messrs. Shannon and Parish. "It sounded interesting and that's how we ventured into it," Mr. Ribotsky says. Messrs. Parish and Shannon declined to discuss specifics of Norma.

Together the trio set up a company called N.I.R. Capital Management, which over the next year or so took on the management of three CDOs underwritten by Merrill.

In 2006, Mr. Ribotsky says Merrill came to N.I.R. with a new proposition: One of the investment bank's clients, a hedge fund, wanted to invest in the riskiest piece of a certain type of CDO. Merrill worked out a general structure for the vehicle. It asked N.I.R. to manage it.

"It was already set up when it was presented to us," Mr. Ribotsky says. "They interviewed a bunch of managers and selected our team."

The CDO would be called Norma, after a small constellation in the southern hemisphere. According to people familiar to the matter, the hedge fund was Evanston, Ill.-based Magnetar, a fund that shared its name with a powerful neutron star. Magnetar declined to comment.

On Dec. 7, 2006, Norma was established as a company domiciled in the Cayman Islands. N.I.R., as its manager, would earn fees of some 0.1%, or about $1.5 million a year.

Norma belonged to a class of instruments known as "mezzanine" CDOs, because they invested in securities with middling credit ratings, averaging triple-B. Despite their risks, mezzanine CDOs boomed in the late stages of the credit cycle as investors reached for the higher returns they offered. In the first half of 2007, issuers put out $68 billion in mortgage CDOs containing securities with an average rating of triple-B or the equivalent -- the lowest investment-grade rating -- or lower, according to research from Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. That was more than double the level for the same period a year earlier.

Buying Protection

For Norma, N.I.R. assembled $1.5 billion in investments. Most were not actual securities, but derivatives linked to triple-B-rated mortgage securities. Called credit default swaps, these derivatives worked like insurance policies on subprime residential mortgage-backed securities or on the CDOs that held them. Norma, acting as the insurer, would receive a regular premium payment, which it would pass on to its investors. The buyer of protection, which was initially Merrill Lynch, would receive payouts from Norma if the insured securities were hurt by losses. It is unclear whether Merrill retained the insurance, or resold it to other investors who were hedging their subprime exposure or betting on a meltdown.

Many investment banks favored CDOs that contained these credit-default swaps, because they didn't require the purchase of securities, a process that typically took months. With credit-default swaps, a billion-dollar CDO could be assembled in weeks.

Multiplying Risk

In principle, credit-default swaps help banks and other investors pass along risks they don't want to keep. But in the case of subprime mortgages, the derivatives have magnified the effect of losses, because they allowed bankers to create an unlimited number of CDOs linked to the same mortgage-backed bonds. UBS Investment Research, a unit of Swiss bank UBS AG, estimates that CDOs sold credit protection on around three times the actual face value of triple-B-rated subprime bonds.

The use of derivatives "multiplied the risk," says Greg Medcraft, chairman of the American Securitization Forum, an industry association. "The subprime-mortgage crisis is far greater in terms of potential losses than anyone expected because it's not just physical loans that are defaulting."

Norma, for its part, bought only about $90 million of mortgage-backed securities, or 6% of its overall holdings. Of that, some were pieces of other CDOs mostly underwritten by Merrill, according to documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. These CDOs included Scorpius CDO Ltd., managed by a unit of Cohen & Co., a company run by former Merrill CDO chief Christopher Ricciardi. Later, Norma itself would be among the holdings of Glacier Funding CDO V Ltd., managed by an arm of New York mortgage firm Winter Group.

A Winter Group official said the company declined to comment, as did Cohen & Co.

Such cross-selling benefited banks, because it helped support the flow of new CDOs and underwriting fees. In fact, the bulk of the middle-rated pieces of CDOs underwritten by Merrill were purchased by other CDOs that the investment bank arranged, according to people familiar with the matter. Each CDO sold some of its riskier slices to the next CDO, which then sold its own slices to the next deal, and so on.

Propping Up Prices

Critics say the cross-selling reached such proportions that it artificially propped up the prices of CDOs. Rather than widely dispersing exposure to these mortgages, the practice circulated the same risk among a relatively small number of players.

By early 2007, Norma was ready to face the ratings firms. Different slices of CDOs get different ratings because some protect the others from losses to defaults. A "junior" slice might take the first $30 million in losses on a $1 billion CDO, while a triple-A "senior" slice would not be affected until losses reached $200 million or more.

But the system works only if the securities in the CDO are uncorrelated -- that is, if they are unlikely to go bad all at once. Corporate bonds, for example, tend to have low correlation because the companies that issue them operate in different industries, which typically don't get into trouble simultaneously.

Mortgage securities, by contrast, have turned out to be very similar to one another. They're all linked to thousands of loans across the U.S. Anything big enough to trigger defaults on a large portion of those loans -- like falling home prices across the country -- is likely to affect the bonds in a CDO as well. That's particularly true for the kinds of securities on which mezzanine CDOs made their bets. Triple-B-rated bonds would typically stand to suffer if losses to defaults on the underlying pools of loans reached about 10%.

Easy Credit

When rating companies analyzed Norma, though, they were looking backward to a time when rising house prices and easy credit had kept defaults on subprime mortgages low. Norma's marketing documents noted plenty of risks for investors but also said that CDO securities had a high degree of ratings stability.

Beyond that, rating firms say they had reason to believe that the securities wouldn't all go bad at once as the housing market soured. For one, each security contained mortgages from a different mix of lenders, so lending standards might differ from security to security. Also, each security had its own unique team of companies collecting the payments. Yuri Yoshizawa, group managing director at Moody's Investors Service, says the firm figured some of these mortgage servicers would be better than others at handling problematic loans.

In March, Moody's, Standard & Poor's and Fitch Ratings gave Norma their seal of approval. In its report, Fitch cited growing concern about the subprime mortgage business and the high number of borrowers who obtained loans without proof of income. Still, all three rating companies gave slices comprising 75% of the CDO's total value their highest, triple-A rating -- implying they had as little risk as Treasury bonds of the U.S. government.

Merrill and N.I.R. took Norma to investors. Together, they produced a 78-page pitchbook that bore Merrill's trademark bull. Inside were nine pages of risk factors that included standard warnings about CDOs. The pitchbook also extolled mortgage securities, which it noted "have historically exhibited lower default rates, higher recovery upon default and better rating stability than comparably rated corporate bonds."

Most importantly, though, Norma offered high returns: On a riskier triple-B slice, Norma said it would pay investors 5.5 percentage points above the interest rate at which banks lend to each other, known as the London interbank offered rate, or Libor. At the time, that translated into a yield of over 10% on the security -- compared with roughly 6% on triple-B corporate bonds.

Network of Contacts

Mr. Ribotsky says the selling required little effort, as Merrill drummed up interest from its network of contacts. "That's what they get their fees for," he says.

Norma sold some $525 million in CDO slices -- largely the lower-rated ones with higher returns -- to investors. Merrill declined to say whether it kept Norma's triple-A rated, $975 million super-senior tranche or sold it to another financial institution.

Many investment banks with CDO businesses -- Citigroup Inc., Morgan Stanley and UBS -- frequently kept or bought these super-senior pieces, whose lower returns interested few investors. In doing so, they bet that the top CDO slices, which typically comprised as much as 60% of the whole CDO, were insulated from losses.

By September, Norma was in trouble. Amid a steep decline in house prices and rising defaults on mortgage loans, the value of subprime-backed securities went into a free fall. As increasingly worrisome delinquency data rolled in, analysts upped their estimates of total losses on subprime-backed securities issued in 2006 to 20% or more, a level that would wipe out most triple-B-rated securities.

Within weeks, ratings firms began to change their views. In October, Moody's downgraded $33.4 billion worth of mortgage-backed securities, including those which Norma had insured. Those downgrades set the stage for a review of CDOs backed by those securities -- and then further downgrades.

Mezzanine CDOs such as Norma were the hardest hit. On Nov. 2, Moody's slashed the ratings on seven of Norma's nine rated slices, three all the way from investment-grade to junk. Fitch downgraded all nine slices to junk, including two that it had rated triple-A.

Worse Performances

Other mezzanine CDOs, including some underwritten by other investment banks, have had worse performances. Around 30 are now in default, according to S&P. Norma is still paying interest on its securities. It is not known whether it has had to make payouts under the credit default swap agreements.

Ratings companies say their March opinions represented their best read at the time, and called the subprime deterioration unprecedented and unexpectedly rapid. "It's one of the worst performances that we've seen," says Kevin Kendra, a managing director at Fitch. "The world has changed quite drastically -- and our view of the world has changed quite drastically."

By mid-December, $153.5 billion in CDO slices had been downgraded, according to Deutsche Bank. Because banks owned the lion's share of the mezzanine CDOs, they bore the brunt of the losses. In all, banks' write-downs on mortgage investments announced so far add up to more than $70 billion.

For larger banks, holdings of mezzanine CDOs could account for one-third to three-quarters of the total losses. In addition to the $9.4 billion fourth-quarter write-down Morgan Stanley just announced it would take, Citigroup has projected its fourth-quarter write-down could reach $11 billion. UBS said this month it would take a $10 billion write-down after taking a $4.4 billion third-quarter loss.

Merrill, for its part, took a $7.9 billion write-down on mortgage-related holdings in the third quarter. Analysts expect it to write down a similar amount in the current quarter, which would represent the largest losses of any bank. News of the losses have led to the ouster of CEO Stan O'Neal and Osman Semerci, the bank's global head of fixed income. Mr. Margolis left this summer.

Mr. Ribotsky says he doesn't have plans to do any more CDOs at the current time. "Obviously, we're not happy about the occurrences in the marketplace," he says.

Write to Carrick Mollenkamp at carrick.mollenkamp@wsj.com and Serena Ng at serena.ng@wsj.com

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AMT – 2008 Tax Law changes

December 27, 2007

IRS: Tax Fix Delays Refunds

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

WASHINGTON (AP) -- More than 3 million people will have to wait until February to get their tax refunds because of Congress' late fix to the alternative minimum tax, the IRS said Thursday.

Congress put a one-year freeze on growth of the alternative minimum tax last week, shielding many middle- and upper-middle income taxpayers from first exposure to the tax. But Congress' late action means the Internal Revenue Service won't be able to start processing five AMT-related forms until February, delaying potential refunds for those people until that month.

''We regret the inconvenience the delay will mean for million of early tax filers, especially those expecting a refund,'' acting IRS Commissioner Linda Stiff said. [JC note: there was no record of laughter following her remarks].

As many as 13.5 million people will have to wait until February 11 to start filing with the five AMT-related forms, but the IRS said filing patterns show only between 3 million to 4 million of those people file during the early tax season anyhow.

The five forms affected by the delay are:

-- Form 8863, Education Credits.

-- Form 5695, Residential Energy Credits.

-- Form 1040A's Schedule 2, Child and Dependent Care Expenses for Form 1040A Filers.

-- Form 8396, Mortgage Interest Credit and

-- Form 8859, District of Columbia First-Time Homebuyer Credit.

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Sunday, November 11, 2007


Elephant Man by Gabriela Costales

Nov 2007

This movie is not one of my favorite ones because it is very sad and the black and white feature makes it scary. John Merrick, or as known by everyone else in the world, the Elephant Man, due to his enormous features, has been treated terribly all his life.

He makes a living by being part of a traveling freak show carnival group. Everyone does not believe that he could possibly be human, so he frightens many people. He would frighten me too because he looked like something – not someone – that’s in my nightmares. One day a surgeon named Frederick Treves realized that John was human and decided to admit him into the hospital where he worked. Once there they learn that John is an intelligent man who can speak, read and write. He even begins to construct a model of a Church that is outside his window.

What really made this movie depressing was how people treated John as an animal and how for him, a simple task like watching a play, was a miracle. Another sad part was to realize that although John loved his mother dearly and thought she was the ‘most beautiful woman in the world,’ she probably hated him for his deformities. This movie gave me a new perspective on life – to know that there are others that suffer a million times worse than we do.


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Monday, October 1, 2007


I'm Cuban, and if I Wasn't, I'd Pay to be One

ARTICULO SOBRE LOS CUBANOS ESCRITO POR EL PERIODISTA MEXICANO VICTOR MONA

Los cubanos Salen de una isla pequeña y se han diseminado por todo el mundo. Uno es profesor en una universidad de Australia; otro, inauguró en Alaska un restaurante. Nada los detiene, ni el frio ni el calor. Los seduce el trópico de la Florida, pero soportan igualmente a pie firme los hielos de Boston y Nueva York. No mendigan, trabajan. Los que en Cuba eran pobres, aquí son ricos. Los que allá eran medio pelo, aquí son pelo y medio.

Ningun obstáculo detiene su laboriosidad beligerante si la oferta es digna. Uno es rector de la Universidad; otro, maquilla muertos. Cambian, pero solo en la superficie. En Miami siguen jugando la bolita (lotería Prohibida), peleando gallos a escondidas y enviando los hijos a la escuela privada. En Madrid, estan contra Jose Luis Rodríguez Zapatero y en Caracas, contra Hugo Chavez, siempre en la oposición.
Se les critica y se les envidia pero en el fondo se les admira. Gallegos por el trabajo y judios por la voluntad de sobrevivir, constituyen una legión empecinada que no se deja ignorar. Traen su musica calurosa, el ruido de sus tambores, los frijoles negros y el bistec de palomilla con moros y maduros. Pero traen sobre todo la simpatia, la cordialidad y la laboriosidad.

Quienes son? Son los cubanos del destierro, la unica población mundial trasplantada, que (salvo los hebreos) en más de un tercio de siglo no han perdido su identidad. Los que admiraban a Cuba desde lejos como ejemplo supremo de pujanza latinoamericana, los que veian a Cuba como un milagro etnico y cultural, donde todo parecia un relajo pero todo funcionaba bien,

Ya no tienen que ir a Cuba para conocerla. Aquí la tienen dentro de los mismos Estados Unidos. Esta es Cuba. Estos son los cubanos. Exagerados, fanfarrones, ruidosos, sí, pero tambien intensos, profundamente creadores y buenos amigos. Y que no han hecho en estos 47 años de destierro los cubanos para poder sobrevivir con dignidad? Cuál actividad manual o intelectual no han ensayado en este o en aquel pais, por complicada que pareciera, lo han realizado para no quedarse detrás, para no dejarse discriminar.

En alguna de esas actividades han llegado tan lejos que superan a emigraciones que los precedieron por cerca de medio siglo. No hay hospital en Estados Unidos donde no haya hoy un medico cubano. No hay periódico donde no haya un periodista cubano, ni banco donde no haya un banquero cubano, ni publicitaria donde no haya un publicitario cubano, ni escuela donde no haya un maestro cubano, ni universidad donde no haya un profesor cubano, ni comercio donde no haya un manager cubano.
En las Grandes Ligas del béisbol sus nombres tambien brillan. En Madrid, el primer poeta latinoamericano es un negro cubano.

En la Coca Cola, Kellog's, McCormick, Pepsi Cola y tantas otras su dirigente es o fué un cubano. En el Congreso de Washington hay cuatro cubanos, en el Senado federal se sientan dos cubanos, el Ministro de Comercio de E. U. es un cubano, la Viceministro de Salud es una doctora cubana. Caramba, son unos pocos en éste pais y llegaron hace muy poco tiempo.

En la tierras prestadas del extranjero parecen llevar siempre en la frente la marca del sitio de donde vienen. Los cubanos llevan a Cuba. La enaltecen y la honran, porque ademas de en la frente la llevan en el corazón.

Pero hay algo en el desterrado cubano, a mi juicio, superior a esa actividad profesional triunfante, y es su odio al despotismo del que huyen, su amor a la tierra que dejaron. Eso lo separa y lo define. Eso da a sus triunfos en medio del desarraigo, una grandeza que de otro modo no tendría. Por qué, preguntan algunos, no se acaban de quedar tranquilos los exiliados cubanos?

Por que no aceptan de una vez que perdieron la batalla? Se han afincado definitivamente en estas tierras hospitalarias que los han acogido y donde viven en lo material muchas veces mejor que como vivian en Cuba. Los que se preguntan ésto, no conocen a los cubanos. El cubano sabe esto. Aun teniendolo todo, si les falta Cuba, no tienen nada. Quizas por ello han hecho su Cuba aquí. Saben mas todavía que esta prosperidad de que disfrutan, lejos de su isla hambreada y aterrada, es en cierto modo una forma de traición. Por eso, si se le mira bien, se verá que a veces parece que el cubano rie, pero en realidad esta llorando por dentro.

Le nace el hijo, le crece, se le gradua en la Universidad, pero el cubano suspira. Ay, si estuviera en mi Cuba! Compra una casa, un auto, o una lancha y sigue suspirando. Ay! Si todo esto lo tuviera en Cuba! De una manera misteriosa, que no puede definir, hay un vinculo con aquello que tira de aquí hacia allá. Ahora que perdió a su pais, sabe que no puede vivir sin Cuba, y la sueña de noche, y le agiganta los valores y la embellece y la idealiza, y se culpa de no haberla entendido mejor, y la recrea en su cantos y bailes, y la revive en sus historias en sus costumbres y en sus comidas.

Por que compran hoy los cubanos mas libros cubanos que nunca? Por que tienen sus casas, sus negocios y sus oficinas llenas de palmas, de banderas, de escudos y de retratos de Jose Marti? Por qué aunque sean USA citizens SIGUEN SIENDO CUBANOS? Por qué se reunen en sus municipios formados en el exilio, borrando antiguos antagonismos de partido o clase?

Porque el cubano sabe que lo unico auténticamente suyo fue SU CUBA y que a ella quisiera el poder regresar. No les preocupa que le devuelvan la residencia o el negocio, si lo tenian. Lo unico que desean es volver a su tierra. La casa donde nació esta destruída, al pueblo se lo han puesto desconocido, la madre ha muerto. Pero no importa. El exiliado cubano quiere de todos modos ir a esa casa, a ese pueblo y a esa tumba. La Patria empieza ahí. En el exilio tropieza, yerra y se equivoca, pero está salvado tambien porque en el fondo de su ser nunca traicionó a Cuba.

Cuando llegue ese momento muchos volveran, otros no podran hacerlo, pero las semillas que dejaron donde estuvieron exiliados no los olvidará, perdurarán por siempre y para siempre porque lo hicieron con mucho sacrificio, tenacidad y amor. Y aunque a lo mejor no tendremos la oportunniad de leerlo, muchos escribirán sobre su paso aquí para orgullo de sus descendientes.


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Wednesday, July 25, 2007


Zulu Pigeon

A transponder, either directly hit or affected by nearby lightning, exploded with a flash and loud bang and sent debris flying at least 30 feet. A pigeon who had been on the line, flew up, hovered for about 5 seconds and sat right back down on the line.

Bad asses know no species-limitations.


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Wednesday, June 27, 2007


Christopher Buckley

From the book, Thank You for Smoking: Tobacco company executive addressing his cowed sales team:

People, what is going on out there? I look down this table, all I see are white flags. Our numbers are down all across the board. Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a shit from heaven! We don't sell Tic-Tacs for Christ's sake. We sell cigarettes. And they're cool and available and addictive. The job is almost done for us!


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Friday, June 8, 2007

Surf's Up by Daniel Costales -- # 41486

This movie was about a penguin named Cody Maverick who was the only surfer in his town. He had a brother and a mom. When he was young he met a legend name big Z. He was the one who really taught him surfing. All his life, Cody wanted to be just like him. But one day, a whale came to take any surfer to Penguin ‘U’ for the Big Z. Memorial surf-off.

When they got there, they found that Cody, couldn't see what he could do and left. But Cody chased after them and eventually came back to surf. On the way there he met a chicken named Chicken Joe, who was also a surfer who came from Wisconsin. When they got there, Cody saw Big Z’s shrine from his death, then he saw the champ who was named Tank Evans. When he was there, he did a one-on-one with him, lost, and step on a red urchin. So the lifeguard took him to a tree where this man was and cured him by peeing on his foot. A little later, Cody took him to a beach and then realized that he was Big Z, and realized that he didn't die. Then later on, the surf-off began and Tank Evans, Cody Maverick, and Chicken Joe were the finalists. Cody lost trying to save Chicken Joe from Tank Evans.


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Monday, May 28, 2007


Indiana Jones 4 by Nicole Galego


This past weekend, my family and I went to the movies to see Indiana Jones. As anyone else would, I had high expectations for the film due to the prior success of the famous Indiana Jones trilogy. I was excited to see what this new plot had to offer.

With past events like rolling boulders, temples of doom and cracking whips, I was experiencing a mixture of confusion and disappointment when I sat down to find a storyline full of paranormal discoveries, Russian communists and glowing skulls. Although some people were fascinated by the newer events in Indiana's adventures, I was unfazed by Steven Spielberg's attempts to have the last movie of the bunch be fresh & comedic.


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Monday, April 23, 2007


Words That Work by Frank Luntz

I was listening to an audio book [Words That Work] by Frank Luntz. He is known for his political work, but much of his insights are applicable outside the political arena. His main point is summarized in the following sentence;

It's not what you say, it's what people hear.
I've heard him on Fox discuss the ANWAR controversy and make the following point; exploring for alternate sources of energies is a better message than than drilling for oil, even if they constitute the same thing. It's one of those things which are annoyingly true. Below are his 10 rules of effective communication:
  1. Simplicity: Use small words. Avoid words that might force someone to reach for the dictionary, because most Americans won't.
  2. Brevity: Use short sentences. Be brief as possible. Never us a sentence when a phrase will do.
  3. Credibility Is as Important as Philosophy. People have to believe it to buy it. If your words lack sincerity or if they contradict accepted facts, circumstances or perceptions, they will lack impact.
  4. Consistency Matters. Repetition. Repetition. Repetition.
  5. Novelty: Offer something new. Words that work often involve a new definition of an old idea.
  6. Sound and Texture Matter. A string of words that have the same first letter, the same sound or the same syllabic cadence is more memorable than a random collection of sounds.
  7. Speak Aspirationally. The key to successful aspirational language is to personalize and humanize the message to trigger an emotional remembrance.
  8. Visualize. Paint a vivid picture.
  9. Ask a Question. A statement put in the form of a rhetorical question can have much greater impact than a plain assertion.
  10. Provide Context and Explain Relevance. You have to give people the "why" of a message before you tell them the "therefore" and the "so what."


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Monday, January 1, 2007


January 2008 – Business & Tax reminders

01/01 - Federal [Bank] Holiday

01/07 - IRA reminder - eligible to make IRA contributions up until April 15th

01/15 - All employers - payroll taxes due for monthly deposit filers

01/15 - Individuals. Make a payment of your estimated tax for 2007 if you did not pay your income tax for the year through withholding (or did not pay in enough tax that way). Use Form 1040-ES. This is the final installment date for 2007 estimated tax. However, you do not have to make this payment if you file your 2007 return (Form 1040) and pay any tax due by January 31, 2008.

01/21 - Federal [Bank] Holiday - MLK Day

01/22 - State of Florida sales taxes are due

01/31 - All businesses - furnish Forms 1098 & 1099 to applicable recipients

01/31 - All employers - deposit FUTA tax owed thru Dec 2007 - if $500 or less

01/31 - All employers - Form 941, Employer's QUARTERLY Federal Tax Return. This form is due 1 month after the calendar quarter ends. Use it to report social security and Medicare taxes and withheld income taxes on wages if your employees are not farm workers or household employees.

01/31 - All employers. Give your employees their copies of Form W-2 for 2007 by January 31, 2008. If an employee agreed to receive Form W-2 electronically, post it on a website accessible to the employee and notify the employee of the posting by January 31.


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Sunday, October 1, 2006


When to Depart The Departed

October 2006

We are out there among you. We represent an outwardly unidentifiable sub-culture of intense movie fans that regard casual movie fans as unconscionable dilettantes. Outside the movie theaters, we can’t even tell who our fellow members are until someone goes into just a little too much detail or describes with just a little too much intensity a scene from some movie. That type of innocuous behavior may go undetected with the masses, but to fellow celluloid freaks (FCF’s), it represents a clarion call as effective as smoke signals among the Iroquois Indians. FCF’s are frequently surprised to discover one another. Once I was attempting to recall a classic movie line, “Luke, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate ” at a trendy happy hour bar and an unknown guy walked up to our group. He looked as though he had stepped out of one of those magazines which feature very attractive humans who stare somberly into the camera lens seemingly either puzzled by their genetic good fortune or miffed by the request to spit out their gum. He proceeded to repeat the line perfectly. Curiosity very temporarily getting the better of jealousy, I asked when he last saw the movie. “Years ago as a kid”, he responded. I was both impressed and depressed; I had seen the movie three times while on vacation with my kids just two weeks ago and had been flubbing it badly. Fearful that he would soon regale the group with details from his recent volunteer efforts in Calcutta – we, OK me, proceeded to subtly communicate that the Kumbaya moment had passed, so don’t let the door hit your phony light saber on the way out buddy. But, I digress.

That incident now makes me think about how FCF’s can identify themselves to one another. First, do we even want to know who other FCF’s are, a cautious yes. Special handshakes are out of course, my gut instinct is that a good many FCF’s rarely have, or deserve, human contact outside of family members. But since people have an innate need to stratify themselves , we can steer that stratification towards movies that have the right stuff - Tom Wolfe and by extension, Max Weber would approve. Clearly the two movies about the Corleone family should form the basis for any litmus test. We’ll start out slow; what did Clemenza ask Paulie Gatto to do and in which movie ? Or perhaps we should focus more on our fascination with movie minutia? Actually, forget those litmus tests. I have a better one. But first, let’s digress.

So what thoughts go through the head of an FCF as he watches a movie? Let’s use The Departed (# 42788) as an example. The movie was directed by Martin Scorsese and earns its R rating. I’ll dispense with any pretense to objectivity and tell you why I love Scorsese’s movies and this one in particular.

From my untrained and sycophantic eye, part of what makes him great – the ability to tell a great story is a given - is how he moves the camera and his extensive use of music. A great example of camera movement is in how Scorsese used a Steadicam to enhance the movie viewing experience in Goodfellas. In a long uncut segment of the movie, we move along with the actors through a constant jumble of people, the Copacabana’s kitchen and right up to the just prepared table, right next to the stage of course, to listen to Bobby Vinton . Or the time the camera rushed up to the lovely face of Rosanna Arquette as she smiled, I was mesmerized, to put it politely. A nothing scene had engrossed me – granted the credit should probably be distributed between Scorsese and Ms Arquette – but it’s an example of what I don’t notice in the work of other directors.

Scorsese also uses sound like some of the thugs he frequently portrays might use a 2x4 piece of wood; frequently twisting the volume knob, jarring use of sound editing and soundtracks replete with pop songs from the particular era. Mostly though, he is able to get me to feel his movies. I remember nervously watching a coked-out Ray Liotta avoid the cops and wondering, why am I nervous? Early on in The Departed, as Gimme Shelter , prophetically fills our ears and the camera slithers around the corner and into the local grocery – not unlike a rat sniffing for food – you feel uncomfortable as you watch the victimizer lining up his prey.

The inhabitants of that grocery store badly needed shelter from the local crime boss. His face initially obscured in the opening scenes, we are drawn into a world where appearances don’t just fail to tell the whole story; they routinely get it completely wrong. OK, we got our bad guy, complete with red background and devilish facial features; we got our damaged but essentially good guy hero, we got a love interest – we’re ready, let’s go. So off we go - following the paths of two recent Massachusetts State Police graduates with growing anticipation and increasing revulsion at the frequent tally of the un-dearly departed.

Soon after graduation, the movie departs from typical police drama formula by giving us one unforgettable version of how people are selected for police undercover work. Forget the Best and the Brightest, this selection process had more in common with the Best and the Tightest – psychologically that is. A graduate is ‘invited’ to do undercover work by having his family background brutally exposed. We’ve seen good cop, bad cop performed before, just never on fresh cop. The seemingly sadistic technique does appear to be effective though. Just when you think they got lucky that someone with the background of Leonardo DiCaprio’s character – Billy Costigan, the one recruited to be an undercover cop - entered the academy, you realize that the undercover recruitment efforts did not start with that interrogation. Just when you think that Billy Costigan could never have realized what he was signing up for, you realize no one would sign up if they realized what they were signing up for. Unexpectedly, a serious thought wades in. The next time I am tempted to conclude that people who signed up for military service really should not complain about being thrust into military service, I might recall Billy Costigan and be a little less certain in my views. Just when you start thinking with the movie, you don’t realize it, but you’ve been transported from your reality to another.

Once transported, FCF’s wonder why it is non-FCF’s wish to return so quickly. Here it is – the litmus test. FCF’s are far likelier to stay in their seats as the credits roll and await the 5-digit Motion Picture Association of America number, which appears at the true end of every movie. Only then can you be assured that every potential ounce of enjoyment has been squeezed from the movie.

As you sit there, you’ll want to recall the interesting, fun or quirky scenes. You’ll know the scenes are memorable if they embed themselves in your psyche over time; right along-side Michael Corleone’s (first) wedding night and Mel Brooks’ space troopers ‘combing’ the desert. The mind begins to race and catalog the movie-going experiences; a mental ‘sort’ of sorts. I remember the near riot at the summer-time ‘Fun Show’ at the old Paramount Theater downtown when I was 9; or when I was 19, the date, no sure thing , who requested popcorn in the middle of movie. Christ, what were the odds, an un-ethical dilemma halfway through The Warriors ; to butter up or not to butter up? Seconds later, denial scenarios having been exhausted and found wanting, I got up for my refreshment walk of shame – a visible sellout to the movie gods and other FCF’s.

The credits should mark the start of reflection on the movie, as names and duties stream down the screen. In The Departed, Jack Nicholson performed a hilarious impersonation of a rat. I don’t think I’ll forget that one soon. Jeez, Mark Walberg’s personal assistant is actually named Eric Weinstein like in Entourage! Or that the little girl extra in the airport scene, which you have to Tivo your brain to recall, was named Francesca Scorsese – wow, hope that’s his granddaughter. This is all taken in while blankly staring past those who quickly leave as soon as the credits appear, reality show heathen no doubt.

Nowadays, as I sit and scan the credits, I often simultaneously ward off the amateurish efforts of my kids, feigning gastrointestinal issues, to leave ‘early’. “I paid for the whole movie,” I frequently and patiently explain to my mortified offspring, who feel the wrath of stares, even in the dark. I trust there will be more things in time, but for now, there is one thing I expect my kids to experience as they, God willing, age. The accuracy of this prediction will be inversely related to the distance between them and their Father. They will remain glued to their movie seats as others depart. Unable or unwilling to explain, that they cannot rise because they are not all there yet; lost in a good movie or a sweet memory.


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Friday, September 29, 2006


Degenerate Sports Fan - Sample Citation

A sample citation and appeal - names redacted to protect the innocent:


Letter #1_______________________________________
-----Original Message-----
From: Jorge Costales
Sent: Friday, September 29, 2006 5:52 PM
Subject: DSF Citation

Dear xxx:

We regret to inform you that you have been issued a Degenerate Sports Fan Citation.

By scheduling a party for your son during a University of Miami home football game you have shown a callous disregard for the well being of those whose life revolves around meaningless sporting events. I doubt this would have occurred if the Canes had a winning record – forgive me, normally I don't point fingers, except for the giant styrofoam ones. You are of course free to appeal this Citation directly to the xxx2 noting any extenuating circumstances - i.e. late schedule announcements (weak!). But given the performance of his team [St Louis Cardinals] recently, success appears as likely as an Islamic Jihadist Gay Day Parade.

See you Saturday – If you are a Satellite subscriber, please have an antenna enabled television available in case of inclement weather.

Jorge



Letter #2________________________________________
From: xxx
Subject: RE: DSF Citation

Dear Jorge:

I am very upset that I have been issued a Degenerate Sports Fan Violation for irresponsibly scheduling a party during a UM football game. If sustained, it will mean an end to my perfect record of never having received a DSFV - a feat I share with few.

It hasn’t been easy over the years. I, like any other degenerate sports fan, have always scheduled family events (baptisms, wedding, funerals) around any event that has a point spread. I am proud to say that until my son’s b-day party I have never put myself or my friends in a game day predicament- except missing the ’88 UM-UCLA game on my honeymoon (but I didn’t drag down anybody with me).

Although my wife pulled a fast one on me by the timing of this party, I was relieved to see that my friends were not affected by it. You, an experienced degenerate, ignored the invitation. xxx2, also well seasoned, enjoyed the game but showed some weakness by attending the party after the game. xxx3, on the other hand, had to work some magic. He could not avoid xxx3’s wrath so he smoothly convinced her to drop off their daughter and head to a nice restaurant for a romantic dinner - Duffy’s next to a big screen (classic DSF 101).

Based on my record and the fact that no harm was done I ask that the citation be rescinded.



Letter #3________________________________________
From: Jorge Costales
Subject: RE: DSF Citation

Dear xxx:

First I admire the skill of your response – immediately I am on the defensive – please be advised that I most certainly did not ignore the invitation; like xxx2 my intentions were to come by after the game – except my youngest offspring fell asleep – apparently shuttling off to watch the 2nd half of the UM game after a pool party was too tiring; Kids! what are ya gonna do? – so I begin with an apology for the lack of even a drive-by appearance

Your defense highlights why the Citation was such a difficult decision to begin with. Your seemingly flawless track record; your good-natured willingness to hear oh-so-slightly differing variations of the same Miami Senior High lore from myself or xxx2 in the most inappropriate of circumstances; volunteer coaching background; kids ‘empapado’ in sports. I just didn’t see it coming, which is why it probably hurt so much.

I want to rescind. But what kind of a message does that send to the aforementioned kids?

A proposed solution – una escuelita – fortunately one is being offered the weekend of Nov 17th at Casa Manresa – only requirement is to wear a white rose polo shirt to Mass and harass your friends about non-sports related subjects.

Jorge

ps - I’m involved in planning another wedding for next summer – contingent parameters include, but are not limited to; MLB All-Star weekend, Tour de France, Zo’s Summer Grove, Heat Summer Camp & Disney blackout weekends. The one problem is with Marlin home dates which are released late, but I am in contact with MLB as we speak.


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Saturday, June 24, 2006


Cars by Daniel Costales -- #42361


This movie is about a car named Lightning McQueen, a race car, but he is a rookie. But although he is a rookie, he is famous because of the Piston Cup. The Cup ended in a tie so they decided that the three of them would race in California.

One night on the way there he fell out of the truck in his sleep. When he woke up, he drove to a place called Radiator Springs, an old town that was not on the map. So after that he met some friends and fixed the road that he and Doc, a legend who had won 3 Piston Cups, had used.

They found Lightning and took him back to the big race. He started in last place and moved up to the lead. Then a car named King crashed and Lightning started remembering stuff about how Doc had crashed and no one helped him. So he helped King and Chick won the race.


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Friday, June 23, 2006


Miami Heat Worl Champions 2005-2006

See you gotta understand. My brother and I were season ticket holders for the first 6 seasons. We were the type of season ticket holders who gave people who left during 4th quarter blowouts [and there were many] dirty looks for being fair weather fans. 'Why bother coming at all' was the message my semi-disgusted glances were meant to convey. I would make mental notes to not greet the offenders at the next game, unless they arrived with killer dates.

I would download the Heat schedule into my PalmPilot. No not the Palm Centro, that's right PalmPilot [can you smell the early adapter]. So when my buddy and the Miami Herald's boxing writer, among other tasks, needed a quote:

"It's been a long journey from Scott Hastings to Dwyane Wade," said Jorge Costales, 48, a former season-ticket holder from Miami who brought his children to watch the parade. "I've enjoyed almost every minute. When it happened, it was almost disbelief. But I am happy — especially for the community."
See the complete AP article below.






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Heat celebrate title with parade, revelry

Posted 6/23/2006 4:18 PM ET
By Tim Reynolds, Associated Press
MIAMI — Amid throngs of fans pressed up against barricades, the Miami Heat embarked Friday afternoon on their championship parade — the one Shaquille O'Neal promised when he arrived two seasons ago.

Some arrived in the early morning hours, ensuring they'd get a good look at the newly crowned NBA champions along the route. O'Neal, Alonzo Mourning and Heat coach Pat Riley were among those on the back of one truck, as trainer Ron Culp and point guard Jason Williams sprayed fans with toy water cannons.

"The best; the best," said Heat owner Micky Arison, as his son Nicholas cradled the NBA championship trophy as they rode in a convertible. "It's unbelievable."

Early estimates suggested the crowd could reach 250,000.

"I expected everybody would be out here," said Finals MVP Dwyane Wade, who carried his trophy and wore white sunglasses — playing on the Heat's playoff theme of "White Hot."

Mourning said he wasn't sure what to expect from the long-awaited party, which featured tons of confetti and streamers.

"A lot of joy and excitement and celebration, man," Mourning said as he walked toward the parade route.

Maybe a little too much.

After O'Neal jumped off his truck and tried to finish the parade route on foot, slapping high-fives with people along the way, a large number of fans broke through a barricade and swarmed the Heat center. O'Neal got into a vehicle and was driven away and the situation remained relatively calm, but police were pressed into action to clear the roadway so the parade could continue.

Already, the question has become this: Can the Heat repeat?

"Yes, because Dwyane Wade keeps getting better," said Laurenn Webster, 19, a student from Coral Gables.

"And he's already the best," chimed in twin sister, Lindsay, who, like Laurenn, wore a new Wade jersey.

Barring some unforeseen shake-ups, most of this team — which beat the Dallas Mavericks in six games for the title, clinching it on Tuesday night — is coming back, so, maybe they can.

Wade and O'Neal are almost certain to be under contract here for four more seasons; that's how long O'Neal has left on his deal, and Wade becomes eligible July 1 for a long-term extension that should pay him at least $75 million.

The other starters —Udonis Haslem, Antoine Walker and Jason Williams— all have multiyear deals still in place; Williams, however, has said he'll likely need surgery to relieve tendinitis in his knee this summer.

James Posey, who hit some big shots in the Game 6 clincher and emerged as a huge spark in the playoff run, can choose to become a free agent but may still return regardless. Gary Payton has repeatedly said that he plans to re-sign, saying he spent 16 years chasing a title — and now wants to know what it's like to defend one.

The biggest personnel uncertainties right now? Riley and Mourning.

Riley is 61 and acknowledges this season drained him; when a rumor popped up in the postseason that he was stepping aside, he issued a terse statement vowing to return for 2006-07, but was largely noncommittal in the din of the postgame celebration in Dallas.

And Mourning clearly can still play, given his eight-point, six-rebound, five-block, all-dramatic effort in the Game 6 clincher over the Mavericks. He hasn't made any plan official, and given how valuable he was when O'Neal was in foul trouble or injured this season, Miami may try to coax the fan favorite into another return.

"It's time for me to be a little selfish," Mourning said, "in the sense of me deciding what's best for me, my career and my family right now."

There was a large police presence — standard for an event of this magnitude — but plans were not affected by Thursday's arrests of seven men accused of plotting a terror attack against Chicago's Sears Tower and a federal building in Miami. Most of the arrests took place in Miami's Liberty City neighborhood.

Other than some concerns about dehydration and heat-related problems on a searing, bright day in Miami, police didn't report any major problems among the spectators before the parade began.

"This city does not have a history of celebrations turning violent," Miami police chief John Timoney said.

No, there was joy. Fans screamed in delight, waved Heat championship placards, strained for photos and pointed at the new championship banners hanging along the sides of Biscayne Boulevard — the major thoroughfare running through downtown.

After 18 years of waiting, the quest was finally over.

"It's been a long journey from Scott Hastings to Dwyane Wade," said Jorge Costales, 48, a former season-ticket holder from Miami who brought his children to watch the parade. "I've enjoyed almost every minute. When it happened, it was almost disbelief. But I am happy — especially for the community."

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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Friday, June 16, 2006


Nacho Libre by Gabriela Costales - #42729

This movie is about a Friar named, Ignacio (Nacho) Libre. He lives in an orphanage and cooks the food – nobody likes his cooking but he says it’s because there are no fresh ingredients. His dream was to become a wrestler – or a luchador in Spanish, movie takes place in Mexico. His life pretty much [consists of]; “I wake up at 5 am to cook breakfast. I love it! I also get to sleep in my bed by myself my whole life. It’s fantastic!”

One day a nun - Sister Encarnacion - comes to the Monastery and Nacho falls in love with her - too bad she’s a nun - but, so does another monk named, Hector - ya know the guy with the girly mustache. Anyways, uh …, oh right – one day Nacho finally got tired of his job and tried to fulfill his dream and be a luchador and maybe he can get some money to buy the orphans some food.

So he teams up with this weird, dirty, monkey-looking guy on the street whose name is Esqueleto and makes himself a costume. They pretty much lose every single match they were in so far but, he is getting paid because the people think they are funny. So now he goes and buys food for the orphans and nice clothes [for himself]. He wants to show Sister Encarnacion how tough he is, but she doesn’t like wrestling. So he and Esqueleto make a plan; Esqueleto would bring his friends to attack Nacho during his date and they will let Nacho win. So Nacho puts on his nice clothes and during the date the Sister asks why he isn’t wearing his robe. He says, “It was dirty, these are my recreation clothes” – he then tightens his pants where his butt is. Anyway, he gets into a fight with the wrong guy and loses.

[The movie did not end there. Obviously preparing for life as a Union rep, my daughter produced the required single page – no more, no less – Signed Amazed Father]


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Friday, December 9, 2005


Chronicles of Narnia [P1] by Daniel Costales

This movie is based on a book, and they are the same. I liked this movie a lot because of the war, the fights and the creatures. Some parts of the movie are really funny.

This movie is about four children named Lucy, Edmund, Peter and Susan. These four kids find the land of Narnia and soon become Kings & Queens. The first one to find Narnia, is Lucy. Then at night, when Edmund went to the bathroom he saw Lucy walking somewhere, so he followed her. When he finished following her, he was in the room with the wardrobe closet. So he went into the closet and found Narnia. So he was the second. Later in the story, Peter and Susan find Narnia as well.

Edmund betrays his brother and sisters because of the evil White Witch. He soon got to the good guys side. They all found out about the prophesy from the Beavers, who told them everything. They learned about how Aslan was coming to kill the White Witch.

So they trained for the war. Peter had to lead the war. Because of the writing around the stone table, Aslan had come back to life. He took Lucy and Susan to the war and they brought Peter back to life after the White Witch thought she had killed him. At the end, they became Kings and Queens.


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Thursday, January 20, 2005

No need for that prepaid college fund


The object which lies between my children, Daniel and Gabriela, is flour from a Mexican restaurant - Jan 2005


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Thursday, November 1, 2001


Final Exam review - submitted circa 80-85 AD

Did you feed the feed the hungry & thirsty?
Did you befriend strangers?
Did you clothe the naked?
Did you visit the sick and imprisoned?

We should clarify that anything other than a yes is considered, but not known absolutely, to be a failure. It should also be noted that during the latter half of the 20th and early part of the 21st centuries, Western Civilization-based individuals from increasingly secularized societies made an impassioned plea for an exception to the consequences associated with answering no to the above questions. It was argued that the no-late-fee maintenance of hefty mortgages in affluent neighborhoods should be a permissible substitute for a no answer to any or all of the above questions.

This came to be referred as the Yuppie Nuremberg defense [see Nick Naylor]. Whereas the 'just paying the mortgage' replaced the 'just following orders' rationalization. There is no known ruling on the above petition, so proceed accordingly.


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Thursday, September 14, 2000


Antonin Scalia

Romer v Evans:

First, as to its eminent reasonableness. The Court's opinion contains grim, disapproving hints that Coloradans have been guilty of "animus" or "animosity" toward homosexuality, as though that has been established as Unamerican. Of course it is our moral heritage that one should not hate any human being or class of human beings. But I had thought that one could consider certain conduct reprehensible--murder, for example, or polygamy, or cruelty to animals--and could exhibit even "animus" toward such conduct. Surely that is the only sort of "animus" at issue here: moral disapproval of homosexual conduct, the same sort of moral disapproval that produced the centuries old criminal laws that we held constitutional in Bowers. The Colorado amendment does not, to speak entirely precisely, prohibit giving favored status to people who are homosexuals; they can be favored for many reasons--for example, because they are senior citizens or members of racial minorities. But it prohibits giving them favored status because of their homosexual conduct--that is, it prohibits favored status for homosexuality.

But though Coloradans are, as I say, entitled to be hostile toward homosexual conduct, the fact is that the degree of hostility reflected by Amendment 2 is the smallest conceivable. The Court's portrayal of Coloradans as a society fallen victim to pointless, hate filled "gay bashing" is so false as to be comical. Colorado not only is one of the 25 States that have repealed their antisodomy laws, but was among the first to do so. See 1971 Colo. Sess. Laws, ch. 121, §1. But the society that eliminates criminal punishment for homosexual acts does not necessarily abandon the view that homosexuality is morally wrong and socially harmful; often, abolition simply reflects the view that enforcement of such criminal laws involves unseemly intrusion into the intimate lives of citizens. Cf. Brief for Lambda Legal Defense and Education Fund, Inc., et al. as Amici Curiae in Bowers v. Hardwick, O. T. 1985, No. 85-140, p. 25, n. 21 (antisodomy statutes are "unenforceable by any but the most offensive snooping and wasteful allocation of law enforcement resources"); Kadish, The Crisis of Overcriminalization, 374 The Annals of the American Academy of Political and Social Science 157, 161 (1967) ("To obtain evidence [in sodomy cases], police are obliged to resort to behavior which tends to degrade and demean both themselves personally and law enforcement as an institution").

There is a problem, however, which arises when criminal sanction of homosexuality is eliminated but moral and social disapprobation of homosexuality is meant to be retained. The Court cannot be unaware of that problem; it is evident in many cities of the country, and occasionally bubbles to the surface of the news, in heated political disputes over such matters as the introduction into local schools of books teaching that homosexuality is an optional and fully acceptable "alternate life style." The problem (a problem, that is, for those who wish to retain social disapprobation of homosexuality) is that, because those who engage in homosexual conduct tend to reside in disproportionate numbers in certain communities, see Record, Exh. MMM, have high disposable income, see ibid.; App. 254 (affidavit of Prof. James Hunter), and of course care about homosexual rights issues much more ardently than the public at large, they possess political power much greater than their numbers, both locally and statewide. Quite understandably, they devote this political power to achieving not merely a grudging social toleration, but full social acceptance, of homosexuality. See, e.g., Jacobs, The Rhetorical Construction of Rights: The Case of the Gay Rights Movement, 1969-1991, 72 Neb. L. Rev. 723, 724 (1993) ("[T]he task of gay rights proponents is to move the center of public discourse along a continuum from the rhetoric of disapprobation, to rhetoric of tolerance, and finally to affirmation").

By the time Coloradans were asked to vote on Amendment 2, their exposure to homosexuals' quest for social endorsement was not limited to newspaper accounts of happenings in places such as New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Key West. Three Colorado cities-- Aspen, Boulder, and Denver--had enacted ordinances that listed "sexual orientation" as an impermissible ground for discrimination, equating the moral disapproval of homosexual conduct with racial and religious bigotry. See Aspen Municipal Code §13-98 (1977); Boulder Rev. Municipal Code §§12-1-1 to 12-1-11 (1987); Denver Rev. Municipal Code, Art. IV §§28-91 to 28-116 (1991). The phenomenon had even appeared statewide: the Governor of Colorado had signed an executive order pronouncing that "in the State of Colorado we recognize the diversity in our pluralistic society and strive to bring an end to discrimination in any form," and directing state agency heads to "ensure non discrimination" in hiring and promotion based on, among other things, "sexual orientation." Executive Order No. D0035 (Dec. 10, 1990). I do not mean to be critical of these legislative successes; homosexuals are as entitled to use the legal system for reinforcement of their moral sentiments as are the rest of society. But they are subject to being countered by lawful, democratic countermeasures as well.

But the Court today has done so, not only by inventing a novel and extravagant constitutional doctrine to take the victory away from traditional forces, but even by verbally disparaging as bigotry adherence to traditional attitudes. To suggest, for example, that this constitutional amendment springs from nothing more than " `a bare . . . desire to harm a politically unpopular group,' " ante, at 13, quoting Department of Agriculture v. Moreno, 413 U.S. 528, 534 (1973), is nothing short of insulting. (It is also nothing short of preposterous to call "politically unpopular" a group which enjoys enormous influence in American media and politics, and which, as the trial court here noted, though composing no more than 4% of the population had the support of 46% of the voters on Amendment 2, see App. to Pet. for Cert. C-18.)

When the Court takes sides in the culture wars, it tends to be with the knights rather than the villains--and more specifically with the Templars, reflecting the views and values of the lawyer class from which the Court's Members are drawn. How that class feels about homosexuality will be evident to anyone who wishes to interview job applicants at virtually any of the Nation's law schools. The interviewer may refuse to offer a job because the applicant is a Republican; because he is an adulterer; because he went to the wrong prep school or belongs to the wrong country club; because he eats snails; because he is a womanizer; because she wears real animal fur; or even because he hates the Chicago Cubs. But if the interviewer should wish not to be an associate or partner of an applicant because he disapproves of the applicant's homosexuality, then he will have violated the pledge which the Association of American Law Schools requires all its member schools to exact from job interviewers: "assurance of the employer's willingness" to hire homosexuals. Bylaws of the Association of American Law Schools, Inc. §6-4(b); Executive Committee Regulations of the Association of American Law Schools §6.19, in 1995 Handbook, Association of American Law Schools. This law school view of what "prejudices" must be stamped out may be contrasted with the more plebeian attitudes that apparently still prevail in the United States Congress, which has been unresponsive to repeated attempts to extend to homosexuals the protections of federal civil rights laws, see, e.g., Employment Non Discrimination Act of 1994, S. 2238, 103d Cong., 2d Sess. (1994); Civil Rights Amendments of 1975, H. R. 5452, 94th Cong., 1st Sess. (1975), and which took the pains to exclude them specifically from the Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990, see 42 U.S.C. § 12211(a) (1988 ed., Supp. V).

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Today's opinion has no foundation in American constitutional law, and barely pretends to. The people of Colorado have adopted an entirely reasonable provision which does not even disfavor homosexuals in any substantive sense, but merely denies them preferential treatment. Amendment 2 is designed to prevent piecemeal deterioration of the sexual morality favored by a majority of Coloradans, and is not only an appropriate means to that legitimate end, but a means that Americans have employed before. Striking it down is an act, not of judicial judgment, but of political will. I dissent.


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Friday, September 8, 2000


William F. Buckley, Jr.

From Who's On First - chapter 6:

What Frenchman is in a position to reproach anybody, anywhere, on the subject of diplomacy? Here they were [1957], stuck on Algeria -- after being defeated in Indochina -- after being defeated by the Germans -- one generation after they'd have been defeated by the Germans save for the intervention of Mr. Wilson, two generations after losing to the Germans in 1870. Sheeeyit. Do we tell frogs how to jump on grapes?


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Saturday, January 1, 2000


The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway


The Sun Also Rises was written in 1926. It was Hemingway's 3rd book and his first novel.

http://www.bookrags.com/notes/sar/OBJ.htm

As a rule, I would think reading is preferable to listening to a book. But this audiobook, read by William Hurt, challenges the assumption. I was enjoying the writing so much that I went back and found that I had an old [Bantam 1954 and literally falling apart as I go] paperback and went back and read some of my favorite lines. But Hurt's reading is great. Aside from the pronunciation of the French and Spanish names, he adds a real personality to some of the lines [e.g. adding a sarcastic edge to, 'Try and take it sometime. Try and take it.'] and the accents [Harvey's Southern] are a real advantage.

Here's my as-you-go chapter summary:

  1. Robert Cohn is described by a friend, one of two, Jake. Hemingway's style is very distinctive; using short and plain sentences.
  2. Cohn's marriage is ending. Jake has a very detached attitude towards his friend.
  3. Jake meets Georgette. Brett is introduced. A typical Paris evening for the non-working [and drunkard - Jake had 5 drinks and shared 2 bottles of wine] class is described.
  4. Jake and Bret were, or are, in love. Jake's war injury has apparently incapacitated him sexually.
  5. Cohn's weird; he's got the hots for Brett
  6. Cohn dumps Frances and puts up with her scene. Harvey Stone very funny. Hemingway rags on Mencken.



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Sorry, But Your Soul Just Died by Tom Wolfe

Sorry, But Your Soul Just Died / Tom Wolfe / Forbes 1996

From neuroscience to Nietzsche. A sobering look at how man may perceive himself in the future, particularly as ideas about genetic predeterminism takes the place of dying Darwinism.

Being a bit behind the curve, I had only just heard of the digital revolution last February when Louis Rossetto, cofounder of Wired magazine, wearing a shirt with no collar and his hair as long as Felix Mendelssohn's, looking every inch the young California visionary, gave a speech before the Cato Institute announcing the dawn of the twenty-first century's digital civilization. As his text, he chose the maverick Jesuit scientist and philosopher Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, who fifty years ago prophesied that radio, television, and computers would create a "noösphere," an electronic membrane covering the earth and wiring all humanity together in a single nervous system. Geographic locations, national boundaries, the old notions of markets and political processes--all would become irrelevant. With the Internet spreading over the globe at an astonishing pace, said Rossetto, that marvelous modem-driven moment is almost at hand.

Could be. But something tells me that within ten years, by 2006, the entire digital universe is going to seem like pretty mundane stuff compared to a new technology that right now is but a mere glow radiating from a tiny number of American and Cuban (yes, Cuban) hospitals and laboratories. It is called brain imaging, and anyone who cares to get up early and catch a truly blinding twenty-first-century dawn will want to keep an eye on it.

Brain imaging refers to techniques for watching the human brain as it functions, in real time. The most advanced forms currently are three-dimensional electroencephalography using mathematical models; the more familiar PET scan (positron-emission tomography); the new fMRI (functional magnetic resonance imaging), which shows brain blood-flow patterns, and MRS (magnetic resonance spectroscopy), which measures biochemical changes in the brain; and the even newer PET reporter gene/PET reporter probe, which is, in fact, so new that it still has that length of heavy lumber for a name. Used so far only in animals and a few desperately sick children, the PET reporter gene/PET reporter probe pinpoints and follows the activity of specific genes. On a scanner screen you can actually see the genes light up inside the brain.

By 1996 standards, these are sophisticated devices. Ten years from now, however, they may seem primitive compared to the stunning new windows into the brain that will have been developed.

Brain imaging was invented for medical diagnosis. But its far greater importance is that it may very well confirm, in ways too precise to be disputed, certain theories about "the mind," "the self," "the soul," and "free will" that are already devoutly believed in by scholars in what is now the hottest field in the academic world, neuroscience. Granted, all those skeptical quotation marks are enough to put anybody on the qui vive right away, but Ultimate Skepticism is part of the brilliance of the dawn I have promised.

Neuroscience, the science of the brain and the central nervous system, is on the threshold of a unified theory that will have an impact as powerful as that of Darwinism a hundred years ago. Already there is a new Darwin, or perhaps I should say an updated Darwin, since no one ever believed more religiously in Darwin I than he does. His name is Edward O. Wilson. He teaches zoology at Harvard, and he is the author of two books of extraordinary influence, The Insect Societies and Sociobiology: The New Synthesis. Not "A" new synthesis but "The" new synthesis; in terms of his stature in neuroscience, it is not a mere boast.

Wilson has created and named the new field of sociobiology, and he has compressed its underlying premise into a single sentence. Every human brain, he says, is born not as a blank tablet (a tabula rasa) waiting to be filled in by experience but as "an exposed negative waiting to be slipped into developer fluid." You can develop the negative well or you can develop it poorly, but either way you are going to get precious little that is not already imprinted on the film. The print is the individual's genetic history, over thousands of years of evolution, and there is not much anybody can do about it. Furthermore, says Wilson, genetics determine not only things such as temperament, role preferences, emotional responses, and levels of aggression, but also many of our most revered moral choices, which are not choices at all in any free-will sense but tendencies imprinted in the hypothalamus and limbic regions of the brain, a concept expanded upon in 1993 in a much-talked-about book, The Moral Sense , by James Q. Wilson (no kin to Edward O.).

The neuroscientific view of life

This, the neuroscientific view of life, has become the strategic high ground in the academic world, and the battle for it has already spread well beyond the scientific disciplines and, for that matter, out into the general public. Both liberals and conservatives without a scientific bone in their bodies are busy trying to seize the terrain. The gay rights movement, for example, has fastened onto a study published in July of 1993 by the highly respected Dean Hamer of the National Institutes of Health, announcing the discovery of "the gay gene." Obviously, if homosexuality is a genetically determined trait, like left-handedness or hazel eyes, then laws and sanctions against it are attempts to legislate against Nature. Conservatives, meantime, have fastened upon studies indicating that men's and women's brains are wired so differently, thanks to the long haul of evolution, that feminist attempts to open up traditionally male roles to women are the same thing: a doomed violation of Nature.

Wilson himself has wound up in deep water on this score; or cold water, if one need edit. In his personal life Wilson is a conventional liberal, PC, as the saying goes--he is , after all, a member of the Harvard faculty--concerned about environmental issues and all the usual things. But he has said that "forcing similar role identities" on both men and women "flies in the face of thousands of years in which mammals demonstrated a strong tendency for sexual division of labor. Since this division of labor is persistent from hunter-gatherer through agricultural and industrial societies, it suggests a genetic origin. We do not know when this trait evolved in human evolution or how resistant it is to the continuing and justified pressures for human rights."

"Resistant" was Darwin II, the neuroscientist, speaking. "Justified" was the PC Harvard liberal. He was not PC or liberal enough. Feminist protesters invaded a conference where Wilson was appearing, dumped a pitcher of ice water, cubes and all, over his head, and began chanting, "You're all wet! You're all wet!" The most prominent feminist in America, Gloria Steinem, went on television and, in an interview with John Stossel of ABC, insisted that studies of genetic differences between male and female nervous systems should cease forthwith.

But that turned out to be mild stuff in the current political panic over neuroscience. In February of 1992, Frederick K. Goodwin, a renowned psychiatrist, head of the federal Alcohol, Drug Abuse, and Mental Health Administration, and a certified yokel in the field of public relations, made the mistake of describing, at a public meeting in Washington, the National Institute of Mental Health's ten-year-old Violence Initiative. This was an experimental program whose hypothesis was that, as among monkeys in the jungle--Goodwin was noted for his monkey studies--much of the criminal mayhem in the United States was caused by a relatively few young males who were genetically predisposed to it; who were hardwired for violent crime, in short. Out in the jungle, among mankind's closest animal relatives, the chimpanzees, it seemed that a handful of genetically twisted young males were the ones who committed practically all of the wanton murders of other males and the physical abuse of females. What if the same were true among human beings? What if, in any given community, it turned out to be a handful of young males with toxic DNA who were pushing statistics for violent crime up to such high levels? The Violence Initiative envisioned identifying these individuals in childhood, somehow, some way, someday, and treating them therapeutically with drugs. The notion that crime-ridden urban America was a "jungle," said Goodwin, was perhaps more than just a tired old metaphor.

That did it. That may have been the stupidest single word uttered by an American public official in the year 1992. The outcry was immediate. Senator Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts and Representative John Dingell of Michigan (who, it became obvious later, suffered from hydrophobia when it came to science projects) not only condemned Goodwin's remarks as racist but also delivered their scientific verdict: Research among primates "is a preposterous basis" for analyzing anything as complex as "the crime and violence that plagues our country today." (This came as surprising news to NASA scientists who had first trained and sent a chimpanzee called Ham up on top of a Redstone rocket into suborbital space flight and then trained and sent another one, called Enos, which is Greek for "man," up on an Atlas rocket and around the earth in orbital space flight and had thereby accurately and completely predicted the physical, psychological, and task-motor responses of the human astronauts, Alan Shepard and John Glenn, who repeated the chimpanzees' flights and tasks months later.) The Violence Initiative was compared to Nazi eugenic proposals for the extermination of undesirables. Dingell's Michigan colleague, Representative John Conyers, then chairman of the Government Operations Committee and senior member of the Congressional Black Caucus, demanded Goodwin's resignation--and got it two days later, whereupon the government, with the Department of Health and Human Services now doing the talking, denied that the Violence Initiative had ever existed. It disappeared down the memory hole, to use Orwell's term.

A conference of criminologists and other academics interested in the neuroscientific studies done so far for the Violence Initiative--a conference underwritten in part by a grant from the National Institutes of Health--had been scheduled for May of 1993 at the University of Maryland. Down went the conference, too; the NIH drowned it like a kitten. Last year, a University of Maryland legal scholar named David Wasserman tried to reassemble the troops on the QT, as it were, in a hall all but hidden from human purview in a hamlet called Queenstown in the foggy, boggy boondocks of Queen Annes County on Maryland's Eastern Shore. The NIH, proving it was a hard learner, quietly provided $133,000 for the event but only after Wasserman promised to fireproof the proceedings by also inviting scholars who rejected the notion of a possible genetic genesis of crime and scheduling a cold-shower session dwelling on the evils of the eugenics movement of the early twentieth century. No use, boys! An army of protesters found the poor cringing devils anyway and stormed into the auditorium chanting, "Maryland conference, you can't hide--we know you're pushing genocide!" It took two hours for them to get bored enough to leave, and the conference ended in a complete muddle with the specially recruited fireproofing PC faction issuing a statement that said: "Scientists as well as historians and sociologists must not allow themselves to provide academic respectability for racist pseudoscience." Today, at the NIH, the term Violence Initiative is a synonym for taboo . The present moment resembles that moment in the Middle Ages when the Catholic Church forbade the dissection of human bodies, for fear that what was discovered inside might cast doubt on the Christian doctrine that God created man in his own image.

Even more radio-active is the matter of intelligence, as measured by IQ tests. Privately--not many care to speak out--the vast majority of neuroscientists believe the genetic component of an individual's intelligence is remarkably high. Your intelligence can be improved upon, by skilled and devoted mentors, or it can be held back by a poor upbringing--i.e., the negative can be well developed or poorly developed--but your genes are what really make the difference. The recent ruckus over Charles Murray and Richard Herrnstein's The Bell Curve is probably just the beginning of the bitterness the subject is going to create.

Not long ago, according to two neuroscientists I interviewed, a firm called Neurometrics sought out investors and tried to market an amazing but simple invention known as the IQ Cap. The idea was to provide a way of testing intelligence that would be free of "cultural bias," one that would not force anyone to deal with words or concepts that might be familiar to people from one culture but not to people from another. The IQ Cap recorded only brain waves; and a computer, not a potentially biased human test-giver, analyzed the results. It was based on the work of neuroscientists such as E. Roy John 1 , who is now one of the major pioneers of electroencephalographic brain imaging; Duilio Giannitrapani, author of The Electrophysiology of Intellectual Functions ; and David Robinson, author of The Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale and Personality Assessment: Toward a Biologically Based Theory of Intelligence and Cognition and many other monographs famous among neuroscientists. I spoke to one researcher who had devised an IQ Cap himself by replicating an experiment described by Giannitrapani in The Electrophysiology of Intellectual Functions. It was not a complicated process. You attached sixteen electrodes to the scalp of the person you wanted to test. You had to muss up his hair a little, but you didn't have to cut it, much less shave it. Then you had him stare at a marker on a blank wall. This particular researcher used a raspberry- red thumbtack. Then you pushed a toggle switch. In sixteen seconds the Cap's computer box gave you an accurate prediction (within one-half of a standard deviation) of what the subject would score on all eleven subtests of the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale or, in the case of children, the Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children--all from sixteen seconds' worth of brain waves. There was nothing culturally biased about the test whatsoever. What could be cultural about staring at a thumbtack on a wall? The savings in time and money were breathtaking. The conventional IQ test took two hours to complete; and the overhead, in terms of paying test-givers, test-scorers, test-preparers, and the rent, was $100 an hour at the very least. The IQ Cap required about fifteen minutes and sixteen seconds--it took about fifteen minutes to put the electrodes on the scalp--and about a tenth of a penny's worth of electricity. Neurometrics's investors were rubbing their hands and licking their chops. They were about to make a killing.

In fact-- nobody wanted their damnable IQ Cap!

It wasn't simply that no one believed you could derive IQ scores from brainwaves--it was that nobody wanted to believe it could be done. Nobody wanted to believe that human brainpower is... that hardwired . Nobody wanted to learn in a flash that... the genetic fix is in . Nobody wanted to learn that he was... a hardwired genetic mediocrity ...and that the best he could hope for in this Trough of Mortal Error was to live out his mediocre life as a stress-free dim bulb. Barry Sterman of UCLA, chief scientist for a firm called Cognitive Neurometrics, who has devised his own brain-wave technology for market research and focus groups, regards brain-wave IQ testing as possible--but in the current atmosphere you "wouldn't have a Chinaman's chance of getting a grant" to develop it.

Science is a court from which there is no appeal

Here we begin to sense the chill that emanates from the hottest field in the academic world. The unspoken and largely unconscious premise of the wrangling over neuroscience's strategic high ground is: We now live in an age in which science is a court from which there is no appeal. And the issue this time around, at the end of the twentieth century, is not the evolution of the species, which can seem a remote business, but the nature of our own precious inner selves.

The elders of the field, such as Wilson, are well aware of all this and are cautious, or cautious compared to the new generation. Wilson still holds out the possibility--I think he doubts it, but he still holds out the possibility--that at some point in evolutionary history, culture began to influence the development of the human brain in ways that cannot be explained by strict Darwinian theory. But the new generation of neuroscientists are not cautious for a second. In private conversations, the bull sessions, as it were, that create the mental atmosphere of any hot new science--and I love talking to these people--they express an uncompromising determinism.

They start with the most famous statement in all of modern philosophy, Descartes's "Cogito ergo sum," "I think, therefore I am," which they regard as the essence of "dualism," the old-fashioned notion that the mind is something distinct from its mechanism, the brain and the body. (I will get to the second most famous statement in a moment.) This is also known as the "ghost in the machine" fallacy, the quaint belief that there is a ghostly "self" somewhere inside the brain that interprets and directs its operations. Neuroscientists involved in three-dimensional electroencephalography will tell you that there is not even any one place in the brain where consciousness or self-consciousness ( Cogito ergo sum ) is located. This is merely an illusion created by a medley of neurological systems acting in concert. The young generation takes this yet one step further. Since consciousness and thought are entirely physical products of your brain and nervous system--and since your brain arrived fully imprinted at birth--what makes you think you have free will? Where is it going to come from? What "ghost," what "mind," what "self," what "soul," what anything that will not be immediately grabbed by those scornful quotation marks, is going to bubble up your brain stem to give it to you? I have heard neuroscientists theorize that, given computers of sufficient power and sophistication, it would be possible to predict the course of any human being's life moment by moment, including the fact that the poor devil was about to shake his head over the very idea. I doubt that any Calvinist of the sixteenth century ever believed so completely in predestination as these, the hottest and most intensely rational young scientists in the United States at the end of the twentieth.

Since the late 1970s, in the Age of Wilson, college students have been heading into neuroscience in job lots. The Society for Neuroscience was founded in 1970 with 1,100 members. Today, one generation later, its membership exceeds 26,000. The Society's latest convention, in San Diego, drew 23,052 souls, making it one of the biggest professional conventions in the country. In the venerable field of academic philosophy, young faculty members are jumping ship in embarrassing numbers and shifting into neuroscience. They are heading for the laboratories. Why wrestle with Kant's God, Freedom, and Immortality when it is only a matter of time before neuroscience, probably through brain imaging, reveals the actual physical mechanism that sends these mental constructs, these illusions, synapsing up into the Broca's and Wernicke's areas of the brain?

Which brings us to the second most famous statement in all of modern philosophy: Nietzsche's "God is dead." The year was 1882. (The book was Die Fröhliche Wissenschaft [ The Gay Science ].) Nietzsche said this was not a declaration of atheism, although he was in fact an atheist, but simply the news of an event. He called the death of God a "tremendous event," the greatest event of modern history. The news was that educated people no longer believed in God, as a result of the rise of rationalism and scientific thought, including Darwinism, over the preceding 250 years. But before you atheists run up your flags of triumph, he said, think of the implications. "The story I have to tell," wrote Nietzsche, "is the history of the next two centuries." He predicted (in Ecce Homo ) that the twentieth century would be a century of "wars such as have never happened on earth," wars catastrophic beyond all imagining. And why? Because human beings would no longer have a god to turn to, to absolve them of their guilt; but they would still be racked by guilt, since guilt is an impulse instilled in children when they are very young, before the age of reason. As a result, people would loathe not only one another but themselves. The blind and reassuring faith they formerly poured into their belief in God, said Nietzsche, they would now pour into a belief in barbaric nationalistic brotherhoods: "If the doctrines...of the lack of any cardinal distinction between man and animal, doctrines I consider true but deadly"--he says in an allusion to Darwinism in Untimely Meditations --"are hurled into the people for another generation...then nobody should be surprised when...brotherhoods with the aim of the robbery and exploitation of the non-brothers...will appear in the arena of the future."

Nietzsche's view of guilt, incidentally, is also that of neuro-scientists a century later. They regard guilt as one of those tendencies imprinted in the brain at birth. In some people the genetic work is not complete, and they engage in criminal behavior without a twinge of remorse--thereby intriguing criminologists, who then want to create Violence Initiatives and hold conferences on the subject.

Nietzsche said that mankind would limp on through the twentieth century "on the mere pittance" of the old decaying God-based moral codes. But then, in the twenty-first, would come a period more dreadful than the great wars, a time of "the total eclipse of all values" (in The Will to Power ). This would also be a frantic period of "revaluation," in which people would try to find new systems of values to replace the osteoporotic skeletons of the old. But you will fail, he warned, because you cannot believe in moral codes without simultaneously believing in a god who points at you with his fearsome forefinger and says "Thou shalt" or "Thou shalt not."

Why should we bother ourselves with a dire prediction that seems so far-fetched as "the total eclipse of all values"? Because of man's track record, I should think. After all, in Europe, in the peaceful decade of the 1880s, it must have seemed even more far-fetched to predict the world wars of the twentieth century and the barbaric brotherhoods of Nazism and Communism. Ecce vates! Ecce vates! Behold the prophet! How much more proof can one demand of a man's powers of prediction?

A hundred years ago those who worried about the death of God could console one another with the fact that they still had their own bright selves and their own inviolable souls for moral ballast and the marvels of modern science to chart the way. But what if, as seems likely, the greatest marvel of modern science turns out to be brain imaging? And what if, ten years from now, brain imaging has proved, beyond any doubt, that not only Edward O. Wilson but also the young generation are, in fact, correct?

The elders, such as Wilson himself and Daniel C. Dennett, the author of Darwin's Dangerous Idea: Evolution and the Meanings of Life , and Richard Dawkins, author of The Selfish Gene and The Blind Watchmaker , insist that there is nothing to fear from the truth, from the ultimate extension of Darwin's dangerous idea. They present elegant arguments as to why neuroscience should in no way diminish the richness of life, the magic of art, or the righteousness of political causes, including, if one need edit, political correctness at Harvard or Tufts, where Dennett is Director of the Center for Cognitive Studies, or Oxford, where Dawkins is something called Professor of Public Understanding of Science. (Dennett and Dawkins, every bit as much as Wilson, are earnestly, feverishly, politically correct.) Despite their best efforts, however, neuroscience is not rippling out into the public on waves of scholarly reassurance. But rippling out it is, rapidly. The conclusion people out beyond the laboratory walls are drawing is: The fix is in! We're all hardwired! That, and: Don't blame me! I'm wired wrong!

From nurture to nature

This sudden switch from a belief in Nurture, in the form of social conditioning, to Nature, in the form of genetics and brain physiology, is the great intellectual event, to borrow Nietzsche's term, of the late twentieth century. Up to now the two most influential ideas of the century have been Marxism and Freudianism. Both were founded upon the premise that human beings and their "ideals"--Marx and Freud knew about quotation marks, too--are completely molded by their environment. To Marx, the crucial environment was one's social class; "ideals" and "faiths" were notions foisted by the upper orders upon the lower as instruments of social control. To Freud, the crucial environment was the Oedipal drama, the unconscious sexual plot that was played out in the family early in a child's existence. The "ideals" and "faiths" you prize so much are merely the parlor furniture you feature for receiving your guests, said Freud; I will show you the cellar, the furnace, the pipes, the sexual steam that actually runs the house. By the mid-1950s even anti-Marxists and anti-Freudians had come to assume the centrality of class domination and Oedipally conditioned sexual drives. On top of this came Pavlov, with his "stimulus-response bonds," and B. F. Skinner, with his "operant conditioning," turning the supremacy of conditioning into something approaching a precise form of engineering.

So how did this brilliant intellectual fashion come to so screeching and ignominious an end?

The demise of Freudianism can be summed up in a single word: lithium. In 1949 an Australian psychiatrist, John Cade, gave five days of lithium therapy--for entirely the wrong reasons--to a fifty-one-year-old mental patient who was so manic-depressive, so hyperactive, unintelligible, and uncontrollable, he had been kept locked up in asylums for twenty years. By the sixth day, thanks to the lithium buildup in his blood, he was a normal human being. Three months later he was released and lived happily ever after in his own home. This was a man who had been locked up and subjected to two decades of Freudian logorrhea to no avail whatsoever. Over the next twenty years antidepressant and tranquilizing drugs completely replaced Freudian talk-talk as treatment for serious mental disturbances. By the mid-1980s, neuroscientists looked upon Freudian psychiatry as a quaint relic based largely upon superstition (such as dream analysis -- dream analysis!), like phrenology or mesmerism. In fact, among neuroscientists, phrenology now has a higher reputation than Freudian psychiatry, since phrenology was in a certain crude way a precursor of electroencephalography. Freudian psychiatrists are now regarded as old crocks with sham medical degrees, as ears with wire hairs sprouting out of them that people with more money than sense can hire to talk into.

Marxism was finished off even more suddenly--in a single year, 1973--with the smuggling out of the Soviet Union and the publication in France of the first of the three volumes of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago . Other writers, notably the British historian Robert Conquest, had already exposed the Soviet Union's vast network of concentration camps, but their work was based largely on the testimony of refugees, and refugees were routinely discounted as biased and bitter observers. Solzhenitsyn, on the other hand, was a Soviet citizen, still living on Soviet soil, a zek himself for eleven years, zek being Russian slang for concentration camp prisoner. His credibility had been vouched for by none other than Nikita Khrushchev, who in 1962 had permitted the publication of Solzhenitsyn's novella of the gulag, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich , as a means of cutting down to size the daunting shadow of his predecessor Stalin. "Yes," Khrushchev had said in effect, "what this man Solzhenitsyn has to say is true. Such were Stalin's crimes." Solzhenitsyn's brief fictional description of the Soviet slave labor system was damaging enough. But The Gulag Archipelago , a two-thousand-page, densely detailed, nonfiction account of the Soviet Communist Party's systematic extermination of its enemies, real and imagined, of its own countrymen, by the tens of millions through an enormous, methodical, bureaucratically controlled "human sewage disposal system," as Solzhenitsyn called it-- The Gulag Archipelago was devastating. After all, this was a century in which there was no longer any possible ideological detour around the concentration camp. Among European intellectuals, even French intellectuals, Marxism collapsed as a spiritual force immediately. Ironically, it survived longer in the United States before suffering a final, merciful coup de gr ce on November 9, 1989, with the breaching of the Berlin Wall, which signaled in an unmistakable fashion what a debacle the Soviets' seventy-two-year field experiment in socialism had been. (Marxism still hangs on, barely, acrobatically, in American universities in a Mannerist form known as Deconstruction, a literary doctrine that depicts language itself as an insidious tool used by The Powers That Be to deceive the proles and peasants.)

Freudianism and Marxism--and with them, the entire belief in social conditioning--were demolished so swiftly, so suddenly, that neuroscience has surged in, as if into an intellectual vacuum. Nor do you have to be a scientist to detect the rush.

Anyone with a child in school knows the signs all too well. I have children in school, and I am intrigued by the faith parents now invest--the craze began about 1990--in psychologists who diagnose their children as suffering from a defect known as attention deficit disorder, or ADD. Of course, I have no way of knowing whether this "disorder" is an actual, physical, neurological condition or not, but neither does anybody else in this early stage of neuroscience. The symptoms of this supposed malady are always the same. The child, or, rather, the boy--forty-nine out of fifty cases are boys--fidgets around in school, slides off his chair, doesn't pay attention, distracts his classmates during class, and performs poorly. In an earlier era he would have been pressured to pay attention, work harder, show some self-discipline. To parents caught up in the new intellectual climate of the 1990s, that approach seems cruel, because my little boy's problem is... he's wired wrong! The poor little tyke --the fix has been in since birth! Invariably the parents complain, "All he wants to do is sit in front of the television set and watch cartoons and play Sega Genesis." For how long? "How long? For hours at a time." Hours at a time; as even any young neuroscientist will tell you, that boy may have a problem, but it is not an attention deficit.

Nevertheless, all across America we have the spectacle of an entire generation of little boys, by the tens of thousands, being dosed up on ADD's magic bullet of choice, Ritalin, the CIBA-Geneva Corporation's brand name for the stimulant methylphenidate. I first encountered Ritalin in 1966 when I was in San Francisco doing research for a book on the psychedelic or hippie movement. A certain species of the genus hippie was known as the Speed Freak, and a certain strain of Speed Freak was known as the Ritalin Head. The Ritalin Heads loved Ritalin. You'd see them in the throes of absolute Ritalin raptures...Not a wiggle, not a peep...They would sit engrossed in anything at all...a manhole cover, their own palm wrinkles...indefinitely...through shoulda-been mealtime after mealtime...through raging insomnias...Pure methyl-phenidate nirvana...From 1990 to 1995, CIBA-Geneva's sales of Ritalin rose 600 percent; and not because of the appetites of subsets of the species Speed Freak in San Francisco, either. It was because an entire generation of American boys, from the best private schools of the Northeast to the worst sludge-trap public schools of Los Angeles and San Diego, was now strung out on methylphenidate, diligently doled out to them every day by their connection, the school nurse. America is a wonderful country! I mean it! No honest writer would challenge that statement! The human comedy never runs out of material! It never lets you down!

Meantime, the notion of a self--a self who exercises self-discipline, postpones gratification, curbs the sexual appetite, stops short of aggression and criminal behavior--a self who can become more intelligent and lift itself to the very peaks of life by its own bootstraps through study, practice, perseverance, and refusal to give up in the face of great odds--this old-fashioned notion (what's a boot strap, for God's sake?) of success through enterprise and true grit is already slipping away, slipping away...slipping away...The peculiarly American faith in the power of the individual to transform himself from a helpless cypher into a giant among men, a faith that ran from Emerson ("Self-Reliance") to Horatio Alger's Luck and Pluck stories to Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People to Norman Vincent Peale's The Power of Positive Thinking to Og Mandino's The Greatest Salesman in the World --that faith is now as moribund as the god for whom Nietzsche wrote an obituary in 1882. It lives on today only in the decrepit form of the "motivational talk," as lecture agents refer to it, given by retired football stars such as Fran Tarkenton to audiences of businessmen, most of them woulda-been athletes (like the author of this article), about how life is like a football game. "It's late in the fourth period and you're down by thirteen points and the Cowboys got you hemmed in on your own one-yard line and it's third and twenty-three. Whaddaya do?..."

Sorry, Fran, but it's third and twenty-three and the genetic fix is in, and the new message is now being pumped out into the popular press and onto television at a stupefying rate. Who are the pumps? They are a new breed who call themselves "evolutionary psychologists." You can be sure that twenty years ago the same people would have been calling themselves Freudian; but today they are genetic determinists, and the press has a voracious appetite for whatever they come up with.

The most popular study currently--it is still being featured on television news shows, months later--is David Lykken and Auke Tellegen's study at the University of Minnesota of two thousand twins that shows, according to these two evolutionary psychologists, that an individual's happiness is largely genetic. Some people are hardwired to be happy and some are not. Success (or failure) in matters of love, money, reputation, or power is transient stuff; you soon settle back down (or up) to the level of happiness you were born with genetically. Three months ago Fortune devoted a long takeout, elaborately illustrated, of a study by evolutionary psychologists at Britain's University of Saint Andrews showing that you judge the facial beauty or handsomeness of people you meet not by any social standards of the age you live in but by criteria hardwired in your brain from the moment you were born. Or, to put it another way, beauty is not in the eye of the beholder but embedded in his genes. In fact, today, in the year 1996, barely three years before the end of the millennium, if your appetite for newspapers, magazines, and television is big enough, you will quickly get the impression that there is nothing in your life, including the fat content of your body, that is not genetically predetermined. If I may mention just a few things the evolutionary psychologists have illuminated for me over the past two months:

The male of the human species is genetically hardwired to be polygamous, i.e., unfaithful to his legal mate. Any magazine-reading male gets the picture soon enough. (Three million years of evolution made me do it!) Women lust after male celebrities, because they are genetically hardwired to sense that alpha males will take better care of their offspring. (I'm just a lifeguard in the gene pool, honey.) Teenage girls are genetically hardwired to be promiscuous and are as helpless to stop themselves as dogs in the park. (The school provides the condoms.) Most murders are the result of genetically hardwired compulsions. (Convicts can read, too, and they report to the prison psychiatrist: "Something came over me...and then the knife went in." 2 )

Where does that leave self-control? Where, indeed, if people believe this ghostly self does not even exist, and brain imaging proves it, once and for all?

So far, neuroscientific theory is based largely on indirect evidence, from studies of animals or of how a normal brain changes when it is invaded (by accidents, disease, radical surgery, or experimental needles). Darwin II himself, Edward O. Wilson, has only limited direct knowledge of the human brain. He is a zoologist, not a neurologist, and his theories are extrapolations from the exhaustive work he has done in his specialty, the study of insects. The French surgeon Paul Broca discovered Broca's area, one of the two speech centers of the left hemisphere of the brain, only after one of his patients suffered a stroke. Even the PET scan and the PET reporter gene/PET reporter probe are technically medical invasions, since they require the injection of chemicals or viruses into the body. But they offer glimpses of what the noninvasive imaging of the future will probably look like. A neuroradiologist can read a list of topics out loud to a person being given a PET scan, topics pertaining to sports, music, business, history, whatever, and when he finally hits one the person is interested in, a particular area of the cerebral cortex actually lights up on the screen. Eventually, as brain imaging is refined, the picture may become as clear and complete as those see-through exhibitions, at auto shows, of the inner workings of the internal combustion engine. At that point it may become obvious to everyone that all we are looking at is a piece of machinery, an analog chemical computer, that processes information from the environment. "All," since you can look and look and you will not find any ghostly self inside, or any mind, or any soul.

Thereupon, in the year 2006 or 2026, some new Nietzsche will step forward to announce: "The self is dead"--except that being prone to the poetic, like Nietzsche I, he will probably say: "The soul is dead." He will say that he is merely bringing the news, the news of the greatest event of the millennium: "The soul, that last refuge of values, is dead, because educated people no longer believe it exists." Unless the assurances of the Wilsons and the Dennetts and the Dawkinses also start rippling out, the lurid carnival that will ensue may make the phrase "the total eclipse of all values" seem tame.

The two most fascinating riddles of the 21st century

If I were a college student today, I don't think I could resist going into neuroscience. Here we have the two most fascinating riddles of the twenty-first century: the riddle of the human mind and the riddle of what happens to the human mind when it comes to know itself absolutely. In any case, we live in an age in which it is impossible and pointless to avert your eyes from the truth.

Ironically, said Nietzsche, this unflinching eye for truth, this zest for skepticism, is the legacy of Christianity (for complicated reasons that needn't detain us here). Then he added one final and perhaps ultimate piece of irony in a fragmentary passage in a notebook shortly before he lost his mind (to the late-nineteenth-century's great venereal scourge, syphilis). He predicted that eventually modern science would turn its juggernaut of skepticism upon itself, question the validity of its own foundations, tear them apart, and self-destruct. I thought about that in the summer of 1994 when a group of mathematicians and computer scientists held a conference at the Santa Fe Institute on "Limits to Scientific Knowledge." The consensus was that since the human mind is, after all, an entirely physical apparatus, a form of computer, the product of a particular genetic history, it is finite in its capabilities. Being finite, hardwired, it will probably never have the power to comprehend human existence in any complete way. It would be as if a group of dogs were to call a conference to try to understand The Dog. They could try as hard as they wanted, but they wouldn't get very far. Dogs can communicate only about forty notions, all of them primitive, and they can't record anything. The project would be doomed from the start. The human brain is far superior to the dog's, but it is limited nonetheless. So any hope of human beings arriving at some final, complete, self-enclosed theory of human existence is doomed, too.

This, science's Ultimate Skepticism, has been spreading ever since then. Over the past two years even Darwinism, a sacred tenet among American scientists for the past seventy years, has been beset by...doubts. Scientists--not religiosi--notably the mathematician David Berlinski ("The Deniable Darwin," Commentary , June 1996) and the biochemist Michael Behe (Darwin's Black Box , 1996), have begun attacking Darwinism as a mere theory, not a scientific discovery, a theory woefully unsupported by fossil evidence and featuring, at the core of its logic, sheer mush. (Dennett and Dawkins, for whom Darwin is the Only Begotten, the Messiah, are already screaming. They're beside themselves, utterly apoplectic. Wilson, the giant, keeping his cool, has remained above the battle.) By 1990 the physicist Petr Beckmann of the University of Colorado had already begun going after Einstein. He greatly admired Einstein for his famous equation of matter and energy, E=mc2 , but called his theory of relativity mostly absurd and grotesquely untestable. Beckmann died in 1993. His Fool Killer's cudgel has been taken up by Howard Hayden of the University of Connecticut, who has many admirers among the upcoming generation of Ultimately Skeptical young physicists. The scorn the new breed heaps upon quantum mechanics ("has no real-world applications"..."depends entirely on fairies sprinkling goofball equations in your eyes"), Unified Field Theory ("Nobel worm bait"), and the Big Bang Theory ("creationism for nerds") has become withering. If only Nietzsche were alive! He would have relished every minute of it!

Recently I happened to be talking to a prominent California geologist, and she told me: "When I first went into geology, we all thought that in science you create a solid layer of findings, through experiment and careful investigation, and then you add a second layer, like a second layer of bricks, all very carefully, and so on. Occasionally some adventurous scientist stacks the bricks up in towers, and these towers turn out to be insubstantial and they get torn down, and you proceed again with the careful layers. But we now realize that the very first layers aren't even resting on solid ground. They are balanced on bubbles, on concepts that are full of air, and those bubbles are being burst today, one after the other."

I suddenly had a picture of the entire astonishing edifice collapsing and modern man plunging headlong back into the primordial ooze. He's floundering, sloshing about, gulping for air, frantically treading ooze, when he feels something huge and smooth swim beneath him and boost him up, like some almighty dolphin. He can't see it, but he's much impressed. He names it God.

Tom Wolfe has chronicled American popular culture for more than three decades. His best-selling books include The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Right Stuff, and The Bonfire of the Vanities.

This article can be found on the Tetrica website (link closed). Reprinted with permission.


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